Knickers & Y-Fronts

So, I'm currently looking after my neighbours dog while he's on holiday with his elderly mother (well, he did buy these breasts for me, so one good turn deserves another).

Anyway, why is it that wherever you walk your dog, be it the park, the canal, or by the river, you always find discarded underwear?

I can understand people dropping gloves or perhaps a scarf but how the fook do you lose your knickers, or your underpants or one of your bloody socks?

Who goes out for a walk and loses their undies? How is it even possible? Just this morning there was a giant pair of white y-fronts (with stains) hung between two branches. They were so big even Martin would have had breathing room in them. So did a fat man decide he didn't need them and simply discard them in the nearest tree? I just don't get it.

There are some right freaks on this site, so can someone please explain why this happens. I don't doubt Bonce has returned home wearing one sock, but what about the rest of you....do you leave your underwear in the park?

This is all very true. At work,before we could cut or trim any hedges,we had to remove various articles of clothing,usually,as Nat said,Knickers or underpants.
The underpants were usually of the Y-front variety,although the odd pair of shorts made an appearance.
Socks,for some reason,never appeared in pairs,which,to my mind indicated a high level of one legged men in the Birchwood area.
I can understand women losing their knickers. They may have lost elasticity and fallen down. Or the woman my have taken them off in order to have sex in the bushes.(You know the score Nat).
But a bloke would have to take his trousers off first. Then discard his underpants,for whatever reason,and put his pants back on again.
If,of course,he did put them back on again. We'll never know.
Furthermore,were the women having sex in the bushes with one legged men? It's a conundrum.
It's certainly got me thinking.

Natasha Whittam wrote:So, I'm currently looking after my neighbours dog while he's on holiday with his elderly mother (well, he did buy these breasts for me, so one good turn deserves another).

You halfway through your sex reassignment surgery, or is it all complete now? If not, don't forget to ask them to take the penis on your head away, as well as the one between your legs!

Leeds_Trotter wrote:You halfway through your sex reassignment surgery, or is it all complete now? If not, don't forget to ask them to take the penis on your head away, as well as the one between your legs!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

boltonbonce wrote:Furthermore,were the women having sex in the bushes with one legged men? It's a conundrum.
It's certainly got me thinking.

All my threads are educational.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Leeds_Trotter wrote:You halfway through your sex reassignment surgery, or is it all complete now? If not, don't forget to ask them to take the penis on your head away, as well as the one between your legs!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Stick to the subject. You've started an important discussion. Look at what can happen.

Martin's y-fronts weren't as clean as those.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Martin's y-fronts weren't as clean as those.

Rather cruel. Martin had his stolen by Paddy Power,in order to push his bookmaking business. He never did get his cut.

Things must be slow on here, anyways i always have a spare pair in the car the wife doesn't know about, cant have anyone getting into trouble going home with no panties on.

I'm assuming AD that the panties weren't yours, which means you have either nicked a pair of your wifes, or, you went and bought a pair, specially. Own up, are you a part time cross dresser

Natasha Whittam wrote: So did a fat man decide he didn't need them and simply discard them in the nearest tree? I just don't get it.

Maybe he had the shits and thought it was better to take them off and sling them rather than walking home with it trickling down his leg?

What do the one legged men do with their spare slipper?

This thread is becoming very worrying for me.

boltonbonce wrote:What do the one legged men do with their spare slipper?

This thread is becoming very worrying for me.

If you wait long enough, you will get a pair Boncey!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:What do the one legged men do with their spare slipper?

This thread is becoming very worrying for me.

If you wait long enough, you will get a pair Boncey!

In fact Boncey, You could be Cinderella with the missing slipper!

Just back from walking the dog. Spotted a pair of I've Scored At Deepdale knickers in a bush.

They looked fresh. Who do they belong to?

I guess we can rule out the BWFC squad though.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Just back from walking the dog. Spotted a pair of I've Scored At Deepdale knickers in a bush.

Weird. I've seen a bush in a pair of knickers, but never the other way round.

wanderlust wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Just back from walking the dog. Spotted a pair of I've Scored At Deepdale knickers in a bush.

Weird. I've seen a bush in a pair of knickers, but never the other way round.

Good one!

gloswhite wrote:I'm assuming AD that the panties weren't yours, which means you have either nicked a pair of your wifes, or, you went and bought a pair, specially. Own up, are you a part time cross dresser

Nah gloss tried to get full time but nothing doing, all or nothing with me.

Are Pelmets back in fashion?