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961 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Fri Dec 08 2017, 14:15

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Got a week off work now,and,looking at the weather forecast,I've timed it just nicely.

I'm hoping I don't have to resort to gluing things to my head for the purposes of entertainment but,

you never know.

962 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 10:47

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Are you the fella thats into his slippers Wink

What do you think of these i have got for my step dad for xmas

963 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 11:16

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They look top class,and expensive enough to impress.

And I think you know very well that I'm into my slippers. Wink

964 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 14:37

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Oh joy! You really couldn't make this up. Razz


A fraudster who met her victim on a dating website for naturists scammed him out of £50,000.
Moira Etchells, 45, met Ian Chatting-Tonks in 2013 and persuaded him to lend her the cash to start a business artificially inseminating cows.

965 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 16:41

y2johnny


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boltonbonce wrote:They look top class,and expensive enough to impress.

And I think you know very well that I'm into my slippers. Wink
Smile

They have just come now and i think you should have a look at them for yourself.  The soles are like walking boots.  Very good quality and in a nice little box.  Not my cup of tea but hes a bit of a chav Smile

966 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 16:59

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Gray Gnomes wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:They look top class,and expensive enough to impress.

And I think you know very well that I'm into my slippers. Wink
Smile

They have just come now and i think you should have a look at them for yourself.  The soles are like walking boots.  Very good quality and in a nice little box.  Not my cup of tea but hes a bit of a chav Smile
I'm always on the lookout for decent slippers.
I've reached that age where I toddle off to the corner shop in them,with not a hint of shame.
So what if I forget to put my pants on. We're all grown ups.
Apart from the kids going to school of course,but I'm sure they've seen worse on that Facetube thing.

967 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 17:06

y2johnny


Nicolas Anelka
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boltonbonce wrote:
Gray Gnomes wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:They look top class,and expensive enough to impress.

And I think you know very well that I'm into my slippers. Wink
Smile

They have just come now and i think you should have a look at them for yourself.  The soles are like walking boots.  Very good quality and in a nice little box.  Not my cup of tea but hes a bit of a chav Smile
I'm always on the lookout for decent slippers.
I've reached that age where I toddle off to the corner shop in them,with not a hint of shame.
So what if I forget to put my pants on. We're all grown ups.
Apart from the kids going to school of course,but I'm sure they've seen worse on that Facetube thing.
:rofl: i said to the missus you could quite easily wear them outside with the sole on them. 

And you be careful letting it all hang out in this weather.

968 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 17:49

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Gray Gnomes wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
Gray Gnomes wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:They look top class,and expensive enough to impress.

And I think you know very well that I'm into my slippers. Wink
Smile

They have just come now and i think you should have a look at them for yourself.  The soles are like walking boots.  Very good quality and in a nice little box.  Not my cup of tea but hes a bit of a chav Smile
I'm always on the lookout for decent slippers.
I've reached that age where I toddle off to the corner shop in them,with not a hint of shame.
So what if I forget to put my pants on. We're all grown ups.
Apart from the kids going to school of course,but I'm sure they've seen worse on that Facetube thing.
:rofl: i said to the missus you could quite easily wear them outside with the sole on them. 

And you be careful letting it all hang out in this weather.
Hanging's too good for it. Razz

969 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 18:52

y2johnny


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boltonbonce wrote:
Gray Gnomes wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
Gray Gnomes wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:They look top class,and expensive enough to impress.

And I think you know very well that I'm into my slippers. Wink
Smile

They have just come now and i think you should have a look at them for yourself.  The soles are like walking boots.  Very good quality and in a nice little box.  Not my cup of tea but hes a bit of a chav Smile
I'm always on the lookout for decent slippers.
I've reached that age where I toddle off to the corner shop in them,with not a hint of shame.
So what if I forget to put my pants on. We're all grown ups.
Apart from the kids going to school of course,but I'm sure they've seen worse on that Facetube thing.
:rofl: i said to the missus you could quite easily wear them outside with the sole on them. 

And you be careful letting it all hang out in this weather.
Hanging's too good for it. Razz
Flopping

970 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 19:21

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I used to see a pensioner out and about in my area in his slippers. 

Do you go on errands in your slippers Bonce? Very Happy

971 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 12 2017, 19:31

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karlypants wrote:I used to see a pensioner out and about in my area in his slippers. 

