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1 Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 14:24

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Although I'm 64,I'm lucky enough to still have a full head of hair,and although it's now completely grey,I still take a certain pride in it.
However,I hate going to the barbers,and,as a consequence,I frequently look a little like this. (Minus the huge brain).
I suppose my question is,should how your hair looks bother you when you reach a certain age?
Do I need to have a fancy cut? Have it coloured?Pony tail?
Or is a quick going over with the shears all I need at my age?
Any of you lot picky about your thatch?(If you have one).


2 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 14:31

MartinBWFC

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

3 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 14:33

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Cecil looks upset. Is it this thread?

4 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 14:39

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?

5 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 14:44

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
Not another new low?
As for your question,yes. My bikini line is perfect.

6 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 15:14

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
My wife cuts my hair with a set of Sainsbury's clippers. I've not been to a barbers for 30 years- so think of the money I've saved
Stick to a short back and sides!!

7 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 16:38

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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I went into a different barbers a month or so ago, and he asked me if I wanted scissors or machine, (clippers I assume). He was Turkish, and I told him I thought he should use both. Have been back to my regular, Greek Cypriot, barbers since, and I no longer have a hair style that looks like a scalped badger.

8 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 16:42

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
I do. The question is does anyone else? Very Happy

9 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 16:59

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.

10 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 17:02

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

11 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 17:05

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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Get an 80's Phil Collins mullet or an early Antonio Banderas curly black perm i read pensioners wet their baggies over those or maybe start the David Cassidy look again would be your best bet he had more women than Elvis and Tom Jones combined but he did have it over them in the wang department as well as looks. Just imagine how Mrs Bonce would react to you coming home looking that cool bonce.

12 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 17:11

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?

13 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 17:14

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?
:rofl:

Sorry KP.

14 Re: Haircuts on Tue Mar 06 2018, 18:28

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?
:rofl:

Sorry KP.
Thanks for the support mate.  Evil or Very Mad

15 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 09:04

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
You don't need a magnifying glass, but you will need the tweezers Very Happy

16 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 10:48

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.
Do they have to sit upside down in the barbers chair?

17 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 10:49

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
I do. The question is does anyone else? Very Happy
Is your other job porn actor KP?  Very Happy

18 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 11:04

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.
Do they have to sit upside down in the barbers chair?
Wouldn't matter to Nat. She'd look the same either way up.

19 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 11:11

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What a job to have, i think i'd rather be unemployed  Very Happy

20 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 13:53

finlaymcdanger

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Many moons ago I took a picture of Haircut 100's drummer to the hairdresser and asked them to match it on my bonce. They didn't.

21 Re: Haircuts on Wed Mar 07 2018, 13:59

finlaymcdanger

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I used to work with a hair stylist on photoshoots in LA. Beyonce, Harrison Ford, J.Lo, Dave Grohl, Christina Aguilera, Sir Ian McKellen etc. His best kept secret, until I found out, was that he would also work as a 'fluffer' when work was slow. There was never a shortage of work on porn shoots up in the Hollywood Hills apparently.

22 Re: Haircuts on Thu Mar 08 2018, 18:36

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
There's a woman on Birchwood Centre does eyebrow threading. I walked through today,to find her doing an old ladies chin.
Business must be slow.

23 Re: Haircuts on Thu Mar 08 2018, 19:43

wessy

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Andy Walker
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In answer to your question Bonce, also being 64 with a full head of hair i say if you have it flaunt it, so yep a good cut once a month, truth is my friend is, that the majority who flaunt there youth are as bald as a coot, so probably jealous of us fully thatched silver surfers.

The hanky stays off in real life.

24 Re: Haircuts on Thu Mar 08 2018, 19:50

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:
karlypants wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?
I do. The question is does anyone else? Very Happy
Is your other job porn actor KP?  Very Happy
I think we would all love this job.

Wouldn't we? Very Happy

25 Re: Haircuts on Thu Mar 08 2018, 19:55

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
wessy wrote:In answer to your question Bonce, also being 64 with a full head of hair i say if you have it flaunt it, so yep a good cut once a month, truth is my friend is, that the majority who flaunt there youth are as bald as a coot, so probably jealous of us fully thatched silver surfers.

The hanky stays off in real life.
Added to which Wessy,a lot of the younger brigade are getting their hair dyed grey.

We're setting the trend.

Don't think slippers have caught on yet with the younger set,but in time,they'll be all the rage on the dance floor.

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