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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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751 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Sep 17 2018, 13:17

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Thanks all. As I'm the one family member in retirement, I may have to up my game a bit. We'll see how it goes. Just glad she's on the mend.
And, once again, many thanks to the Nutters who have taken the time to pass on their good wishes.
Huge thanks also to the NHS staff, who do an incredible job. Seeing them at work first hand, sometimes stretched to the limit, is a humbling experience.

752 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Sep 17 2018, 14:07

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Quite right. Don't know what this eyebrow thing is all about. Mine are above my eyes, and, unless they start migrating elsewhere, it's a situation I'm perfectly happy with.
Some women shave them off, then draw them on again with a pencil!
How can anyone be expected to deal reasonably with a person like that?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45547076

753 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 20 2018, 21:26

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Can't help feeling our newest member is giving us far too much information. Very Happy

754 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 00:19

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I think it does that if you sign up using Facebook

755 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 17:22

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One of my favourite funny men, Jonathan Winters.

756 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 22:02

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Who made fists with their toes Boncey? Very Happy

757 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 22:10

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@karlypants wrote:Who made fists with their toes Boncey? Very Happy
Are you still on that chimp thing? Very Happy

758 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 22:17

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Who made fists with their toes Boncey? Very Happy
Are you still on that chimp thing? Very Happy

No I’m not Very Happy

759 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 22:32

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Some kind of Die Hard reference?

760 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 22:37

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@boltonbonce wrote:Some kind of Die Hard reference?

Yes! I knew you would get it! Very Happy

I’m watching Die Hard for probably the 100th time.

It’s on E4+1. Very Happy

761 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 23:24

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Just scoffed a bag of these. Can't feel my lips now.

762 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 21 2018, 23:53

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@boltonbonce wrote:Just scoffed a bag of these. Can't feel my lips now.

They must have been tasty if you finished the bag!

I’ve always loved the original ritz crackers.

763 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 23 2018, 02:06

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I’ve got flu. Everybody feel sorry for me!

764 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 23 2018, 16:17

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765 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 23 2018, 16:35

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766 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 23 2018, 18:10

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:trust:

767 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 23 2018, 18:30

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Why? Can’t you go and collect your teeth or will it be a bit embarrassing for you? Razz

768 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 23 2018, 18:59

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What's got 8 teeth and 200 legs? The front row at a Trump rally.

769 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 15:34

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Talking of teeth, did you by any chance go and watch Accrington at the weekend Boncey?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45628175

770 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 15:36

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@Norpig wrote:Talking of teeth, did you by any chance go and watch Accrington at the weekend Boncey?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45628175

See 5 posts up! Very Happy

771 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 15:49

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Norpig days behind everyone else as usual.

772 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 16:02

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Norpig days behind everyone else as usual.

Very Happy

773 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 16:09

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Doh!  Embarassed

774 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 16:14

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Just to catch you up Norpig, other things that have happened in the last few days:

Bolton didn't have a single shot on target against bottom of the league
KP gave his 10,000th blow job
Boggers backed out of a fight with KP
Mrs Sluffy has a lovely new coat

775 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 16:18

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just 10,000 KP? it must be more than that?

776 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 16:20

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@Norpig wrote:just 10,000 KP? it must be more than that?
It's a wonder his head hasn't caved in. Does he take his teeth out to do it?

777 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 25 2018, 16:53

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@Norpig wrote:just 10,000 KP? it must be more than that?

I don’t want to come across as big headed. Very Happy

778 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Oct 01 2018, 11:47

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Been a pretty good morning for me. The occupational therapist had Mum up and down the stairs for the first time since she broke her hip.
She'll be spinning on her head again in no time.

779 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Oct 01 2018, 11:55

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@boltonbonce wrote:Been a pretty good morning for me. The occupational therapist had Mum up and down the stairs for the first time since she broke her hip.
She'll be spinning on her head again in no time.

Very Happy

Glad to hear your mum is recovering well Bonce! Smile

780 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Oct 01 2018, 11:57

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Thanks KP. NHS has been amazing.

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