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61 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 18:21

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Andy Walker
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The Shed,
Bottom Of Bonce's Garden,
Warrington.

62 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 19:37

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Nat Lofthouse
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Bread2.0 wrote:The Shed,
Bottom Of Bonce's Garden,
Warrington.
Not true. The bloke in the panda suit is just a friend. Spends all day in the garden seat.

When he's not playing the piano or dancing.

He tries to escape sometimes.

63 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 19:59

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64 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:10

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Great for those who can't make their mind up though! Very Happy

65 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:10

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Never got why they call them hamburgers when they don't contain pork though and the patty is made of beef...

66 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:18

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:Never got why they call them hamburgers when they don't contain pork though and the patty is made of beef...


http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/09/why-a-hamburger-is-called-a-hamburger/

67 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:37

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Nat Lofthouse
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Cheers Bonce. Very Happy

68 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Sep 20 2016, 22:07

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:Never got why they call them hamburgers when they don't contain pork though and the patty is made of beef...


http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/09/why-a-hamburger-is-called-a-hamburger/
Well I have often wondered why a hamburger is called a hamburger and I had no idea this was the reason. 

When I've taken my 4 year old to McDonald's (I know Breaders, I'm a terrible father) and he asks for a hamburger in his happy meal he always asks where the ham is. Obviously I tell him that you don't get ham on a hamburger, that's just what it's called. 

The next question - "why?" 
My reply - "because it is". 

Now I know the actual answer should I give him the full history lesson or go with the tried and trusted answer, bearing in mind he's only 4?

69 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 21 2016, 18:31

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70 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 21 2016, 18:34

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Poor old Jack. He's described as Jack Deaden in the email.


You are invited to attend our very first AGM in the Platinum Suite next Thurs 7.30pm
The evening will be hosted by the voice of Bolton BBC Radio Manchester's very own Jack Deaden with special guest, Chairman Ken Anderson

71 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 21 2016, 20:46

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Frank Worthington
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boltonbonce wrote:Poor old Jack. He's described as Jack Deaden in the email.


You are invited to attend our very first AGM in the Platinum Suite next Thurs 7.30pm
The evening will be hosted by the voice of Bolton BBC Radio Manchester's very own Jack Deaden with special guest, Chairman Ken Anderson

Fair play to KA for attending given their negativity towards him.

72 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Sep 22 2016, 21:12

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73 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Sep 23 2016, 17:08

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74 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sun Sep 25 2016, 22:13

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Nat Lofthouse
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Popped into ASDA today to top up on toiletries,and I noticed that all the mouthwash brands claimed to be effective in killing 99.9% of bacteria.
Those that are left must be hard bastards.

75 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:16

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76 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:27

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Frank Worthington
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If you do take a photo of the stain and enter it into next years Turner Prize  Rolling Eyes

77 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:40

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Nat Lofthouse
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Great idea. I'll call it 'Taking The Piss'. Very Happy

78 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 14:52

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John McGinlay
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is it any wonder people think modern art is a joke?  Shocked

79 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 15:28

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Frank Worthington
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boltonbonce wrote:Great idea. I'll call it 'Taking The Piss'. Very Happy
I think that name has been taken by the actual competition

80 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 15:33

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Frank Worthington
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Norpig wrote:is it any wonder people think modern art is a joke?  Shocked
I think the joke's on us, I reckon these people that exhibit it sit watching people muse over it and conceptualise it and laugh at them for falling for it.

81 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 15:40

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I remember this one from years ago, I think it was called "le game de generation"

82 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 15:44

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Nat Lofthouse
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Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry. Embarassed

83 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 16:15

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Frank Worthington
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boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry. Embarassed
Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

84 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 16:27

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Nat Lofthouse
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Norpig wrote:is it any wonder people think modern art is a joke?  Shocked
The bins behind Bargain Booze is modern art, well what happens behind them anyway!

85 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 16:28

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Nat Lofthouse
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whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry. Embarassed
Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

They made a motion picture about it.

How low can this get? Very Happy

86 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 16:49

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Frank Worthington
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boltonbonce wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry. Embarassed
Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

They made a motion picture about it.

How low can this get? Very Happy
Oh there's a way to go yet, KP hasn't got properly involved, I think he was accused of stealing it something about him being a burglar of such art

87 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 16:54

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Nat Lofthouse
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whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry. Embarassed
Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

They made a motion picture about it.

How low can this get? Very Happy
Oh there's a way to go yet, KP hasn't got properly involved, I think he was accused of stealing it something about him being a burglar of such art
A sausage burglar?

88 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 19:21

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89 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Sep 26 2016, 19:30

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Andy Walker
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Reading that made me think of this:

http://www.darwinawards.com/

90 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Sep 28 2016, 13:24

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

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