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541 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:23 pm

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:The word colleague shops don't have staff anymore they have colleagues , what's the fuckin difference? come's from America no doubt. It really pisses me off when i hear colleague to check out or i will ask a colleague fucking sheep, i said to a worker in Sainsbury's no i want a member of staff and she gave me a blank look.
We used to have a big cabin at work, which housed most of the gear we used.
Our managers called it 'the work related container'.

542 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:26 pm

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Much as I need them.......chargers.

543 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:20 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.

544 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:31 am

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Angry Dad wrote:Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.
AD - next time you're there tell 'em that you're more likely to catch something deadly off those bloody awful meat pies that they sell two for a £. They really are shit ( but they're cheap!)

545 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:46 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
rammywhite wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.
AD - next time you're there tell 'em that you're more likely to catch something deadly off those bloody awful meat pies that they sell two for a £. They really are shit ( but they're cheap!)
I'll remember that next time i have to take something to my neighbours BBQ  Very Happy

546 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:13 am

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.

547 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:36 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.
Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.

548 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:06 pm

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Angry Dad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.
Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.
It also allows them to go slope-shouldered, as they are  admitting to not having the authority to actually make an important decision. (There has to be a head team leader hiding somewhere ?)

549 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:57 pm

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
There are four levels of staff at Whittam International plc.

1) Queen (me)
2) Arse-Licker
3) Dogsbody
4) Slave

It seems to work perfectly.

550 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:31 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
gloswhite wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.
Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.
It also allows them to go slope-shouldered, as they are  admitting to not having the authority to actually make an important decision. (There has to be a head team leader hiding somewhere ?)
Yes they call him the manager he's on 40 grand a year and hides in the office upstairs he rarely puts in an appearance just leaves everything to those on 17 grand a year laughingly called under managers and there is about 4 of them nobody knows what the other is doing. The manager usually gets the sack after 3 stock takes and they employ someone from outside who recently got the sack for  the same thing at another chain. Most of the waitresses are on the fiddle as are the bar staff and always will be as long as the manager hides away or stays at home. One manager ordered a new washing machine and promptly took it home in his brand new Vauxhall Astra unknowingly paid for by Mitchell's & Butlers, i get all this from a waitress i know well.

551 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:08 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Wrist watches that can only be set up by NASA scientists. 

Just two big hands,and some numbers,will do me.

552 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:02 am

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
I don't need a Sat Nav, I've got a wife.

553 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:04 am

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
I don't wish to see or hear anything that involves Philip Schofield.

554 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:06 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cajunboy wrote:I don't wish to see or hear anything that involves Philip Schofield.
I agree.

555 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:02 am

finlaymcdanger

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
People who punctuate every sentence with 'Errrm'

556 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:58 am

xmiles

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Virtue signaling

557 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:30 pm

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
People who are in love with their car.

558 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:31 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Ant &Dec
Lorraine Kelly
Robert Wagner
The latest miss marple
Jeremy Kyle (I'd like to aerate him)
Stormzy ( stupid name and what dumb cnut)
Breeze Blocks
Kendrick Lamar(shite)
Bob Harris
Lady Gaga
The name Wilf
Roses
People who get offended when you mention immigration
Ken Dodd
People that call themselves Rafe instead of Ralph
The Beckhams
People who let their dogs lick their faces
Selfie addicts
Stoke
Vapers
BBC
The Mirror
Labour
Casualty
Barbara Windsor
Jeans with speed holes in them

559 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:49 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cookery programmes.

Saturday night TV.

Trendy vicars.

Matthew Wright.

Loose Women.

Paddy McGuinness.

Jeremy Kyle.

Nigel Farage.

Ann Coulter.

Tories.

People who look like Tories.

Anyone who doesn't wear slippers.(A well known Tory trait).

The Royal Family.

Fyfe Robertson.

The bloke in the CH4 ads who can't get out of his chair,up the stairs,or into his bath,without mechanical help. Then,when his bed kicks him out,needs a Werthers Original to calm himself down.

I could go on.

560 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:06 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.

561 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:07 am

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Fat pissed slappers that throw up on a friday night then get into a fight then attack a copper.

562 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:16 am

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Going to a burlesque show, (last night), and seeing the best arse of them all, with a spot on it  Shocked

563 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:21 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.
My name's Dave! It's a great name.

If it's good enough for Super Dave.....

564 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:26 am

Kane57

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
The cost of holidays during term-time

565 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:29 am

xmiles

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Smart meters.

A complete waste of money. They cost about £270 to install (paid for by all of us in higher bills) and save at most about £11 a year for an average household and probably won't work if you change supplier.

566 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:15 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

567 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:16 am

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

Tell Mrs Bonce to stop giving them your details.

568 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:10 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Funeral plans.

As I head speedily toward my 65th birthday,I'm being inundated with them.

Some are offering a free pen,or some M&S vouchers. They can all piss off.

Tell Mrs Bonce to stop giving them your details.
There are dark forces at work within my own home. I'm thinking there's a plot to get me out,and rent out my Wanderers room to students.

569 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:51 am

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Bonce, why have you got a picture of Nat as your avatar ?

570 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:01 am

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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gloswhite wrote:Bonce, why have you got a picture of Nat as your avatar ?
I fear a death threat may be in the pipeline.

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