WORTH A PUNT? Nile Ranger.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8532332/Striker-Nile-Ranger-leaves-Newcastle-by-mutual-consent-

He's left Newcastle.

Most famous for his indiscretions some would say.

Never seen him play to make a judgement, but I'm guessing "shit" and "lightweight".

ABSOLUTE WANK

Remember when Coyle wanted him for £1million a few years back i nearly shot myself

He'd do a job in this division.

He's a cocky little chav though, send him to blackburn

Looking at his record he wouldn't do well in any league

He needs a manager who has a good record of bringing through young players, getting them to settle down and to focus on their football.

He left Newcastle with more career arrests (6) than career goals (5)

Shit player and a worse attitude, no chance.

No! No! No!

He is a tosser of the first order. If he was a brilliant player, there would be a case which argues that with the right man-management he could become a bargain - but the amount of work that would have to be put in just to end up with a decent Championship level striker makes the ROI too low to consider.

He was on £5 grand a week at Newcastle and that was £5 grand too much. Newcastle gave him a £120,000 pay off to get him off their books.

https://youtu.be/Vd76QqgcxaY

here he is having "banter" with friends.

Note the ubiquitous personalised number plate in the background. Chavtastic.

Worth a punch? Definitely.

Not in a thousand years. We must have some pride and integrity. The last thing we need is a little criminal tosser like this.

He'd do well at West Ham with the Fat Walrus as manager

Not a chance, total wanker.

He doesn't strike me as a Dougie signing so we should be safe.

Wouldn't surprise me to see him turn up at West ham, strikes me as a BSA signing, tall lanky bastard he can use as a target man.

He's been arrested again.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/14/newcastle-nile-ranger-arrested-suspicion?CMP=twt_gu