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I think Whittam's stalking me.

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1 I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:35

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I've just checked my emails and found this:




She sent me a personal invite to join her on Natasha but I said I needed to think about it for a bit before committing.

I also made the mistake of asking what was in it for me.

45 seconds later, that arrived.

Should I call the plod?

2 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:41

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm still waiting for a reply.

3 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:47

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I hope you washed your hands before you typed that.

4 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:47

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You share a sofa every Saturday

5 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:08

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

6 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:13

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
is that were Bill and Ted live?

7 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:14

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
i think the main issue is why does Breaders have over 5000 emails in his inbox? Thats a lot of penis enlargement and Russian wife emails waiting a reply

8 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:21

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If I traveled back to 1950 and killed my Dad,how could I have existed in the future,to travel back in the first place.
Not that I had that in mind of course. I'm not a lunatic.

9 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:28

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Andy Walker
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Norpig wrote:i think the main issue is why does Breaders have over 5000 emails in his inbox? Thats a lot of penis enlargement and Russian wife emails waiting a reply

Mrs B entered a competition on ITV to win a speedboat signed by And & Dec or something and because she's a biff who can never remember her own email address or phone number (which she's had for over 10 years, by the way), she used mine.

And glibly ticked all the boxes which basically said: "Yes, I love Spam, me. Send me the lot!"

10 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 21:41

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The worst ones to contact from a comp are bloody Sandersons blinds!

11 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 21:49

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:The worst ones to contact from a comp are bloody Sandersons blinds!
No wonder you need a curtain pole. Very Happy

12 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 21:51

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Frank Worthington
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boltonbonce wrote:I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

If he wants to go back in time surely it's safer just to go to Burnley

13 Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Sat Dec 24 2016, 14:29

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
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whatsgoingon wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

If he wants to go back in time surely it's safer just to go to Burnley
I don't think anybody would want to go that far back in time.

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