How to Apologise Appropriately

The whole point of being a site owner or chief moderator is that you can never be wrong.

Sluffy is never wrong you know.

To be fair to sluffy i dont disagree with a lot that he has to say. Maybe sometimes it could be worded better but the thing with bonce i did because bonce its, well, bonce. 

Breaders shouldnt of said what he did to kp.  Regardless of whats gone on behind the scenes.  

But at the end of the day it a fooking forum.

Apologising is a sign of weakness.

Dear Sir
   You have asked me to apologise for a past act that seemed to label you a "Snowflake" due to my alleged and inappropriate comments at the Flounder and Firkin concerning your wife and her rank ugliness being the matter in question.
Looking on the bright side and so as to not cause any confusion I can affirm and state here and now that I have never humped your wife and have no desire to do so so that can be left out of the conundrum right away.
As to the apology you demanded. Does the phrase "Blow it through your arse, mister" ring any bells? I will not apologise for stating a truth and so we are in no way confused about the issue. Your wife is so ugly even the milkman runs away after delivering milk and cream to your door.
Hope to see you down the pub next week and can you bring your dominoes as I have lost mine.
Cheers
Bollo

Perhaps Bread should have apologised for his comments to KP?