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1 Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:13

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've been watching a lot of TV lately as I'm laid up with "women's problems".

It occurred to me today that TV people have a lot of "quickies" in the most unusual places. Cupboards, toilet cubicles, bushes, back alleys and the like. Sometimes with their spouse/partner but more often with strangers or recent acquaintances.

Does this happen in the real world? Obviously I've been a virgin for nearly 12 years now, but before I was a virgin I always had sex in the bedroom, and maybe twice in the shower and once on top of the tumble dryer. But always in my own home with no chance of anyone catching us.

So my question is this - have you had one of these quickies in a strange place? Is it a common thing? Do you see a toilet cubicle and instantly feel the need to shag someone in it?

2 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:33

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
And you had a pop at my computer security thread. Disgraceful.

What kind of women's problems?

3 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:34

Reebok Trotter

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Big Knobs and Broomsticks?

4 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:42

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:And you had a pop at my computer security thread. Disgraceful.

What kind of women's problems?

I couldn't give a flying fook what anti-virus software people use, but I am interested in quickies with strangers.

5 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:46

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I keep getting an email saying 'Good evening,you receive this message because you are watching the topic "Sex in the broom cupboard" at Bolton Nuts.
It's very embarrassing.
Stop posting.

6 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:57

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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I once did it in my slippers. With the light on.

What about you Nat? Or was Cecil's idea of precautions,taking the bulb out?

7 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:59

Fabians Right Peg

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Andy Walker
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I knew a bloke who once had a Gopher in a broom cupboard. not sure that counts.

8 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 22:00

DEANO82


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Thought this was going to be a thread about Andi Peters and Ed the Duck.

9 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 22:03

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Boris Becker would know a lot about this.

One of the few times he was unseeded.

10 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 22:14

Reebok Trotter

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Boris Becker would know a lot about this.

One of the few times he was unseeded.


Indeed! And it cost him dearly!

11 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 00:19

Norpig

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John McGinlay
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i once had sex in my back yard, does that count?

12 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 07:34

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I used to have a lot of sex in my car between the ages of 17 and 19 before I left my parents house and got my own place. It was generally Aldi carpark and various backstreets. Before someone pipes up, no, I wasn't out Dogging for a couple of years. My girlfriend was a little loud in the bedroom and it would piss my mum off no end having to listen to us shagging all the time. I once had my mum banging on the bathroom door telling us in no uncertain terms to pack it in after we got a bit carried away in the shower. Definitely breaks your stride having your mother balling at you mid-sex, hence why I had to go on tour.

13 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 08:39

Natasha Whittam

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Unless you had a huge car, which I'm guessing you didn't at 18, surely it was too small for sex (your car, not your knob). It would be too uncomfortable for me (your knob, not your car).

14 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 09:20

Bwfc1958

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Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Ford Escort Encore. Bags of room. 

15 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:29

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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In the Attic of an old peoples home in Brighton with a sex mad 30 something duty manageress rear end job over a water tank. Why i was there is a long story.

16 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:31

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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Angry Dad wrote:In the Attic of an old peoples home. Why i was there is a long story.

Old age?

17 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:34

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Does anyone actually have a broom?

I know you do Nat. Your own transport is vital in business.

18 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:49

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I know you do Nat. Your own transport is vital in business.

Bullery.

19 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:55

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:In the Attic of an old peoples home. Why i was there is a long story.

Old age?
Well we are all getting older except you nat, what's your secret?

20 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:58

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:Well we are all getting older except you nat, what's your secret?

No sex, alcohol or drugs.

21 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 17:56

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
So you're androgynous and boring ?

22 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 20:15

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
gloswhite wrote:So you're androgynous and boring ?

You bitch.

I don't need drugs or alcohol to be interesting and the soul of any party.

If you find you need either to enjoy yourself I suggest it's you with the problem.

23 Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Fri Jul 07 2017, 12:09

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I'm on more than enough drugs, and nothing seems to be happening. So you may be right  Very Happy

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