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721 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sun Jun 25 2017, 13:06

Numpty 28723

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
It's not the same without old Boncey - has he been kidnapped?

722 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jun 26 2017, 16:39

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I have to get these Odor-Eaters off my mind.
I found them on the bus. Brand new,unopened.
Now,normally,I'd hand in anything I found on the bus,but,Odor-Eaters? I just couldn't be bothered.
I decided to keep them,but then thought,'I don't have smelly feet,why should I?'
Then another thought occurred to me. Maybe I have smelly feet,but don't know it. Perhaps you can only smell other people's feet,and I was living a lie. It was a dilemma.
My Brother having a Birthday approaching,I finally decided to give them to him. But wait. Another dilemma.
If I gave them to my Brother,not only was I suggesting I didn't care enough about him to buy him a decent present,I was also insinuating that he had smelly feet.
Now that's a double whammy no one really deserves.
He might have smelly feet for all I know. But who am I to judge?
Doesn't really matter. I forgot to put them in my bag. They're still on the bus. The number 25.

723 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 14:20

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Our newest registered member is....Some Bloke.

I smell a rat.

724 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 14:44

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
is it someone banned hoping to sneak back on? My moneys on Scott

725 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 14:48

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:is it someone banned hoping to sneak back on? My moneys on Scott
Could be. These are troubled times. I noticed Magoo popped up recently. They must have taken his tag off.

726 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 17:40

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Lucky fella.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-40415292/cctv-footage-shows-man-hit-by-bus-in-reading

727 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 18:10

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
How does Mary Berry stay so thin?

728 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 18:13

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cajunboy wrote:How does Mary Berry stay so thin?
She doesn't really eat cake?

729 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 18:17

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cajunboy wrote:How does Mary Berry stay so thin?
It doesn't matter when you're this beautiful.

730 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 20:28

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Beaten on pens by the Germans again. Ponces.

731 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jun 27 2017, 20:49

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
They were utter ponces, you could take a better penalty with your slippers on.

732 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Jun 28 2017, 13:13

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
RIP Michael Bond.

733 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Jun 28 2017, 17:30

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Looks like that email address  Nat gave me for Breaders is wrong. We're cursed.

I already had that one anyway. Plan B.

734 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Jun 28 2017, 17:37

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Some Bloke has vanished. He's been disappeared by our overlords. I'm taking immediate strike action.
And I've booked Sluffy in for a massage.

735 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Wed Jun 28 2017, 17:42

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Natasha Whittam wrote:They were utter ponces, you could take a better penalty with your slippers on.
I'm too cool for slippers.

736 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Jun 29 2017, 18:19

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Nat could do with losing a few pounds.

737 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jun 30 2017, 13:39

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've got a week off work. Happy days. cheers

738 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jun 30 2017, 18:26

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
boltonbonce wrote:I've got a week off work. Happy days. cheers
Time to get your garden sorted  out and  to tighten up a few knobs around the house.

739 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jun 30 2017, 18:39

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I see you met up with Bread for a round of golf in Worsley today to kick off your week off work Bonce. 

740 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jun 30 2017, 18:48

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Razz A water hazard really is a water hazard for me.

Unfortunately,I don't know where Breadman is. I've sent the Bumchum sign into the night sky,to no avail.

Saw Sluffy and KP in TESCO though. Very Happy

741 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sun Jul 02 2017, 11:13

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This is why we're the greatest country on earth.  :uk:

742 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sun Jul 02 2017, 19:56

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
My autographed picture of Bob Taylor has just fallen off the wall. What can it mean?

743 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 08:59

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Well done that man.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-40448684/the-beef-farmer-rescuing-his-cows-from-the-slaughterhouse

744 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 10:52

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:My autographed picture of Bob Taylor has just fallen off the wall. What can it mean?

You're crap at DIY?

745 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 11:33

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:My autographed picture of Bob Taylor has just fallen off the wall. What can it mean?

You're crap at DIY?
Fair point. But I prefer a supernatural explanation.

746 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 13:44

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Need a lie down bonce. Just had to go get a new car as mine was 140k miles. Always feel ill when i have to buy stuff. Terrys chocolate orange was reduced to 1.50 the other week and i didnt get one.  Wait until its a pound

http://Www.thefacefittester.co.uk

747 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 14:00

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I prefer Cadbury's flake. I know the feeling when it come s to buying things.

At the moment I'm planning on getting a new macbook pro,but every time I look at the price,I have to lie down.

Will probably leave it for a bit. Smile

748 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 14:03

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:I prefer Cadbury's flake. I know the feeling when it come s to buying things.

At the moment I'm planning on getting a new macbook pro,but every time I look at the price,I have to lie down.

Will probably leave it for a bit. Smile
Very Happy

I do that many miles i do need it. And because I'm in it that much i do need the gadgets and gizmos to keep me sane. 

Make sure your macbook had a good private browser

http://Www.thefacefittester.co.uk

749 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 14:06

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'll need a good private browser if Norpig keeps coming on touting those dodgy sites of his. I'm still recovering from 'chaturbate'.

750 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jul 03 2017, 14:10

y2johnny

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Hahaha.  Even i had to look that one up as id never heard of it.  Came straight off after an hour or so.

http://Www.thefacefittester.co.uk

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