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31 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:06

Numpty 28723

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Andy Walker
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The best watches are those you can use to send for Superman. I don't have one of those so I don't bother with watches at all. 

(Serious note: kids, never accept gifts from strangers in blue tights)

32 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:24

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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She is very tasty!

Where's the pocket watch? Very Happy

33 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:26

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:She is very tasty!

Where's the pocket watch? Very Happy
I shudder to think.

34 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:26

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karlypants wrote:She is very tasty!

Where's the pocket watch? Very Happy

Is that a pocket watch down your trunks or are you just happy to see me..............mwuhahahahaha

35 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:27

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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y2johnny wrote:

I bet Bonce would love to feel Brucie up.

36 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:34

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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scottjames30 wrote:
y2johnny wrote:

I bet Bonce would love to feel Brucie up.
You've gone too far now Scott.
I'm putting a contract out on you.
The Bruce Forsyth Appreciation Society are feared throughout the land. We can both turn nasty.
Beware.

37 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:36

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Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:
You've gone too far now Scott.
I'm putting a contract out on you.
The Bruce Forsyth Appreciation Society are feared throughout the land. We can both turn nasty.
Beware.
Fuck this, i'm hiding in a bunker somewhere,i'll stay down there for weeks, you'll never find me , ha.

38 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:41

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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scottjames30 wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
You've gone too far now Scott.
I'm putting a contract out on you.
The Bruce Forsyth Appreciation Society are feared throughout the land. We can both turn nasty.
Beware.
Fuck this, i'm hiding in a bunker somewhere,i'll stay down there for weeks, you'll never find me , ha.
With Anthea Redfern I hope! Very Happy



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39 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:43

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Nat Lofthouse
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scottjames30 wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
You've gone too far now Scott.
I'm putting a contract out on you.
The Bruce Forsyth Appreciation Society are feared throughout the land. We can both turn nasty.
Beware.
Fuck this, i'm hiding in a bunker somewhere,i'll stay down there for weeks, you'll never find me , ha.
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up. Cool

40 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:44

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:
Hopefully with Anthea Redfern! Very Happy
Just me and her playing the generation game. Twisted Evil

41 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:46

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up. Cool
You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?

42 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:49

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scottjames30 wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up. Cool
You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?

Bonce was Cow Tipping Champion 1937, you need a new costume

43 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:50

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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scottjames30 wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up. Cool
You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?
This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you! Shocked

44 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:51

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Nat Lofthouse
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y2johnny wrote:

Bonce was Cow Tipping Champion 1937, you need a new costume
You're joking, i'll take it back and get a tree suit, he'll never find me if i keep still.

45 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:51

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karlypants wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
You're forgetting I'm a full blooded Apache(Farnworth Lodge).
Once I get my goose fat on,and my tracking head in gear,my natural skills will come to the fore.
Just hope the sat-nav isn't playing up. Cool
You'll still never find me, i've got a cow suit and you can't go checking every cow in a field now, can you?
This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you! Shocked

Wouldn't count on it KP, he has special gloves...............the rest of us call it moisturiser

46 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:53

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:
This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you! Shocked
If he does, i'll close my eyes and pretend its Anthea Redfern. Very Happy

47 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:55

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scottjames30 wrote:
karlypants wrote:
This could be a good disguise, I can't see that Bonce would want to try milking you! Shocked
If he does, i'll close my eyes and pretend its Anthea Redfern. Very Happy

He does have soft hands Twisted Evil

48 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:56

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Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one. Shocked

49 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 14:56

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boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one. Shocked

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before

50 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 15:00

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y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one. Shocked

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before
I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

51 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 15:02

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boltonbonce wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one. Shocked

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before
I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

Thats a onesie and a half that!!!!

And i have just noticed this is the 4000th topic on wandering minds!  IS there not a prize for that?

52 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 15:04

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Nat Lofthouse
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y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one. Shocked

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before
I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

Thats a onesie and a half that!!!!

And i have just noticed this is the 4000th topic on wandering minds!  IS there not a prize for that?
I'm sure Nat will be along with a bellend award or similar Very Happy

53 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 15:05

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karlypants wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Scott would do well to remember that where there are cows,there's usually a bull.
And they're 'horny' in more ways than one. Shocked

I've never heard you refer to yourself as a bull before
I only talk bull.
But I've got a feeling Scott will be pretty easy to spot.

Thats a onesie and a half that!!!!

And i have just noticed this is the 4000th topic on wandering minds!  IS there not a prize for that?
I'm sure Nat will be along with a bellend award or similar Very Happy

As long as it isn't her bellend KP Wink

54 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 15:05

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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Shit, im running.

That Indian thing works.

55 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 15:06

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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4000th.Nice milestone.
But I feel truly sorry for the poor innocent people who start reading this thread expecting a serious discussion about watches.
And I'm not taking the rap for this one. Oh no.
I'm wholly innocent this time. Evil or Very Mad

56 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 19:22

Soul Kitchen

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Ivan Campo
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Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?

57 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 19:24

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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Soul Kitchen wrote:Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?
I wear fake gold and fake watches.

The only thing that i wear on my waist is the local sluts.

58 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 19:27

Norpig

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John McGinlay
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boltonbonce wrote:4000th.Nice milestone.
But I feel truly sorry for the poor innocent people who start reading this thread expecting a serious discussion about watches.
And I'm not taking the rap for this one. Oh no.
I'm wholly innocent this time. Evil or Very Mad
 3500 of those involved Brucie!

59 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 20:27

Soul Kitchen

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scottjames30 wrote:
Soul Kitchen wrote:Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?
I wear fake gold and fake watches.

The only thing that i wear on my waist is the local sluts.
I was referring to time waister as opposed to time waster.

60 Re: Watches on Tue Jan 13 2015, 20:29

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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Soul Kitchen wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:
Soul Kitchen wrote:Scott
I take it your avatar was not professionally created?
Do you wear a watch on your waist?
I wear fake gold and fake watches.

The only thing that i wear on my waist is the local sluts.
I was referring to time waister as opposed to time waster.
Someone else spotted that too.

Changed it anyway Very Happy

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