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481 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:07

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
I used to work with a bloke that used to undo his zip and pull out a raw chicken neck as if it was his knob and start scratching it. It had the girls screaming. He kept ferrets.

482 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:15

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:Old people that suddenly shoot there false teeth out on their tongue and whip them back in again. Fuckin disgusting that.
Another work mate we used to have lunch with,used to bring a piece of cake in every day,and when he'd finished it,he'd take his false teeth out and lick them clean.
Aw that's just so out of order bonce.
First time I saw it I nearly puked.

483 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:17

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
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Emilia Fox in Silent Witness. I wish some criminal would shoot her!

484 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:27

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Any artist who shits in a tin.


Italian artist Piero Manzoni craps in a can. Not in THE can, Acan… 90 cans to be exact, and he did this in 1961 with the intention that each signed and numbered can of crap be sold for its weight in gold. As get-rich-schemes go, Manzoni’s was a trifle ambitious but the artist ended up getting the last laugh: a tin auctioned by Sotheby’s on May 23rd, 2007 sold for €124,000 and in October of 2008, the respected auction house offered tin #83 with an estimated selling price of £50-70,000. Dammit Mom, why’d ya hafta throw away my poop can collection??
(image via: Copy Shop Show)
Manzoni’s infamous cans were labeled in Italian, English, French and German with the English text reading “Artist’s Shit, contents 30gr net freshly preserved, produced and tinned in May 1961”. Though persistent rumors hinted that the cans were filled not with excrement but instead, plaster, the veracity of Manzoni’s labeling was proven when a can on loan to the Randers Museum of Art recently began to leak. According to a bacteriological expert called in by the museum’s curators, “the feces wanted out”... we’re guessing any visitors to the museum that day concurred mightily.

485 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 19:54

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Twats who still haven't worked out the quote system on this forum, despite being on here for years.

Double twats!

486 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 20:06

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Natasha Whittam wrote:Twats who still haven't worked out the quote system on this forum, despite being on here for years.

Double twats
That's me buggered then!!

487 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 07 2018, 21:58

Kane57

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Our maintenance department at work

488 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:19

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Second hand junk being described as 'pre-loved'.

489 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:33

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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Water running up my arm, under my sleeve,when I'm washing my hands, (even though I've pulled them up as far as I can).

490 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:34

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
People who talk too loud when they're using their mobiles.

491 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:55

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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gloswhite wrote:Water running up my arm, under my sleeve,when I'm washing my hands, (even though I've pulled them up as far as I can).
Yes,I get that a lot when I'm washing my face. The bathroom floor,and my slippers,end up soaked.

Maybe I'm just messy.

492 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 09:58

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Plastic milk bottles that are almost impossible to open.

I've gone back to Creamline Dairies,and a lovely morning delivery of milk in real bottles. Stick your thumb in,and it's open. Bliss.

And while I'm at it,white Mac keyboards. A pain in the arse to clean.

493 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:04

okocha

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Tony Kelly
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Jeremy Vine.....permanent grin, forced, cheery joviality, false laugh, embarrassing attempts to appear trendy. Annoys me more than Piers Morgan does!

494 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:09

xmiles

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Elvis Presley impersonators

495 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:11

xmiles

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
The Daily Mail and particularly its editor Paul Dacre.

496 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:18

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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xmiles wrote:The Daily Mail and particularly its editor Paul Dacre.
Very absorbent though.

497 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:25

okocha

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
My own failings.....especially trivial ones like dropping things, or putting shorts on without getting foot stuck....

498 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:54

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
People who piss in the wash basin.

499 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 10:58

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.
The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.

500 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:10

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
boltonbonce wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.
The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.
Was it a Jug and Bowl

501 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:17

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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I was visiting an old folks nursing home a few years ago when i heard this blokes voice go oh no she's shit in the sink again. A worker there said she does it then packs it down the plug hole with the heel of her hand and the maintainance man wont do it so they keep getting a plumber out and the son pay's for it. Nice.

502 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:27

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Angry Dad wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:People who piss in the wash basin.
The poet,Robert Graves,did that a lot.
Was it a Jug and Bowl
A sink. He said sinks were far more convenient.

503 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:36

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
People that repeat themselves, People that repeat themselves.

504 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 11:50

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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People like AD who never stop moaning  Laughing

505 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:07

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Obsessives.

506 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:12

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy

507 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:23

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

508 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:24

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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boltonbonce wrote:
gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Is that what they call a shit eating grin.

509 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:26

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Angry Dad wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Is that what they call a shit eating grin.
It's a "How the fuck did I get away with this?' grin.

510 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 08 2018, 12:35

y2johnny


Nicolas Anelka
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boltonbonce wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
gloswhite wrote:.  Emily Thornberry. About as much use as tits on a bull.
.  People who park so close you can't get in, but they have loads of space.
.  Kids banging car doors against adjacent cars, and the parents ignoring it.
.  People who pull away from lights very slowly.
.  Those idiots who leave a 3 car space between them and the one in front,     when waiting at the lights.

That'll do for now  Very Happy
I'm steering clear of politicians. They'd probably all go on the list.

Mr Trump and his facial expressions are a particular pain. This one drives me loopy.

Is that what they call a shit eating grin.
It's a "How the fuck did I get away with this?' grin.
Thats his cum face. Nat told me

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