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1 Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 14:03

Bread2.0

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Thus far I'm on:

Fence panels (back garden) - 3

Fence panels (front garden) - 1

30ft tall tree - 1 (trunk snapped about 6 ft off the ground)

Greenhouse panels - 2

Anybody else?

2 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 14:20

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We're OK,but Warrington has taken a bit of a battering. Central Station is closed,as is Thelwall Viaduct. Town pretty deserted.

3 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 14:21

Norpig

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John McGinlay
John McGinlay
i'm at work so i'm dreading going home now  Shocked

4 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 14:30

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Got to laugh at the weather reporters,trying to make like it's Florida,and we're all about to be swept away. Trees are still coming down.

5 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 14:40

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Hope the Ocado van makes it today.

6 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:00

Copper Dragon

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Upturned patio chair - 1

It's like a load of England hoolies have been at the Euro Championships.

I'm so glad that the red top rags and the slaves to everything American in this country have given it a name.

Doris you bitch!

7 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:00

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
boltonbonce wrote:Hope the Ocado van makes it today.
I'm in the Irish Sea clinging to some driftwood.

Thankfully my mobile is working, just hanging on (literally) for the lifeboat.

8 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:04

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Back garden fence panels destroyed - 1

Back garden fence panels blown out waiting to be salvaged - 1

Kids plastic football nets obliterated - 1

Wheelie bins blown over - 2

9 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:04

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cajunboy wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Hope the Ocado van makes it today.
I'm in the Irish Sea clinging to some driftwood.

Thankfully my mobile is working, just hanging on (literally) for the lifeboat.
Unless you were driving the Ocado van,you can sod off. Razz

10 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:05

Sluffy

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Cajunboy wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Hope the Ocado van makes it today.
I'm in the Irish Sea clinging to some driftwood.

Thankfully my mobile is working, just hanging on (literally) for the lifeboat.

If you get picked up by the Manx lifeboat is there any chance please that you can bring me some kippers back please?

Thanks.

Have a nice day.

11 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:13

Banks of the Croal

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I've got a bit of a Draught coming under the Back Door.

12 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:26

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Banks of the Croal wrote:I've got a bit of a Draught coming under the Back Door.
Stop spilling your ale then.

13 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:30

Banks of the Croal

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
It's not as bad now, think I'm safe Very Happy

14 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:30

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Sorry Sluffy, I can see Knott End- on - Sea , so it will be the Fleetwood inshore boat I think.

Look out for me on the North West News at 6.30 pm.


Boncey, open a tin of beans if the van doesn't arrive.

15 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:33

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
You boys got a bit of a breeze up there.

16 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:36

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Lard Lad wrote:You boys got a bit of a breeze up there.
If I open a tin of beans,as Cajun suggested,It could get breezier still.

17 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:37

Banks of the Croal

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

18 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:39

Sluffy

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That's impressive.

The chav's only throw tied together shoes over the telephone lines down my part of the world.

19 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:41

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A warning to us all. Never let the Great Wallenda put your bins out.

20 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 15:53

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Thelwall Viaduct doesn't often look like this.

21 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 17:28

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It wasn't the best idea to hang my smalls on the washing line on the roof of Whittam Towers.

Half of Preston will have my knickers.

22 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 17:35

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Smalls? I bet it looked like the Spanish Fleet setting sail from Lisbon.

23 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Thu Feb 23 2017, 18:42

rammywhite

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Natasha Whittam wrote:It wasn't the best idea to hang my smalls on the washing line on the roof of Whittam Towers.

Half of Preston will have my knickers.

I've had a rotten day at work- but this made me laugh

24 Re: Doris Destruction Count. on Sat Feb 25 2017, 11:04

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:It wasn't the best idea to hang my smalls on the washing line on the roof of Whittam Towers.

Half of Preston will have my knickers.
One pair turned up in Barnsley. Shocked

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