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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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181 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 19 2018, 22:09

boltonbonce

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182 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 14:31

boltonbonce

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Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.

183 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 15:43

Natasha Whittam

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Stop inviting Breadman round then you bellend.

184 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 15:48

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Stop inviting Breadman round then you bellend.
He only eats gobstoppers.

185 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 15:50

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Has he not moved to Spain yet Boncey?

186 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 15:53

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@Norpig wrote:Has he not moved to Spain yet Boncey?
I've seen nothing in the papers about it. Wonder if he's taking his 100ft hosepipe?

187 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 15:57

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It's his prized possession apart from the picture of Sluffy he keeps on his dartboard, so he's bound to take it with him  Very Happy

188 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:00

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@Norpig wrote:It's his prized possession apart from the picture of Sluffy he keeps on his dartboard, so he's bound to take it with him  Very Happy
Poor Breaders. Fancy getting a hosepipe as a gift. I do miss the old bastard though.

189 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:25

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@boltonbonce wrote:Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.
I bet you knocked them out of his hand because he wouldn't share them eh! Very Happy

190 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:25

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@Norpig wrote:It's his prized possession apart from the picture of Sluffy he keeps on his dartboard, so he's bound to take it with him  Very Happy
Don't forget the picture of me as well as he doesn't really like me either. Laughing

191 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 16:29

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@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.
I bet you knocked them out of his hand because he wouldn't share them eh! Very Happy
Being six,he seemed to think that jumping up and down,and holding a bag of hundreds and thousands,was within his capabilities.
When he was five,he pushed a ball bearing up his nose,and ended up in A+E.
And we're not related.

192 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 18:24

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.
I bet you knocked them out of his hand because he wouldn't share them eh! Very Happy
Being six,he seemed to think that jumping up and down,and holding a bag of hundreds and thousands,was within his capabilities.
When he was five,he pushed a ball bearing up his nose,and ended up in A+E.
And we're not related.

Laughing

193 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 21:49

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I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop :rofl:

194 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 21:56

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@y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop :rofl:

:rofl: Brilliant Johnny. Wish they'd had this sort of stuff in my day.
The lad could be the next Nick Park.

195 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 21 2018, 22:07

y2johnny


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@boltonbonce wrote:
@y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop :rofl:

:rofl: Brilliant Johnny. Wish they'd had this sort of stuff in my day.
The lad could be the next Nick Park.
I knew youd like it.  Hes done a bit at home before but now he knows how to do it properly.  Hes at mosi tomorrow but did he is doing another on friday. Ill send you the result! Smile

196 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 04:02

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@y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop :rofl:

That's pretty cool Johnny.

It must have taken a long time just to produce the 34 second clip! Smile

197 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 09:51

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Getting a bit short of work space,I ordered another desk,and it's self assembly,so I'm not looking forward to the afternoon.
Self assembling isn't one of my strong points. I'm expecting a severe headache,and the possibility of another trip to A+E.

198 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 10:06

y2johnny


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@karlypants wrote:
@y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop :rofl:

That's pretty cool Johnny.

It must have taken a long time just to produce the 34 second clip! Smile
It took him around two hours. They were only working at a frame rate of 5per second so took over 150 photos for it. 

He's actually doing one now. I'm still in my first coffee so and cant even speak yet.

199 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 10:07

y2johnny


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@boltonbonce wrote:Getting a bit short of work space,I ordered another desk,and it's self assembly,so I'm not looking forward to the afternoon.
Self assembling isn't one of my strong points. I'm expecting a severe headache,and the possibility of another trip to A+E.
 Ive pre ordered the get will soon again

200 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 10:27

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Very Happy

201 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 11:19

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'Get Will' Johnny? I'm hoping that's a typo! Shocked

I hope I'm not ending up on a slab. Very Happy

202 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 12:33

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@boltonbonce wrote:'Get Will' Johnny? I'm hoping that's a typo! Shocked

I hope I'm not ending up on a slab. Very Happy
:rofl: sorry bonce. Of course i meant get well.  Fat fingers using Swype text dont mix Smile

203 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 12:41

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@y2johnny wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:'Get Will' Johnny? I'm hoping that's a typo! Shocked

I hope I'm not ending up on a slab. Very Happy
:rofl: sorry bonce. Of course i meant get well.  Fat fingers using Swype text dont mix Smile
At any rate,I hope it goes better than my loft conversion.

204 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 15:18

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Managed to put the desk together with no mishaps. Now I just have to clear away the packaging. Crying or Very sad

205 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 17:04

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@boltonbonce wrote:Managed to put the desk together with no mishaps. Now I just have to clear away the packaging. Crying or Very sad
Which is usually a bin full and if it's anything like Bolton then it's not worth putting in the slim bin. Very Happy

206 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 22 2018, 17:04

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@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Managed to put the desk together with no mishaps. Now I just have to clear away the packaging. Crying or Very sad
Which is usually a bin full and if it's anything like Bolton then it's not worth putting in the slim bin. Very Happy
We don't have slim bins. Very Happy

207 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 23 2018, 14:57

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After a successful putting together of the desk yesterday,I decided to sort out a pile of books and DVD's,to donate to The British Heart Foundation.
It's turned out to be a job and a half. DVD's are so yesterday. Mind you,so am I.
Hope they collect.

208 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 23 2018, 19:00

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209 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Feb 24 2018, 10:46

y2johnny


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Was a cold un but a good un at the aj bell last night boncey

210 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Feb 24 2018, 10:53

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@y2johnny wrote:Was a cold un but a good un at the aj bell last night boncey

A cold one too,I'll bet. I was still busy sorting books for the charity shop. Nice win for the Devils though.

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