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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

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Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

It's not the same without old Boncey - has he been kidnapped?
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 Giphy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I have to get these Odor-Eaters off my mind.
I found them on the bus. Brand new,unopened.
Now,normally,I'd hand in anything I found on the bus,but,Odor-Eaters? I just couldn't be bothered.
I decided to keep them,but then thought,'I don't have smelly feet,why should I?'
Then another thought occurred to me. Maybe I have smelly feet,but don't know it. Perhaps you can only smell other people's feet,and I was living a lie. It was a dilemma.
My Brother having a Birthday approaching,I finally decided to give them to him. But wait. Another dilemma.
If I gave them to my Brother,not only was I suggesting I didn't care enough about him to buy him a decent present,I was also insinuating that he had smelly feet.
Now that's a double whammy no one really deserves.
He might have smelly feet for all I know. But who am I to judge?
Doesn't really matter. I forgot to put them in my bag. They're still on the bus. The number 25.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Our newest registered member is....Some Bloke.

I smell a rat.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

is it someone banned hoping to sneak back on? My moneys on Scott

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:is it someone banned hoping to sneak back on? My moneys on Scott
Could be. These are troubled times. I noticed Magoo popped up recently. They must have taken his tag off.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

How does Mary Berry stay so thin?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:How does Mary Berry stay so thin?
She doesn't really eat cake?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:How does Mary Berry stay so thin?
It doesn't matter when you're this beautiful.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 Z

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Beaten on pens by the Germans again. Ponces.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

They were utter ponces, you could take a better penalty with your slippers on.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

RIP Michael Bond.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 100toys62

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Looks like that email address  Nat gave me for Breaders is wrong. We're cursed.

I already had that one anyway. Plan B.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Some Bloke has vanished. He's been disappeared by our overlords. I'm taking immediate strike action.
And I've booked Sluffy in for a massage.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 Giphy

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:They were utter ponces, you could take a better penalty with your slippers on.
I'm too cool for slippers.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat could do with losing a few pounds.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 Strange_men_03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've got a week off work. Happy days. cheers

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:I've got a week off work. Happy days. cheers
Time to get your garden sorted  out and  to tighten up a few knobs around the house.

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

I see you met up with Bread for a round of golf in Worsley today to kick off your week off work Bonce. 
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 1414497479_golfers_fall_in_the_water

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Razz A water hazard really is a water hazard for me.

Unfortunately,I don't know where Breadman is. I've sent the Bumchum sign into the night sky,to no avail.

Saw Sluffy and KP in TESCO though. Very Happy
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 37 Jb4pyd

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