Do you go on errands in your slippers Bonce? Very Happy
Yes. I'm a trendsetter.
I once caused a sensation by wearing slipper socks. Pretty daring,but I've got the feet to pull it off.
One thing to remember when wearing slippers is that bobbles are a no no.
And Mules are NOT slippers. Slippers have a back. It's the law.
It's all very well Clint Eastwood making a film about them,but Mules are as much slippers as Nat is a woman.

972 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Wed Dec 13 2017, 11:50

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I had a pair of those mule type slippers once. It was always a case of when coming down the stairs they would be down before you were. Very Happy

Whoever invented the backless slipper doe want shooting though as they are bloody dangerous!

973 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Sun Dec 17 2017, 16:36

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boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:I used to see a pensioner out and about in my area in his slippers. 

Do you go on errands in your slippers Bonce? Very Happy
Yes. I'm a trendsetter.
I once caused a sensation by wearing slipper socks. Pretty daring,but I've got the feet to pull it off.
One thing to remember when wearing slippers is that bobbles are a no no.
And Mules are NOT slippers. Slippers have a back. It's the law.
It's all very well Clint Eastwood making a film about them,but Mules are as much slippers as Nat is a woman.
It's a bit like a pie in a pub.

A small bowl of brown gunge with  a pastry lid on,  is NOT a pie.

974 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Tue Dec 19 2017, 04:33

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975 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Wed Dec 20 2017, 21:10

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Damian Green has quit. At last.

Good riddance.

976 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Wed Dec 20 2017, 21:13

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boltonbonce wrote:Damian Green has quit. At last.

Good riddance.

Sounds as though he's been telling porkies and has been found out -

He quit after he was found to have made "inaccurate and misleading" statements about what he knew about claims pornography had been found on a computer in his Commons office in 2008.
In his resignation letter, Mr Green apologised for his actions.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42426661

977 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Wed Dec 20 2017, 21:17

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The truth will out. Lying just makes the situation worse,as many others have discovered. Can't see a way back for him now.

978 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Thu Dec 21 2017, 10:05

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boltonbonce wrote:Damian Green has quit. At last.

Good riddance.

He might be cabbage looking but he's not green!

979 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Thu Dec 21 2017, 12:52

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Been reading an article on the BBC about sporting statues,and this one,supposedly portraying Ted Bates,always has me on the floor.

980 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Fri Dec 22 2017, 19:20

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981 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Sat Dec 23 2017, 11:01

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982 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Sat Dec 23 2017, 12:52

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It's quite unbelievable that in this day and age people are having to use them.

983 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Sun Dec 24 2017, 13:02

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Nice to see a positive story for a change.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42467246

984 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Mon Dec 25 2017, 12:44

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Mum not well today,so the usual family meal at hers is a little different today,in that I've taken charge of the cooking.
No flowers,by request.

985 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Mon Dec 25 2017, 16:21

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boltonbonce wrote:Mum not well today,so the usual family meal at hers is a little different today,in that I've taken charge of the cooking.
No flowers,by request.
Hope it's just a touch of a cold mate!

986 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Sun Dec 31 2017, 22:19

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Right,if you think I'm staying up to see in the new year,you're very much mistaken. I'm off to bed,to watch an episode of 'The Prisoner',then slip into a peaceful slumber.
So,May I take this opportunity to wish you all a happy,and healthy New Year. Don't drink too much.
I'll see you all in January,when I may expand further on the sexual allure of curly toed slippers.

987 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Sun Dec 31 2017, 23:00

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boltonbonce wrote:Right,if you think I'm staying up to see in the new year,you're very much mistaken. I'm off to bed,to watch an episode of 'The Prisoner',then slip into a peaceful slumber.
So,May I take this opportunity to wish you all a happy,and healthy New Year. Don't drink too much.
I'll see you all in January,when I may expand further on the sexual allure of curly toed slippers.

Happy New Year Bonce,

Happy New Year to all fellow 'Nutters'!

Very Happy

988 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Wed Jan 03 2018, 15:45

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989 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Wed Jan 03 2018, 18:13

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I've just spent 30 minutes trying to open up my bottle of bovril after it decided to glue itself together after a couple of drinks.

I've just seen that they actually do a squeeze bottle version! Shocked  :clap:  Very Happy

990 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V on Fri Jan 05 2018, 14:01

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