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1 Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 18:50

Natasha Whittam

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The couple below my penthouse are having a 40th birthday party for the butch one of the lesbian couple.

It started around lunchtime with blaring music (they seem to be running through every KD Lang album) that is making my floor shake.

I don't mind it much through the day as I'm in and out (not of Cecil), but on a Saturday evening I like to meditate and eat Twirls. I can't do that if all I can hear is some crap singer telling me she's in love with a waitress from the local diner.

I went down (not on Cecil) an hour or so ago asking them to keep the bloody racket down and was greeted by sexist comments about getting my tits out and what they'd like to do to me. It was like an afternoon on Nuts.

So here's the conundrum. Do I put up with the noise or call the police? Do you have noisy neighbours? If so, how do you deal with it?

2 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:04

boltonbonce

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I myself suffer this problem every now and again. If it gets too bad,I go round and push something through their letter box.

3 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:07

Natasha Whittam

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Your knob?

4 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:11

boltonbonce

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Your knob?
Certainly not. They have a Jack Russell.

5 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:32

Natasha Whittam

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Once again, no helpful advice from the Nuts community.

Twats.

6 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:36

boltonbonce

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As I said before, stick something through the letter box.

I'm sure Cecil would fit.

7 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:37

Natasha Whittam

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What would a bunch of lesbians do with Cecil?

8 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:40

boltonbonce

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Use him as a dildo?

9 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:42

Natasha Whittam

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Poor Cecil.

10 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 20:48

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:Your knob?
Certainly not. They have a Jack Russell.
WTF am I reading here in this thread?!  :rofl:

11 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 20:49

karlypants

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I've just spat my Strongbow out all over my phone reading this thread! :rofl:

12 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 20:51

finlaymcdanger


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Has Bonce got the peanut butter out again?

13 Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 22:57

Fabians Right Peg

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boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:Your knob?
Certainly not. They have a Jack Russell.

Your next door neighbour keeps a former England wicket keeper to guard against people poking their knobs through the door? Shocked

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