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1 Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 19:35

Reebok Trotter

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Nat Lofthouse
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Is anyone going to waste a few hours of their lives watching this pile of shite this evening ?

It would be nice to see ageing crooner, Engelbert Pumpnstink hit the heady heights once again but these eastern bloc countries seem to shaft us every year.

At the end of the show I can see Engelbert doing a quick rendition of ' Please release me.'

2 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 19:39

doffcocker

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Ivan Campo
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I love watching the results for the hilariously predictable voting.

I wouldn't watch the actual performances if all the other channels went dead, it was raining outside, and my internet connection was down.

3 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 19:49

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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I was going to meet Peter Andre for a drink, but it's too hot so I'll be watching this for the sarcastic comments from Graham Norton.

4 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 20:00

Reebok Trotter

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I preferred Wogan to Norton. Tonight I am looking forward to watching the Russian MILF's perform.

5 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 20:04

Reebok Trotter

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The music for the opening ceremony is enough to curdle milk. It's like Whirling Dervishes on acid.

6 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 20:20

Reebok Trotter

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Still not a bad voice for seventy six but he isn't going to pull in the young european male voters. Whoever organises the UK's entry is clueless. To win it we need someone like this young lady with a superb pair of lungs. You can tell she has all the natural attributes to be a big hit as a songbird. A catchy tune with a bit of eye candy. What could be better ?

https://youtu.be/Pkfjh4z61Oc

7 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 20:25

Reebok Trotter

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Fcuk me it's the Lithuanian Roy Orbison!

8 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 20:34

Reebok Trotter

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If I didn't know any better I would say that the Russian MILF's are the Blessed Sisters of St Alopecia.

https://youtu.be/wLiYkUXss7U

9 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 21:54

Keegan

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Reebok Trotter wrote:You can tell she has all the natural attributes to be a big hit as a songbird. A catchy tune with a bit of eye candy. What could be better ?


I'm certain that her right it is entirely exposed somewhere between 2:36 and 2:41. Can't be more specific, though - I can't look two places at once.

http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

10 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 22:08

doffcocker

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I absolutely love all the "Hallo Dusseldorf. On behalv of all Austria I vant to congratulate you on a vundeful show zis evening" sort of bullshit.

11 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 26 2012, 23:35

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Well that was another successful attempt at trying get the rest of europe to like us.

12 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sun May 27 2012, 07:58

Reebok Trotter

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Engelbert coming second last was a complete waste of plane fare. He would have been better off staying at home and watching it on the telly.

13 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sun May 27 2012, 10:51

bwfc71

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Ivan Campo
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Just saw the voting bit of the show and no surprises whatsoever - especially with the Eastern bloc countries ("Keep Motherland Russia sweet otherwise they could mount a new invasion" - style of voting!)

14 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sun May 27 2012, 11:00

Reebok Trotter

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It's a disgrace. The sooner the Russians invade all these tinpot countries in the eastern bloc and form a United Soviet Socialist Republic, the better the music world will be.

15 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sun May 27 2012, 11:11

bwfc71

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Not just that RT but we have to make sure that the BeNeLux countries come together, the Germanic speaking countries are anschlussed and the Scandinavian countries are merged - then we could have a bit more of a chnace of winning the Song Contest

16 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Mon May 28 2012, 19:32

Keegan

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Ah - the good old CCCP.

http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

17 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Mon May 28 2012, 21:24

Reebok Trotter

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18 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 10:20

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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It's that time of the year again. I won't be wasting a second on it. Will you?

19 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 12:05

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:It's that time of the year again. I won't be wasting a second on it. Will you?
Used to love watching the results part with Terry Wogan. Very Happy

20 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 21:48

rammywhite

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karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:It's that time of the year again. I won't be wasting a second on it. Will you?
Used to love watching the results part with Terry Wogan. Very Happy
No-it's shite

21 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 21:50

karlypants

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rammywhite wrote:
karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:It's that time of the year again. I won't be wasting a second on it. Will you?
Used to love watching the results part with Terry Wogan. Very Happy
No-it's shite
I’ve currently got BGT on, on +1

22 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 21:50

boltonbonce

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Our song was disrupted by a protester according to the BBC website.

23 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 21:51

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:Our song was disrupted by a protester according to the BBC website.
Do you know what they were protesting about? Brexit? Very Happy

24 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 21:52

boltonbonce

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He was shouting about the Nazi British media.

25 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 23:02

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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We currently have feck all points so far.

26 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 23:05

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Just got 2 from Latvia! Very Happy

27 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 23:19

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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We're behind this guy at the moment.

28 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 23:29

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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We’ve got a few more but still lingering around the bottom. Very Happy

29 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 23:37

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:We’ve got a few more but still lingering around the bottom. Very Happy
Looking at the audience,most of them will doing much the same.

30 Re: Eurovision song contest. on Sat May 12 2018, 23:44

Hipster_Nebula

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Of course the guy who fucked up the British entry was a Corbyn supporting communist.

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