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1 Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 12:46

Boggersbelief

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Ok so as you guys already know, I'm a bit of a ladies man and regularly have a different broad by my side.. I have been seeing someone for a few weeks now and it's starting to get serious, anyway, as most people would do we are having sex a lot.. sometimes late at night and as I'm such a stud it's quite loud...

After banging on the wall during my late night exploits the neighbours then came round the next day to ask/tell us to be more quiet.. I suggested they get some earplugs and told them to fuck off.. now I would have been more reasonable had they not come round with an attitude, they are absolute cunts and nobody likes them, even so, am I out of order? Would you complain?

2 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 12:59

boltonbonce

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I don't have that problem.

3 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:09

Norpig

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i would complain about living next door to you never mind having to listen to you have sex.

But seriously i would complain if it was very loud and late at night, can you not gag her or will putting a plaster on her mouth run the risk of popping her?

4 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:12

boltonbonce

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Is she actually awake?

5 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:12

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Boggersbelief wrote:Ok so as you guys already know, I'm a bit of a ladies man and regularly have a different broad by my side.. I have been seeing someone for a few weeks now and it's starting to get serious, anyway, as most people would do we are having sex a lot.. sometimes late at night and as I'm such a stud it's quite loud...

Tell Scott to wear a gag.

6 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:12

Norpig

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boltonbonce wrote:Is she actually awake?
 or exist?

7 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:15

Boggersbelief

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Bullies.

8 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:15

Norpig

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what did you seriously expect Boggers?

9 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:16

Natasha Whittam

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Norpig wrote:can you not gag her or will putting a plaster on her mouth run the risk of popping her?

lol!

10 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:27

Sluffy

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True story, when I worked at the local Town Hall some years back we got a complaint about the same thing - but the 'performers' involved both worked at the Council and were both known to me - I even played football regularly with the bloke - and we both played alongside the ex-husband of the woman 'screamer'!

It resulted in some awkward moments over the years!

Very Happy


11 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:33

Boggersbelief

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Norpig wrote:what did you seriously expect Boggers?

Id have done exactly the same tbf

12 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:35

Norpig

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if it is serious Boggers you may need to explore other options in other locations. Ask KP he's the expert in dogging and outdoor loving

13 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:38

Boggersbelief

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It's genuinely genuine, the pair next door are complete knobs and like I said I'd have happily kept the noise down if they asked nicely

14 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:39

Norpig

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i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days

15 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:41

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Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
Have you not thought about trying viagra?

16 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:45

Boggersbelief

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Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days

Is that where nat lives?

17 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:49

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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I've been a virgin for the last 10 years as you well know.

18 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:54

Norpig

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karlypants wrote:
Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
Have you not thought about trying viagra?
My parts are in full working order you cheeky bugger, you could hang your hat on it.

19 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 13:55

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Norpig wrote:
karlypants wrote:
Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
Have you not thought about trying viagra?
My parts are in full working order you cheeky bugger, you could hang your hat on it.
Laughing

20 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 15:34

boltonbonce

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I tried Viagra. I took three pills to make sure.

When I dropped my pants I knocked myself out.

21 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 15:46

Natasha Whittam

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boltonbonce wrote:I tried Viagra. I took three pills to make sure.

When I dropped my pants I knocked myself out.

Those magnifying glasses can be lethal.

22 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 15:49

boltonbonce

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Razz

23 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 19:16

okocha

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been a virgin for the last 10 years as you well know.

I thought Cedric had penetrated your celibate state not long ago......

24 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 19:30

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Sex isn't just about penetration Okocha, you dirty bugger.

25 Re: Would you complain? on Fri Feb 03 2017, 19:54

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Natasha Whittam wrote:Sex isn't just about penetration Okocha, you dirty bugger.
Is your alternative a bit like yoga then?

26 Re: Would you complain? on Sat Feb 04 2017, 08:03

Bwfc1958

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Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
Maybe if you stopped trying to force your other half to wear an Adam Le Fondre mask while you have sex, she might be a bit more willing.

27 Re: Would you complain? on Sat Feb 04 2017, 09:36

finlaymcdanger


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bragshit
Combination of bragging and bullshit used to describe stories told by losers that are obviously untrue and are being told as a cry for attention or respect from whoever is unlucky enough to be listening.

28 Re: Would you complain? on Sat Feb 04 2017, 17:34

Norpig

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Bwfc1958 wrote:
Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
Maybe if you stopped trying to force your other half to wear an Adam Le Fondre mask while you have sex, she might be a bit more willing.
 hmm you may have a point there

29 Re: Would you complain? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 20:09

Biggie

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I reckon you should offer to bang his wife and see if the noise continues.
If it does just say that he must, therefore, be doing it wrong.

http://boltonnuts.forumotion.co.uk

30 Re: Would you complain? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 20:16

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
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I think BOGGERS is a very lonely person and people should not poke fun at him.

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