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1 Things that irritate the shit out of you on Fri Oct 02 2015, 14:34

Bwfc1958

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The sound of people eating is my big irritation. If I'm sat near to someone who's eating crisps I boil up inside and get the urge to kick the shit out of them, but I just have to remind myself that these are my children and that just wouldn't be right.

It's not just the crunchy foods though. Even when people eat with their mouths closed, I can hear the food churning round in their gob and it really gets to me. Doesn't take long for the red mist to descend and if I don't get away from the noise I will lose my shit.

I looked it up, just to check I'm not a freak with issues and I think I have misophonia. Yes, there's an actual name for this sort of thing.

Do you have any major irritations that piss you off so much that you could explode?

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Loads. Main one is twats with mobile phones.

Yes, it's a phone. Everyone has one. You're not cool because you can ring your mum and tell her about your pointless day at work.

If anyone I'm with starts talking about their phone I tell 'em to fuck off and find themselves a life.

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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People you phone who don't answer and don't return your call!!!

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:People you phone who don't answer and don't return your call!!!

Stop fucking hounding me then.

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:People you phone who don't answer and don't return your call!!!

Stop fucking hounding me then.
Very Happy

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
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People that follow the crowd. Probably why 90% of the population irritates me

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Selfie sticks and any wanker that uses one.

rammywhite

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El Hadji Diouf
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Tossers on airplanes who recline their seat into my space behind them as soon as they sit down.

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Fat bastards on planes that get annoyed when I recline my seat.

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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rammywhite wrote:Tossers on airplanes who recline their seat into my space behind them as soon as they sit down.
I'm quite the opposite to this one.

Once you recline your seat back then you will have the same space again!

Whoever designed those fucking key lock things wants a bloody good twatting!!!

Now i'm angry!

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El Hadji Diouf
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Natasha Whittam wrote:Fat bastards on planes that get annoyed when I recline my seat.

I've just got off a plane this morning. Was it you ,you  pointless tosser  sat in front of me?

Numpty 28723

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Andy Walker
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Bwfc1958 wrote:The sound of people eating is my big irritation. If I'm sat near to someone who's eating crisps I boil up inside and get the urge to kick the shit out of them, but I just have to remind myself that these are my children and that just wouldn't be right.

It's not just the crunchy foods though. Even when people eat with their mouths closed, I can hear the food churning round in their gob and it really gets to me. Doesn't take long for the red mist to descend and if I don't get away from the noise I will lose my shit.

I looked it up, just to check I'm not a freak with issues and I think I have misophonia. Yes, there's an actual name for this sort of thing.

Do you have any major irritations that piss you off so much that you could explode?

With you all the way on this one - the noises people make when they're eating has always annoyed the fuck out of me as well. Not just with their mouths but the repeated bashing of spoons on the dish as they scrape up every last morsel. 

Makes me feel a whole lot better knowing it's officially one of them there 'syndromes'.

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Cyclists who think it's okay to use the pavement as a cycle path.

Had a confrontation with another one a few days ago,who calmly informed me that I was in his way.

I will not be addressed in that way by fat blokes in lycra.

I gave him my considered opinion regarding fat blokes in lycra and moved on. 

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
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bwfc1874 wrote:Selfie sticks and any wanker that uses one.

You've gone up in my estimations

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Blokes with top knots, and beards - hipsters basically.

Apparently the man braid is about to be the new trend -



Get fucked.

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At least it gives you something to get a grip on (like the seam on an American football) whilst you're punching them in the face and shouting "You...look...like...a...mass...ive....knob....head!"

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Anyroad, back on topic....

This is irritating me a bit:

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
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Natasha Whittam wrote:Fat bastards on planes that get annoyed when I recline my seat.
Good job you're not off to Dominican Republic tomorrow then Very Happy

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
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Breadman wrote:Anyroad, back on topic....

This is irritating me a bit:

It's all good mate, just a shower today, nothing to worry about.

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Good stuff, cheers Mart.

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Breadman wrote:Good stuff, cheers Mart.

He's in Blackrod, don't fall for his BS.

boltonbonce

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scottjames30

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Stalkers.

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scottjames30 wrote:Stalkers.

You have this problem alot scotty j?

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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y2johnny wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:Stalkers.

You have this problem alot scotty j?


Only over the internet, i've just bought a big dog.

doffcocker

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Ivan Campo
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People at the match that stand up just as we get into the penalty area.

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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scottjames30 wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:Stalkers.

You have this problem alot scotty j?


Only over the internet, i've just bought a big dog.

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
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I hate Bruce.

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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scottjames30 wrote:I hate Bruce.
He died for us you know.
Twice nightly. Matinee on Sunday. Razz

doffcocker

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Ivan Campo
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Hashtags.

Online is bad enough:

"Off to the beach! #blackpool #beach #donkey #sand #sea #sun #water #sky #noclouds #suncream"

But verbally, it's just unforgivable.

Don't know why we need hashtags, don't know what's wrong with just writing/saying things without the hashtags, don't really wanna know either.

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