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991 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jan 05 2018, 14:13

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Nat Lofthouse
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992 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jan 05 2018, 16:26

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993 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 08 2018, 14:20

karlypants

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Looks like I have found your favourite restaurant Bonce...

994 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 08 2018, 15:00

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You either took a photo of your slipper with some bread in it, or you did a Google search for "slippers with food inside".

I'm not sure which one is more disturbing.

995 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 08 2018, 15:54

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I for one would not be eating out of someones slipper  :sick:

996 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 08 2018, 16:01

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These are my current slippers...

997 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 08 2018, 16:02

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Norpig wrote:I for one would not be eating out of someones slipper  :sick:
It wouldn't surprise me if all the kitchen staff have had a go at trying them on! Very Happy

998 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 08 2018, 16:19

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Natasha Whittam wrote:You either took a photo of your slipper with some bread in it, or you did a Google search for "slippers with food inside".

I'm not sure which one is more disturbing.
:rofl:

999 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jan 09 2018, 17:12

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This might tickle your fancy Bonce with you being a veggie...

1000 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Jan 11 2018, 17:51

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Be careful Bonce, slippers are the most dangerous things you can wear. No wonder you are accident prone, it's the slippers! 

DANGEROUS SLIPPER EVIDENCE

1001 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:01

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Bwfc1958 wrote:Be careful Bonce, slippers are the most dangerous things you can wear. No wonder you are accident prone, it's the slippers! 

DANGEROUS SLIPPER EVIDENCE
I'm impressed with your research 58.
TOP 10 SLIPPER ACCIDENTS 

1 Tumbling downstairs 

2 Tripping with bulky outsized novelty slippers 

3 Garden forks through the soft footwear 

4 Tripping over a pair of slippers. 

5 Fighting with dogs who have taken a fancy to slipper 

6 Stepping on a nail. 

7 Stubbing toes on bedside tables leaping out of bed 

8 Skating on polished floors due to worn tread on soles 

9 Heavy objects landing on soft or open-toed slippers. 

10 Tripping in the dark after jumping up to visit toilet 


I've done them all bar 9 and 10.

Yours was the 1000th reply in volume 4 of my own personal thread. You've won a voucher at slipperama.

1002 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:13

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I'm honoured to be the 1000th poster in volume 4. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my voucher.

1003 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:24

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Bwfc1958 wrote:I'm honoured to be the 1000th poster in volume 4. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my voucher.
It's on the way. Don't wait up.

1004 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:55

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I don't care about the story. The headline is enough.

Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer

1005 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jan 12 2018, 20:32

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What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.

1006 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jan 12 2018, 20:38

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boltonbonce wrote:I don't care about the story. The headline is enough.

Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Just seen this now. Very Happy

1007 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jan 12 2018, 20:38

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boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing? Very Happy

1008 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Fri Jan 12 2018, 21:01

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karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing? Very Happy
Apparently the plughole seal was loose. Electrician just left,so I'm almost back to normal,apart from the bulge in the wallpaper at the bottom of the stairs.
Mind you,that could be my aunt Ethel,who disappeared on the day I last papered the hall.
This is far too much excitement for a Friday night.

1009 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Jan 13 2018, 13:26

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing? Very Happy
Apparently the plughole seal was loose. Electrician just left,so I'm almost back to normal,apart from the bulge in the wallpaper at the bottom of the stairs.
Mind you,that could be my aunt Ethel,who disappeared on the day I last papered the hall.
This is far too much excitement for a Friday night.

Usually a nice bead of plumbers gold usually does the trick.

Hmm...or maybe not in your case with you being accident prone. Something is bound to happen with a silicone gun in your hands. Very Happy

1010 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Jan 13 2018, 14:00

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karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing? Very Happy
Apparently the plughole seal was loose. Electrician just left,so I'm almost back to normal,apart from the bulge in the wallpaper at the bottom of the stairs.
Mind you,that could be my aunt Ethel,who disappeared on the day I last papered the hall.
This is far too much excitement for a Friday night.

Usually a nice bead of plumbers gold usually does the trick.

Hmm...or maybe not in your case with you being accident prone. Something is bound to happen with a silicone gun in your hands. Very Happy

My brother is a joiner/builder, and refuses to lend me any of his tools.

I've no idea why.

1011 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Sat Jan 13 2018, 18:13

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The Guardian goes tabloid on Monday.

I'm getting far too excited about it.

1012 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 15 2018, 14:34

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Just had a late Christmas present delivered. It appears,judging by the packaging,to have done the rounds.
Anyway,I opened it to find a 'Slappie' watch.
Basically,it's a piece of rubber,with a  removable watch face in the middle,and a magnetic strap,that grips like a vice,and could,at a pinch,be used as a restraining device.
Looked them up online,and they retail at around thirty quid. Wast of money,but the trendies probably like them.

1013 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 15 2018, 14:43

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Perhaps you have an admirer?

I saw Breadman in H.Samuel last week. He also visited Ann Summers. Clearly your other present hasn't arrived yet.

1014 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 15 2018, 14:53

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Perhaps you have an admirer?

I saw Breadman in H.Samuel last week. He also visited Ann Summers. Clearly your other present hasn't arrived yet.
Interesting. Breadman is a big fan of rubber,but I can't see him buying a Tory blue watch.
Be interested to know what he bought in Ann Summers though. I'm sure a whip would be involved.

1015 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 15 2018, 15:25

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boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:Perhaps you have an admirer?

I saw Breadman in H.Samuel last week. He also visited Ann Summers. Clearly your other present hasn't arrived yet.
Interesting. Breadman is a big fan of rubber,but I can't see him buying a Tory blue watch.
Be interested to know what he bought in Ann Summers though. I'm sure a whip would be involved.
Must be handcuffs to go with your rubber restraining device. Very Happy

1016 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Mon Jan 15 2018, 20:58

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I don't have to tell you this,but I will.
I had to go to A+E,after sticking two fingers together with Gorilla super glue gel.
Just another day at the office for me.

1017 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IV on Tue Jan 16 2018, 08:32

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John McGinlay
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boltonbonce wrote:I don't have to tell you this,but I will.
I had to go to A+E,after sticking two fingers together with Gorilla super glue gel.
Just another day at the office for me.
Very Happy

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John McGinlay
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very good

Sluffy

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Amazing!

Someone had a load of patience to do all that.

Thanks for posting it up Bonce.

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