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You bunch of complete arsewipes.

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rammywhite
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y2johnny
finlaymcdanger
BoltonTillIDie
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Sluffy
Natasha Whittam
karlypants
Angry Dad
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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You heard me. My 65th Birthday,and not a titter. Here I am,on my first day as a bona fide old man,and not one of you bastards can take a second to wish me a happy birthday.
Even Johnny has let me down.....even Johnny. Crying or Very sad
I expect it from Nat,the miserable old cow,but the rest of you?
Well,this is a game changer,you bunch of cock juggling butt monkey's. I'm going to have a shave,put on my rather impressive jammies (blue,with pale blue piping. 1 pocket),and take myself off to bed,where I can watch an episode of Last of the Summer Wine in peace.
I might not come back.
Bastards.

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Congratulations on making an old man Bonce, what's it like? can you suddenly not do stuff that you used to do Laughing

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Happy Birthday Boncey!

Here's a cake for you!...

You bunch of complete arsewipes. Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7IBIeDV4ALqDHx0k3Y_NWfX4U3ldUBFfDO5F2bFqZATsYlKwHow

Very Happy

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I don't get involved in birthday threads, they are beneath me.

But happy birthday Bonce, you massive bellend.

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Belated birthday wishes from me.

Hope you had a great day and received your own body weight in slippers.

Here's to the next 65 years!

:birthday:

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You forgot mine. Just getting my own back. But expect I hope you've had a good day and a brilliant next year xxx

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Happy Birthday

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

You've been let down, Bonce. What a bunch of selfish bastards!

y2johnny

y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Im sorry bonce
i dont know what to say
I feel completely ashamed
I missed your birthday

I feel so bad
Like such a clot
Ive been run off my feet
And completely forgot

Im hoping this rhyme
Will make up for it a bit
To help me stop feeling
Completely like shit

So now its done
And i have been told
Happy birthday bonce
God you are young

Smile

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

sorry Boncey i usually do the birthday threads but i wasn't on here yesterday   Embarassed

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Cock juggling butt monkeys??
Hope you enjoy the next 65!!

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Belated Congratulations Boncey.  :birthday:

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Oh, Boncey, our most entertaining poster, how could we forget you on your special day!     Brucie would never forgive us....but I hope you will.....

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm just about over it now. Had a lovely card from a Mr V. Putin, who said some very nice things about me. He must have been baking at the time,because there seemed to be flour inside it. Still,nice he took the time.
Nothing from Breadman. He's been in a bad mood since I set fire to his mobile chip van.
Pity the lead up to my big day was so depressing. A horrible performance at the Macron,manure making the Cup Final,Wigan,and probably Blackburn coming back up. It was a perfect storm.
Just hope it all goes well for us on Tuesday night,and Barnsley get a pasting.
In passing,no one thought to buy me a pair of slippers. The only decent present I got was a rather nice Shinola watch. Classy.
Anyway,thanks for all the good wishes,they're much appreciated. Despite me having to prod you with a stick.
Did I really forget your birthday Manda? I can't believe that. If I did,please forgive me. I'm an old man.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You massive gobshite, you said you weren't coming back.

The party venue is already booked and they won't refund my deposit.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:You massive gobshite, you said you weren't coming back.

The party venue is already booked and they won't refund my deposit.
I said 'might'.
You've obviously become over excited at the prospect of me going away,and have jumped in too quickly.
If I were you,I'd go ahead with the party,and give it a Chorley theme. It might take your mind off the garbage being served up at the Macron.

wessy

wessy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Sorry Bonce Happy Bithday I will join you later this year we can compare bus pass pictures

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

wessy wrote:Sorry Bonce Happy Bithday I will join you later this year we can compare bus pass pictures
Do they allow hanky's on the head?

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Sorry Bonce, I've not been looking at the forum much lately.

Belated Happy Birthday, and welcome to the Old farts Club. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

gloswhite wrote:Sorry Bonce, I've not been looking at the forum much lately.

Belated Happy Birthday, and welcome to the Old farts Club. Very Happy
No worries Glos,I was too busy to look in myself if truth be told. 

Cheaper season ticket next season though,so that's a bonus. Just hope we're still in the Championship.

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