Sad news at Christmas

Sorry to see that poor old SYKES has passed away.

It was a shock seeing his grave last night.

Hope he's gone to a better place.

I think I'm the only person to miss dear old SYKES.

Cajunboy wrote:I think I'm the only person to miss dear old SYKES.

I think the problem may well be that you're the only one who knows what you're on about.

If you need a coping strategy for dealing with this unfortunate problem, speak to Bonce.

He must have loads by now....

It appears Breadman has been released by the authorities,and is roaming at will across the internet.

I'm taking a flask of coffee onto my own thread until he goes away.

Bread2.0 wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:I think I'm the only person to miss dear old SYKES.

I think the problem may well be that you're the only one who knows what you're on about.

If you need a coping strategy for dealing with this unfortunate problem, speak to Bonce.

He must have loads by now....

Don't worry Breaders.

I've just discovered SYKES is not dead.

He is 13 and has retired to his  doggy bed.

Cajunboy wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:I think I'm the only person to miss dear old SYKES.

I think the problem may well be that you're the only one who knows what you're on about.

If you need a coping strategy for dealing with this unfortunate problem, speak to Bonce.

He must have loads by now....

Don't worry Breaders.

I've just discovered SYKES is not dead.

He is 13 and has retired to his  doggy bed.

You bastard! I've just spent thirty quid on flowers!

boltonbonce wrote:

Sorry, please give them to a loved one.

My old dog is 15! And he's called Sam after you -know-who!!
 And Barnaby has got a new dog anyway

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Sorry, please give them to a loved one.

I'll give them to Mum. I'll take them down tomorrow morning.

She's 86,but spends Tuesday mornings beatboxing outside RBS in the town centre,so it'll be a nice surprise.

She gets quite a crowd. Mainly blokes taking bets on how often her teeth fly out.

The new dog is called Paddy.

Not sure if he has the stamina or the charisma for the role.

boltonbonce wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Sorry, please give them to a loved one.

I'll give them to Mum. I'll take them down tomorrow morning.

She's 86,but spends Tuesday mornings beatboxing outside RBS in the town centre,so it'll be a nice surprise.

She gets quite a crowd. Mainly blokes taking bets on how often her teeth fly out.

That's a very touching story.

She needs to get inside in the winter.

Can you not find her a bus shelter to perform in.

Please take her a flask of hot coffee and  a hot pie.

A bunch of flowers will not sustain her in this bitter weather.

Is this a late bid to secure the Weirdest Thread of 2016 title in the annual awards?

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Sorry, please give them to a loved one.

I'll give them to Mum. I'll take them down tomorrow morning.

She's 86,but spends Tuesday mornings beatboxing outside RBS in the town centre,so it'll be a nice surprise.

She gets quite a crowd. Mainly blokes taking bets on how often her teeth fly out.

That's a very touching story.

She needs to get inside in the winter.

Can you not find her a bus shelter to perform in.

Please take her a flask of hot coffee and  a hot pie.

A bunch of flowers will not sustain her in this bitter weather.

Not enough room to spin on her head in the bus shelter.

Bread2.0 wrote:Is this a late bid to secure the Weirdest Thread of 2016 title in the annual awards?

Are you on the judging panel ?

Cajunboy wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:Is this a late bid to secure the Weirdest Thread of 2016 title in the annual awards?

Are you on the judging panel ?

Send me 40 quid via PayPal and you might find out....

Right.

I hope you are not based in Nigeria.

Cajun boy is a poor mans Scott

Who?

Cajunboy wrote:Who?

 Ouch.