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What does Nat really look like?

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1 What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:00

boltonbonce

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As a recipient of numerous death threats,I've always thought it would be handy to have an idea,however vague,of what I'm looking out for when bumbling about town minding my own business.
I just couldn't see her paying someone else to do a job she'd take great pleasure in doing herself,so I need to be pretty clued up.
Despite her boasting,I reckon she's a 2/10 in the looks department,so I reckon I could be pretty close to the mark if I keep my eyes out for someone looking very like Margaret Rutherford.

Anyone else got any info?

2 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:04

Reebok Trotter

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A cross between Joyce Grenfell and Lauren Harries would be my guess.

3 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:06

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Reebok Trotter wrote:A cross between Joyce Grenfell and Lauren Harries would be my guess.
Even Trump would think twice at having a go at those two.

4 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:08

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There was a fat bitch at Asda tonight in her dressing gown and trainers, stood hoarding all the reduced 10p pizzas.

It made me think of Nat, although I'm sure she was in Waitrose really, in a suit and high heels looking down her hooter at everyone.

5 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:22

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Nat Lofthouse
Nora Batty springs to mind.

6 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:26

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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karlypants wrote:Nora Batty springs to mind.
Keep your sex dreams out of it. Very Happy

7 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 22:10

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Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nora Batty springs to mind.
Keep your sex dreams out of it. Very Happy
Very Happy

8 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Mon Feb 06 2017, 22:57

Bollotom2014

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Probably the difference between two pints of John Smiths and fourteen pints of White Lightning Cider.  Twisted Evil

9 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 01:24

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bollotom2014 wrote:Probably the difference between two pints of John Smiths and fourteen pints of White Lightning Cider.  Twisted Evil
Floor cleaner it is. Laughing

10 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 08:41

Norpig

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There is going to be a record number of death threats issued when she sees this  Very Happy

I reckon she looks just like this

11 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 11:01

Natasha Whittam

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You fooking gobshites, I'm hotter than all your wives and girlfriends put together.

On many occasions I've been asked not to attend places for fear of putting people off their food/game/work.

I'm a head-turner. You lot are just jealous.

12 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 11:17

Soul Kitchen

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Ivan Campo
Natasha Whittam wrote:
I'm a head-turner. You lot are just jealous.
Quasimodo was a head turner! Join the club!!

13 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 13:12

finlaymcdanger


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Andy Walker

14 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Tue Feb 07 2017, 13:52

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Nicolas Anelka
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Norpig wrote:There is going to be a record number of death threats issued when she sees this  Very Happy

I reckon she looks just like this

Looks like she's holding Frogmella unless she's got that brown baby like everyone else on the estate she wanted.

15 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 13:06

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I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne

16 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 14:20

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
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Boggersbelief wrote:I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne
I asked an old country woman i know that lives in a shed and she recommends going to sleep at night with a hot mustard face pack for six days and it will be gone.

17 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 14:26

boltonbonce

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Lard Lad wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne
I asked an old country woman i know that lives in a shed and she recommends going to sleep at night with a hot mustard face pack for six days and it will be gone.
Her face,or the acne? Sounds a bit extreme.

18 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 14:30

boltonbonce

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19 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 15:43

wanderlust

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Ah! That explains why she wears the paper bag over her head.

Or did I just insist? Can't remember TBH - it was a heavy night and the rest of the team weren't as fussy as me.

20 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 16:27

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Lard Lad wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne
I asked an old country woman i know that lives in a shed and she recommends going to sleep at night with a hot mustard face pack for six days and it will be gone.
Who the fuck can sleep for 6 days ?  Well done Nat, you#re sooo talented  Very Happy

21 Re: What does Nat really look like? on Wed Feb 08 2017, 16:38

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wanderlust wrote:Ah! That explains why she wears the paper bag over her head.

Or did I just insist? Can't remember TBH - it was a heavy night and the rest of the team weren't as fussy as me.
Very Happy

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