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1books - Books that are shit! Empty Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 18:44

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I read half of "If I Stay", then i skipped to the last page and read that... I was glad I hadn't wasted my time reading the rest... don't think I missed much.

If you are thinking of reading it don't, here is what happens in a nutshell...

Nothing.

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2books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 18:52

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Gone Girl.

Utter tripe of the highest order and the ending was one of the worst I've ever read.


The Boy That Never Was.

See above + A "twist" that couldn't have been any more obvious if the authors had painted you a fucking big picture.

3books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 19:19

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Where's wally!

4books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 19:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Biggles and the noble lord.
Not a patch on the other 97 books.

5books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 19:22

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Where's wally!
'Where's Waldo', the American version,was much better. Very Happy

6books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 19:23

Hipster_Nebula

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I read Gone Girl recently, what an absolute load of rubbish. 

Phantoms by Dean Koontz is another book that was appalling.

7books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 19:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

8books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 19:52

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Breadman wrote:Gone Girl.

Utter tripe of the highest order and the ending was one of the worst I've ever read.

+1 

It's popularity is yet more proof the majority of people are bellends.

9books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 20:00

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Anybody else read The Murder Bag by Tony Parsons?

Another lame duck.

##########Spoiler Alert#################


The main protagonist is a "rogue detective by numbers" and the big twist at the end hinges on him spotting that a fella has a glass eye.

Plausible..... 

Until you realise that he's spent a lot of time with this bloke, face to face, during the preceding weeks and not twigged it but after he's nicked somebody else for the crime, he sees this bloke on telly and suddenly spots his (previously unnoticed) glass eye.

Gash....

10books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 22:20

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

Yes Gone Girl is utter shit. It's amazing and sad that so many people think it's good.

11books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 23:16

Jake McHale

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Tony Kelly

I tried to read it but didn't get past a couple of chapters gave it to the cat shop same with Lee Child's last book think he's getting boring now.

12books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 23:17

Sluffy

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Ulysses by James Joyce.

Dire.

13books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 23:19

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Football Tactics and Strategies - Owen Coyle.

All it had was blank pages.

14books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Fri Feb 27 2015, 23:28

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Sluffy wrote:Ulysses by James Joyce.

Dire.


Agreed.

Unintelligible bollocks.

Makes Shakespeare (who I also hate because it's difficult to understand for anybody born after about 1545) look like Closer magazine in comparison.

There's a lot of snobbery lingering about "proper literature" in my view.

Although I did enjoy Dubliners.

15books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Sat Feb 28 2015, 01:54

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The bible Shocked

16books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Sat Feb 28 2015, 09:21

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

The Koran

17books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Sat Feb 28 2015, 09:44

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sluffy wrote:Ulysses by James Joyce.

Dire.


I haven't read it but isn't that considered the greatest novel of all time?

18books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Sat Feb 28 2015, 10:32

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:The bible Shocked

Expect a death threat in the post Monday morning.

19books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Sat Feb 28 2015, 10:36

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Chicken Clicking wasn't much cop.

20books - Books that are shit! Empty Re: Books that are shit! Sat Feb 28 2015, 19:33

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Going against the Grain a bit here but I've never read a book.

Tried and gave up a few times in the past, am I the only non book reader on here?

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