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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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91 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:28

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
I never knew that Cedric was a midget.

I bought this outfit for my kid last night to enjoy in the Chinese New Year festivities next week. Very Happy

92 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:31

boltonbonce

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@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread! Shocked
I operate an open door policy.

I just wish Nat would flush when she's finished.

93 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:33

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread! Shocked
I operate an open door policy.

I just wish Nat would flush when she's finished.
:rofl:

94 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 17:18

okocha

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@karlypants wrote:
@Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
I never knew that Cedric was a midget.

There's a midget in the awesome Three Billboards. (Go see!)

 Is Cyril/Cedric/Cecil an actor, Nat? If so he's bloody good! Oscar-standard!

95 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 17:25

boltonbonce

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@okocha wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
I never knew that Cedric was a midget.

There's a midget in the awesome Three Billboards. (Go see!)

 Is Cyril/Cedric/Cecil an actor, Nat? If so he's bloody good! Oscar-standard!
He was nominated for the best short film.

96 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Feb 04 2018, 13:40

boltonbonce

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Disappointing. I was thrown just short of the record last year. Save on witch hazel though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364

97 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 05 2018, 09:59

boltonbonce

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Do any of you lot slap it on before you go out? I must say,the skin care products available to men these days,has gone through the roof.
I'll stick to good old soap and water.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-42869170/male-make-up-korean-men-have-started-a-beauty-revolution

98 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 05 2018, 11:40

Natasha Whittam

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I don't need make up, I am a natural beauty.

99 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 05 2018, 12:08

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't need make up, I am a natural beauty.
I'm talking about men. 

100 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Feb 05 2018, 12:11

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't use make up, its like trying to polish a turd
:rofl:

101 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 10:56

boltonbonce

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I've put the wrong bins out. Embarassed

102 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:42

boltonbonce

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103 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:43

Natasha Whittam

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Getting sick of lazy posters just posting links to the BBC website.

Tugboats.

104 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:46

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Or the Bolton News. Razz

105 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:51

BoltonTillIDie

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Nat Lofthouse
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Ideally like this Very Happy

A man who pulled in to a bus stop on Christmas Day to help a homeless man was fined by a council.

Lee Williamson, of Evington, Leicester, said he stopped to give a homeless man a blanket, hat, gloves, scarf, food, and chat to him.

He later received a £70 fine, despite there being no buses on December 25.

Leicester City Council said the camera enforcement was an important safety measure after a cyclist died there in 2016.

Mr Williamson, 43, said: "I feel like I am being punished for helping someone - £70 could have put a homeless guy in a B&B for a week.

"Normally that is a busy road and I would never dream of stopping in a bus stop. But with it being Christmas Day, with no traffic and buses I could not see the harm in it."

He added that he wished the council could have "a little more discretion and common sense".

"I am not going to pay it. They will have to take me to court," he said.

City Mayor Peter Soulsby said: "While buses may not be operating on Christmas Day, there is every likelihood that cyclists and other traffic will be using this stretch of road and stopping illegally in this area should still be considered dangerous.

"While we do recognise the good intentions in this instance, ample safe and legal parking was available within just a few metres of the bus clearway."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-42961418

106 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:52

boltonbonce

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Outrageous. Where did you find that mate?

107 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:54

BoltonTillIDie

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In your own personal thread Very Happy

108 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 17:59

boltonbonce

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Really? Nat was just on,and she doesn't normally show her face here. A bit like Katie Hopkins shopping in Aldi.
I think she mentioned the same story.

109 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 19:24

karlypants

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Bed time for me lol Very Happy

110 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Feb 06 2018, 19:27

boltonbonce

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@karlypants wrote:Bed time for me lol Very Happy
How do you sleep in that heat?

111 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 09:40

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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Probably with the help of alcohol  Very Happy (or an air-conditioned room)

112 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 11:20

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
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by the way this is volume 6 of bonce's personal thread now, it never got changed from 4 to 5 and now it's bugging me that it is still on 4 now it is 6.

113 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 11:28

Sluffy

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@y2johnny wrote:by the way this is volume 6 of bonce's personal thread now, it never got changed from 4 to 5 and now it's bugging me that it is still on 4 now it is 6.

Sorted.

114 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 11:43

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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That's another itch scratched  Smile

115 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 11:48

boltonbonce

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Volume 6!

I need a publisher.

You can blame Johnny for starting this thread. It rather bugs me that it still credits 'Guest'.

Well done Johnny. I'm sure Nat will be on later to congratulate us. cheers

116 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 12:46

Sluffy

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@boltonbonce wrote:Volume 6!

I need a publisher.

You can blame Johnny for starting this thread. It rather bugs me that it still credits 'Guest'.

Well done Johnny. I'm sure Nat will be on later to congratulate us. cheers

I think I've figured away to change 'Guest' to Johnny but I'm to scared to try it just in case it results in all the six volumes being lost!

I post my theory on how to do this below and let Karly have a think if it is feasible or not.


My thinking is to find a long since left member of Nuts who started a thread long before Volume 1 of this thread began.

Then change their name to 'Johnny'.

Then transfer Volume 1 into the existing pre-dating open thread.

I don't know if all the other five volumes would then automatically follow or if they needed transferring over also?

Finally change the name of the original thread to 'Bonce's own personal thread' etc.

I don't know if the original thread being in archives would effect things though?

I think it should work but don't want to be responsible if everything got lost!

117 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 13:13

boltonbonce

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scratch
Nat will be praying you have a go,and the whole lot disappears. Very Happy

118 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 13:32

Natasha Whittam

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Delete the site, do us all a favour. It's only going to get worse as Boncey gets deeper into his retirement.

119 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 13:36

Norpig

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You're just worried Boncey will catch up to you on the post count Nat  Very Happy

120 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Feb 07 2018, 13:44

BoltonTillIDie

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I'd personally just leave it...

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