Annoying ear hair.

Breadman wrote:Hairs up your nose (whilst annoying), I can live with.

They're functional.

They filter out stuff and stop insects crawling in and eating your brain or something.

Fine - I get that.

But why have I suddenly started sprouting thick hairs in my ears?

It started a couple of years ago and it didn't bother me at first but it's now got to the stage where I have to pluck the ones around the edge of my Tragus (had to google that) and shave the ones growing out of my lobes.

Why are they there?

When you get to your mid forties, do all the insects who've failed in their quest to devour your brain from up your conk suddenly think:

"The ears!! That's the way in!!! Why didn't we think of that before?"

Or is it because you've reached that age, your body assumes that you've been married for a while and it's a sort of natural defence against nagging?

Any ideas?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Hairs up your nose (whilst annoying), I can live with.

They're functional.

They filter out stuff and stop insects crawling in and eating your brain or something.

Fine - I get that.

But why have I suddenly started sprouting thick hairs in my ears?

It started a couple of years ago and it didn't bother me at first but it's now got to the stage where I have to pluck the ones around the edge of my Tragus (had to google that) and shave the ones growing out of my lobes.

Why are they there?

When you get to your mid forties, do all the insects who've failed in their quest to devour your brain from up your conk suddenly think:

"The ears!! That's the way in!!! Why didn't we think of that before?"

Or is it because you've reached that age, your body assumes that you've been married for a while and it's a sort of natural defence against nagging?

Any ideas?

It's Friday night and you're telling complete strangers about your ear hair.

Is this really how you wanted your life to pan out?

You're clearly unhappy at home, you need to do something about it. If Mrs B mkII doesn't do it for you anymore then move on. But trust me, it can't get much lower than this.

karlypants wrote:How are them electric trimmers for nose hair?

I'm sick of pulling it out with tweezers and it's never a nice experience!

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:How are them electric trimmers for nose hair?

I'm sick of pulling it out with tweezers and it's never a nice experience!

They work a treat KP.

If they're Bonce proof,it's as good as a Corgi certificate.

karlypants wrote:
Tash, it's Friday night any you are replying to this!

Is this really how you wanted your life to pan out too being on a football forum?

boltonbonce wrote:She's not called tash for nothing.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm sure you must have some problems with hair. Most women do,particularly in the leg department.

boltonbonce wrote:By choice?

boltonbonce wrote:Make sure the batteries are in this time.