Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Just noticed that the slippers my niece bought me for my birthday in April have 'DO NOT RESUSCITATE' printed on the bottom!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

Do you work for a gay sex chat line?

Yes. My name is agfay!

I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

Now I'll have to google it.

Oh dear. Can't really damage my search history though.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631  

Natasha Whittam wrote:I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

boltonbonce wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631  

If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

I'm with TESCO, so it's probably coming from them.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

I'm with TESCO, so it's probably coming from them.

Ah! That will be it then although Giffgaff who I am with who also use o2 are offering the same as o2.

All in all its pretty shit considering the disruption caused.

Just had the plumber out, a Liverpool supporter, and had to suffer twenty minutes of merciless piss taking. Don't you just love scousers?

I'd have done the job myself, but I didn't fancy ending up in temporary accommodation over Christmas.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

same here, i'm on Tesco mobile

Anyone else find this creepy?

I've just sat on my doughnut.

boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut.

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess!

I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!