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1 Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 00:23

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Egg laying chickens that are past it are gassed in boxes and buried in the thousands in compost as it's the cheapest way to dispose. Terrified farmers in the American farmlands are having the shit blown outa them as vast numbers of these dead birds are climbing out of these compost piles and chasing them before dropping dead. The farmers are scared to go out after dark,they don't know why these birds are coming back to life. It is having an adverse effect on the chicken and egg industry as even the farmers are afraid to eat their own eggs now. One farmer said when you see these birds climbing out over the other dead birds and coming after them it's horrifying. As if America hasn't got enough problems right now.

2 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 10:56

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.

3 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 11:20

Natasha Whittam

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Alcohol and late night posting don't mix. Just ask Breadman.

4 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 11:29

Bread2.0

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'Tis true.

Although, given the garbled ramblings we get from AD on these type of threads, I suspect he's on something a bit stronger than Carlsberg.

Drain cleaner and Ketamine probably.

5 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 11:40

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
i thought he'd been on mushrooms but when i googled zombie chickens it seems like it's true  Very Happy

6 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:29

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
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gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.
Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

7 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:33

Sluffy

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Lard Lad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.
Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them a bit cheeper then.

8 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:34

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.

9 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:39

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
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Sluffy wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.
Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.

Sell them a bit cheeper then.
Very good boss. A Yolk.

10 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:53

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.
 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

11 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:58

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Norpig wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.
 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.
No, even though they know it's me Crying or Very sad I bin a good boy!!

12 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:59

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Maybe they are waiting for my birthday like.

13 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 14:01

Sluffy

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Norpig wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.
 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

He asked again a couple of days back and with all that was happening I thought it best to let things try and settle down a bit rather than make any changes and possibly start things kicking off again.

Perhaps we will do it on his next birthday as his present!

Very Happy

14 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 14:22

Natasha Whittam

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I'm really bwfc71, please can you merge the two usernames.

15 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 14:35

Sluffy

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm really bwfc71, please can you merge the two usernames.

Will do on your 33rd birthday.

16 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 14:44

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Sluffy wrote:
Norpig wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.
 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

He asked again a couple of days back and with all that was happening I thought it best to let things try and settle down a bit rather than make any changes and possibly start things kicking off again.

Perhaps we will do it on his next birthday as his present!

Very Happy
That will be 16th of APRIL bit of a wait  Shocked

17 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 16:36

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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Lard Lad wrote:
Sluffy wrote:
Norpig wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:See ya bastids always ready to have a go at AD, or LL as I'm only allowed these days, at least the pig used his loaf and googled.
 will the powers that be not let you go back to being AD? I know you asked a couple of weeks ago about it.

He asked again a couple of days back and with all that was happening I thought it best to let things try and settle down a bit rather than make any changes and possibly start things kicking off again.

Perhaps we will do it on his next birthday as his present!

Very Happy
That will be 16th of APRIL bit of a wait  Shocked
Don't worry mate, you'll always be AD to us  Very Happy

18 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:20

whatsgoingon

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Frank Worthington
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Lard Lad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.
Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.
Sell them to KFC then they're twice the size of theirs

19 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:29

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
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whatsgoingon wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.
Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.
Sell them to KFC then they're twice the size of theirs
wasn't there a rumour that their chickens came out of a lab with no heads or feet.

20 Re: Zombie Chickens on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:32

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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Lard Lad wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:
Lard Lad wrote:
gloswhite wrote:Just the thought of this made me laugh, but you'd think they would sell them to the supermarkets, unless they were too straggly to bother with.
Apparently they only weigh a pound as opposed to a fit younger bird at 5lbs.
Sell them to KFC then they're twice the size of theirs
wasn't there a rumour that their chickens came out of a lab with no heads or feet.
Did they roll out ?

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