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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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511 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon May 28 2018, 17:34

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512 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue May 29 2018, 22:48

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513 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 12:00

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Now that's what I call a hardware shop. Must have been a bugger getting the stuff in at closing time.

514 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 12:44

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boltonbonce wrote:Now that's what I call a hardware shop. Must have been a bugger getting the stuff in at closing time.

Arkwright could have learned a lot from this shop to increase sales! Very Happy

515 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 13:29

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Would you pay £935 for this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44288722

516 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 13:41

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Just seen that myself, what a load of shite  Laughing

Some fashion victim will buy it no doubt, it looks like when you have a t-shirt and shirt on the same hanger for one price but someone got confused.

517 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 13:43

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Norpig wrote:Just seen that myself, what a load of shite  Laughing

Some fashion victim will buy it no doubt, it looks like when you have a t-shirt and shirt on the same hanger for one price but someone got confused.
They might at least give you a free tie with it.

518 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 20:32

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My three Irish lottery numbers came up tonight.

Trouble is,I'd forgotten to put them on. Haven't missed a Wednesday or Saturday draw for years,and the one time I do.........£701 down the pan.

I'm binning those numbers and doing a lucky dip from now on. I'm seriously pissed off. ::mad::

519 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed May 30 2018, 21:13

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A US televangelist has asked his followers to help fund his fourth private jet - because Jesus "wouldn't be riding a donkey".
Jesse Duplantis said God had told him to buy a Falcoln 7X for $54m (£41m).

520 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu May 31 2018, 14:03

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boltonbonce wrote:My three Irish lottery numbers came up tonight.

Trouble is,I'd forgotten to put them on. Haven't missed a Wednesday or Saturday draw for years,and the one time I do.........£701 down the pan.

I'm binning those numbers and doing a lucky dip from now on. I'm seriously pissed off. ::mad::
But today I win ten quid on Goldline.  Things are looking up. Rolling Eyes

521 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu May 31 2018, 22:14

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522 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 01 2018, 13:27

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Must get some of this Mexican toilet paper.

523 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 02 2018, 18:48

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Not the sharpest tool in the box.

524 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 06 2018, 20:51

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525 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 06 2018, 21:25

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boltonbonce wrote:Must get some of this Mexican toilet paper.


Suavidad sin fronteras! (Softness without borders) Hilarious.......They may be referring to his fringe! I wonder if it's wind resistant?

526 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 07 2018, 22:14

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Read my lad Mr. Tickle before bed tonight. There is a picture of Mr. Tickle tickling Mr. Bump so as I was explaining what was happening in the picture to him, I accidentally came out with Mr. Tickle is tickling Mr. Bonce! Shocked

Am I in need of a break from here Boncey? Very Happy

527 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 07 2018, 22:31

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Razz
That would make an interesting porn movie.

528 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 07 2018, 23:01

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Very Happy

529 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 08 2018, 20:52

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Just ordered a kebab, she’s called donner. 

Pure filth! Very Happy

530 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jun 09 2018, 16:31

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With Cecil out of the picture,Nat can take her pick. Some prime beef here.

531 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jun 10 2018, 12:20

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Serial poopers? What is the world coming to?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-44395861

532 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jun 11 2018, 21:22

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Never mess with the slipper.

533 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jun 11 2018, 22:55

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Is it just me,or does Trump bleach the bags under his eyes?

534 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 12 2018, 12:22

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Accidentally put my toothbrush on turbo this morning. Almost a very nasty incident.

535 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 12 2018, 17:22

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Just learned that my Niece's lad has fallen off his bicycle,and sustained a broken arm.

I'm a very proud man. It looks like I can hand the baton to another champ.

I might buy him a skateboard.

536 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 13 2018, 14:46

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537 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 15 2018, 16:44

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It would seem the favourite in my above post,is now in the commons.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44496427

538 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 15 2018, 18:22

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boltonbonce wrote:It would seem the favourite in my above post,is now in the commons.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44496427
Arsehole?

539 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 15 2018, 20:33

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Mods,KP just called me an arsehole. Very Happy

540 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jun 15 2018, 23:32

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boltonbonce wrote:Just learned that my Niece's lad has fallen off his bicycle,and sustained a broken arm.

I'm a very proud man. It looks like I can hand the baton to another champ.

I might buy him a skateboard.

Sorry, just seen this.

Hope the youngster quickly get's well and he's up and around after no time!

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