Slow drivers piss me off. I am convinced they drive slowly to piss everyone off.
People who don't indicate at roundabouts. This fucking drives me nuts. People too fucking selfish to think about other motorists, so you sit and wait for them because you think they are going straight on but they actually turn off left. CUNTS.
I hate it when at work you're eating your sandwich and someone starts asking what's in your sandwich. Fuck off and let me eat it.
Cold callers.
Charity people who stand in the front of supermarkets or in town centres - and no they don't want £1 or 50p in a bucket, they want your fucking bank details and drain your account forever. FUCK OFF.
Richard Fucking Arnold. I watch Good Morning Britain simply because the gorgeous Susannah Reid is on. What I don't need is Ricky Fucking Arnold acting like billy big bollocks just because he knows what's happened in tonight's Corrie. FUCK OFF.
Traffic wardens. I got a £35 fine the other month for parking on a 'dropped curb'. I had no idea that parking on a dropped curb was an offence. I appealed saying I didn't know, there weren't any warnings and I wouldn't do it again, but the unreasonable bastards declined my appeal. Fuckwits.
Litterbugs - Last week I saw this little shit about 18 years old in a car park just emptying his car's rubbish out of the window, who the fuck does he think he is? I would have gone out and thrown it all back in the window but there were 5 of them in the car. TWATS.
People in town centres who are walking in front of you and then suddenly stop. Fucking arseholes. You end up having to do acrobatics to avoid walking into them.