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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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451 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 11 2018, 15:19

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Nat Lofthouse
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@karlypants wrote:I’m a bit annoyed at this tbh as I have one of these that is extremely local to me and it’s the only bank now in the area.

I am due for opening up a bank account for my lad and it would have been handy for throwing the odd notes and shrapnel in for him plus all the money we have for opening up his account is in cash.

I guess I will open it up with them and then possibly move it online to some other bank that is more convenient in the future.
Always found bank staff a bit snooty,and probably take pictures of their food to post online.
They probably think mushy peas are guacamole.

452 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 11 2018, 15:25

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I’m a bit annoyed at this tbh as I have one of these that is extremely local to me and it’s the only bank now in the area.

I am due for opening up a bank account for my lad and it would have been handy for throwing the odd notes and shrapnel in for him plus all the money we have for opening up his account is in cash.

I guess I will open it up with them and then possibly move it online to some other bank that is more convenient in the future.
Always found bank staff a bit snooty,and probably take pictures of their food to post online.
They probably think mushy peas are guacamole.

That rings a bell!

Politicians and the greatest food faux-pas of all time -

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11527686/Politicians-and-the-greatest-food-faux-pas-of-all-time.html

Very Happy

453 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri May 11 2018, 15:32

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Nat Lofthouse
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Typical Mandelson. I always find politicians eating in public very funny.

454 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 12 2018, 17:14

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I bought my wife a couple of shares in a racehorse at the start of the year. First time out he was third in a small field beaten about 20 lengths over hurdles.

He has been waiting for better ground. He goes tomorrow at LUDLOW 2pm, 2mile Novice Hurdle.

Kings Inn trained by Paul Nicholls.

In the yard he is known as Mr Lazy, plus it's the 13thMay, DON'T put your shirt on him!!!!!

455 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat May 12 2018, 17:21

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@Cajunboy wrote:I bought my wife a couple of shares in a racehorse at the start of the year. First time out he was third in a small field beaten about 20 lengths over hurdles.

He has been waiting for better ground. He goes tomorrow at LUDLOW 2pm Novice Hurdle.

Kings Inn trained by Paul Nicholls.

In the yard he is known as Mr Lazy, plus it's the 13thMay, DON'T put your shirt on him!!!!!
Harry Cobden is a decent young jockey. I'll see what price it is tomorrow.

456 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 15:02

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4th of 7. Not looking like a Champion hurdle prospect!!

457 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 15:13

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@Cajunboy wrote:4th of 7. Not looking like a Champion hurdle prospect!!
Back to the day job. Very Happy

458 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 20:19

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A local drug dealer was arrested on Thursday night. Strip searching the man, police found a large amount of crack down the back of his trousers.

459 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 20:23

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@boltonbonce wrote:A local drug dealer was arrested on Thursday night. Strip searching the man, police found a large amount of crack down the back of his trousers.
lol!

460 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 20:37

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To those of you texting in regarding the news item about the Vera Lynn tribute flypast, this event has been hampered by poor weather, not by Paul Weller.

461 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 21:34

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Tomorrow’s Health Walk will start at 10:00am. Meet outside the Chip Shop.

462 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun May 13 2018, 21:54

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@boltonbonce wrote:Tomorrow’s Health Walk will start at 10:00am. Meet outside the Chip Shop.

Very Happy

463 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:19

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I'm being plagued by a huge bluebottle. I've spoken to it in the strongest of terms,and tried to usher it out of the window,but it's not having it.
At the moment it's walking along an autographed picture of Bob Taylor,stopping at intervals to perform some weird shit with its legs.
Killing anything,for me,is out of the question,so I'm now planning to sneak up on it with my Jussi Jaaskelainen testimonial mug,cover it,before it knows what is happening,and it's job done. I can then set it free in the garden.
All this,and I haven't even been for my paper yet.

464 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:25

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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@boltonbonce wrote:I'm being plagued by a huge bluebottle. I've spoken to it in the strongest of terms,and tried to usher it out of the window,but it's not having it.
At the moment it's walking along an autographed picture of Bob Taylor,stopping at intervals to perform some weird shit with its legs.
Killing anything,for me,is out of the question,so I'm now planning to sneak up on it with my Jussi Jaaskelainen testimonial mug,cover it,before it knows what is happening,and it's job done. I can then set it free in the garden.
All this,and I haven't even been for my paper yet.

Sounds like you need one of these...



Great exercise for the arms too! Very Happy

465 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:27

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I'm not a murderer! Shocked
Nat uses one of those things on Cecil.

466 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:32

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Nat Lofthouse
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I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

467 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:37

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Nat Lofthouse
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@boltonbonce wrote:I'm not a murderer! Shocked
Nat uses one of those things on Cecil.

Laughing

468 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:38

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@boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

Do you need to do the washing up and put the bin out?

Ever thought about getting one of those fly screens? Very Happy

469 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 09:48

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@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

Do you need to do the washing up and put the bin out?

Ever thought about getting one of those fly screens? Very Happy

470 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 10:01

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@Cajunboy wrote:4th of 7. Not looking like a Champion hurdle prospect!!
Back to the day job. Very Happy
Surely that should be "Back to the dray job".....

471 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 10:23

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Razz

472 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 11:19

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473 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 13:54

Cajunboy

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@boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.
Don't let them shit or puke on your lunch, or it could be your last meal.

474 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 13:59

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Cajunboy wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.
Don't let them shit or puke on your lunch, or it could be your last meal.
Very delicate eaters.

475 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 15:59

karlypants

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476 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 16:04

boltonbonce

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No way can they be described as slippers. Evil or Very Mad

477 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 19:39

Reebok Trotter

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478 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 14 2018, 20:33

karlypants

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Good to see Matthew Kelly back on the telly.

479 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 15 2018, 19:35

boltonbonce

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This guy really needs to see a chiropodist. And is that a dart he's using?!

480 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 15 2018, 19:37

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Jesus Christ Bonce! Shocked

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