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31 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 09:50

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
y2johnny wrote:
Credit where credit's due, excellent idea

32 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 10:44

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Went with your idea of a letter Johnny, it went down a treat. We had a small door that the elf came through with a load of fake snow around it that had elf's footprints in it. Looking forward to him getting uo to a bit of mischief now. Seeing as your an experienced hand at this elf on the shelf business Johnny, a few ideas would be gratefully received.  :like:

33 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 10:59

finlaymcdanger

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
My eldest last night: 'Dad, we know Santa isn't real. We just pretend so that he, YOU, keep bringing presents'.

I'm going to have to step it up.

34 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 11:24

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Ideas from last year

A tug of war with super hero figures
A makeshift hot tub with some dolls
Swinging on the chandelier with a speech bubble saying "i came in like a wreckingball!"

A treasure hunt (this one is my favourite)  put a clue at the top of their stairs and each one leads to the next until they find buddy and some chocolates.

Trapped by darth vader.
Got revenge on darth vader

I will try and think of some more we did Very Happy

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35 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 11:50

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
finlaymcdanger wrote:My eldest last night: 'Dad, we know Santa isn't real. We just pretend so that he, YOU, keep bringing presents'.

I'm going to have to step it up.
Going back a few years my eldest did the whole Santa isn't real thing and we just trotted out the same platitudes but knew the game was up.
However the following year he went back to believing in him again, so I asked him about it and after a bit of interrogation I got out of him that the kids at school had told him you didn't get as many presents when you don't believe in Santa so if you pretend to believe in him you'll get more.
Kids are a lot smarter than we think.

36 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 13:11

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
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Im dreading this happening.  My lad is 7 now and with kids the way they are today this may well be the last one.  My worry though is him spoiling it for his little sister who is 3.  I dont think he would intentionally.

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37 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 13:14

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
my lad still believes (i think) and he's 9, i'm going to have to break it to him soon. Can't have him turning up for secondary school still believing  Very Happy

My Daughter is 5 so i'm like Johnny in wondering whether my oldest will spill the beans and spoil ot for her

38 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 13:50

finlaymcdanger

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Andy Walker
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y2johnny wrote:Im dreading this happening.  My lad is 7 now and with kids the way they are today this may well be the last one.  My worry though is him spoiling it for his little sister who is 3.  I dont think he would intentionally.

Probably inevitable that he will be the one to spill the beans to her one day, johnny. In my experience the young 'uns are more inclined to just tell on their older sibling and believe Mum and Dad though. My youngest started writing his Christmas wish list to Santa in June.

39 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 13:53

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
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You bunch of wankers!

Is he not real then?

46 happy years and it's all been a lie.

Thanks for ruining my Christmas, you set of bastards.....

40 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 14:01

finlaymcdanger

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Yeah, JOHNNY! Add a *spoiler alert* to the title before you ruin it for someone else.

41 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 14:05

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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My little niece was potty about the movie 'Babe'. As a veggie,I wasn't having any of it,and explained to her where her bacon came from.
My sister-in-law's life became hell from that moment on,and she's never forgiven me.
My niece,however,is now a happy and healthy veggie.

42 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 20:06

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Sooooo.....well excited for tonights effort.  Stay tuned and i will post once the kids are asleep and i have time to set it up Very Happy

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43 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 21:49

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Here we go.........

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44 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 21:51

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
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you have too much spare time Johnny  Very Happy

45 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Thu Dec 01 2016, 21:54

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Norpig wrote:you have too much spare time Johnny  Very Happy
Very Happy  only took me 5 minutes.  The only thing i hate is i dont get to see their faces as i set off for work too early.  I make out likes it a chore to the missus but i know all day tomorrow ill be thinking of something grand to do Smile

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46 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Fri Dec 02 2016, 14:02

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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You may have to turn off your ad blocker to view the gallery. A few ideas here though.

http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/14937518.PICTURES__23_brilliant_Elf_on_the_Shelf_and_other_Christmas_elf_ideas_from_readers/?ref=mr&lp=9#

47 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sat Dec 03 2016, 00:38

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
tonight, greedy buddy has eaten a bag of chocolates leaving just a couple for the kids.

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48 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sat Dec 03 2016, 00:47

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
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You need to sort that little red bastard out, mate; he's taking you for a ride.

Those chocolates should be for your kids, ffs!

I'd suggest this:


Or a shovel over his little, bastard head.

Which could also then be used to scoop his remains up and deposit them in the bin.

49 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sat Dec 03 2016, 00:59

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
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He has a really sinister look on his face

50 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sat Dec 03 2016, 01:15

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
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Agreed.

That's not someone I would be happy to allow access to my children's bedrooms.

Looks a bit shifty to me.

And his body language suggests that he's saying "Yeah, fine...stick me here if you like, in an awkward position with me arm stuck up in the air like I've broke it and it's not healed properly and now I've got a gammy arm but I'll get my own back back when you're in bed, ya bastard! 

"My plastic arse is getting rubbed right across your fizzog, matey boy!"

"You didn't close the kids' door, did you? Ha haaah, dickhead!"

It might take me a while, what with my tiny plastic legs an' all bit you're getting my shiny bum in your face."

"Smell my plastic!"

Or summat.....I dunno......I'm drunk.

51 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sat Dec 03 2016, 08:52

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've informed the police. People need to speak out.

52 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sat Dec 03 2016, 08:55

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
It's the same look kp has when touting for business.

http://Www.thefacefittester.co.uk

53 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sun Dec 04 2016, 09:51

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
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In an uplighter jacuzzi hot tub with a santa clad mickey mouse this morning (mainly because i forgot and woke up at half 4 in a blind panic That i hadnt moved him!)

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54 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Sun Dec 04 2016, 23:57

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
So tonight......watch this and then look at the pic.....



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55 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Mon Dec 05 2016, 11:09

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
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**Orientation Fixed**

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56 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Tue Dec 06 2016, 10:18

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Trapped in the newly put up decorations

(Thabks for fixing orientation Smile )

http://Www.thefacefittester.co.uk

57 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Tue Dec 06 2016, 11:03

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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No problem. Fixed again. Very Happy

58 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Tue Dec 06 2016, 13:35

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
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karlypants wrote:No problem. Fixed again. Very Happy
:like:

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59 Re: elf on a shelf anybody? on Tue Dec 06 2016, 13:41

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Very Happy

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