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Do You Fight Like A Girl?

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1 Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 16:52

Natasha Whittam

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I'm watching a great programme on Channel 5, Fights, Camera, Action! is basically dashcam/mobile phone clips of people getting into scraps over very minor things. Sluffy's in at least five of the clips.

Anyway, what struck me is how few of the men can actually fight. Even big blokes up against tiny blokes punch like 5 year olds and have absolutely no co-ordination.

On the other hand, the women go for each other like it's life and death.

So, have men forgotten how to fight? If Norpig and Boggers met up for a fight, would they end up braiding each others hair?

Have you ever been in a proper fight? Would you fancy yourself if you were involved in a brawl? If your other half insisted you defend her honour, what would you do?

2 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 16:56

gloswhite

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I would defend her honor, and get 7 shades of shit knocked out of me, but it would prove to be the wisest option for the years to follow.  Very Happy

3 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 17:30

Sluffy

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I got jumped on once and had no other option but to fight.

Luckily my dad had received proper self defence training during the war and taught me some of it when I was growing up.

The bloke who attacked me was arrested and prosecuted.

I was banged up a bit at the time but had done enough to fight him off, without anything serious done to me.

I won't go into much more personal detail except to say he knew where I would be at certain times for weeks and months afterwards but never tried to jump me again.

My dad taught me to talk your way out of fights if you can but if you can't always hurt the other person enough that they never come back for more.

Seems I was able to manage that the only time I've ever needed to.

Hopefully I'll never need be put to the test again.

4 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 18:04

karlypants

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I’m a lover not a fighter...

5 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 18:07

boltonbonce

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I never get into these situations.

I'm so dull,paint watches me dry.

6 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 18:31

Natasha Whittam

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You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.

7 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 19:56

Natasha Whittam

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@karlypants wrote:I’m a lover not a fighter...

So if someone puts his hand on Mrs KP's arse, you try to shag him?

8 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 19:58

Boggersbelief

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.

Arrange a fight between me and him.

9 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 20:02

Natasha Whittam

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@Boggersbelief wrote:Arrange a fight between me and him.

Ok, sluffy is up for it too.

Slough McDonalds, behind the bins, 2pm Wednesday afternoon.

10 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 20:16

Boggersbelief

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:Arrange a fight between me and him.

Ok, sluffy is up for it too.

Slough McDonalds, behind the bins, 2pm Wednesday afternoon.

Is he bringing kp for back up?

11 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 20:21

BoltonTillIDie

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12 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 20:23

Natasha Whittam

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@Boggersbelief wrote:Is he bringing kp for back up?

No, a KP blow job for the winner.

13 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 20:25

BoltonTillIDie

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:flash:

14 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 20:52

karlypants

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Laughing

15 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 21:55

gloswhite

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Hang on, I said I would fight, but now I've seen what the winner might get, I'm having second thoughts.

16 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Mon Jun 11 2018, 22:38

Boggersbelief

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@gloswhite wrote:Hang on, I said I would fight, but now I've seen what the winner might get, I'm having second thoughts.

Norpig thought the opposite

17 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 08:43

Norpig

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@Boggersbelief wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:Hang on, I said I would fight, but now I've seen what the winner might get, I'm having second thoughts.

Norpig thought the opposite
 I love you still love you Billy Bullshitter

18 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 08:45

Norpig

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I've been in a few scraps but not for many years. I'm not very big or tough but can take a punch well enough and Boggers certainly wouldn't trouble me  Very Happy

19 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 10:06

wanderlust

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.
Never in doubt.

20 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 10:33

Natasha Whittam

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@Norpig wrote:I'm not very big or tough but can take a punch well enough

You need to stand up to Mrs Norpig.

21 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 12:02

Norpig

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:I'm not very big or tough but can take a punch well enough

You need to stand up to Mrs Norpig.
I know but she scares me too much, is there such a thing as a battered husbands home?

22 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 14:41

Angry Dad

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Girls fight just fine i have been stabbed twice by girls once with a knife and the other with a fork why she was carrying a fork on her i dont know but girls fight very dirty.

23 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 14:50

Natasha Whittam

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Why do girls stab you AD?

24 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 15:04

Angry Dad

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Why do girls stab you AD?
Knew this was coming Nat but i will play, the knife was because i was restraining her bloke from kicking the shit out of some other bloke and the fork a girl  who had been stalking me for weeks and would not take no for an answer she appeared from nowhere and stabbed me in the neck with the fork just missing the artery i don't think she was normal somehow, over to you girl.

25 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Tue Jun 12 2018, 15:31

MartinBWFC

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.
A point well made.

26 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Wed Jun 13 2018, 21:01

Natasha Whittam

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Sadly, both Boggers and Sluffy bottled it.

So I'm declaring myself cock of Nuts.

27 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Thu Jun 14 2018, 11:24

MartinBWFC

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Sadly, both Boggers and Sluffy bottled it.

So I'm declaring myself having the biggest cock on Nuts.
affraid

28 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Thu Jun 14 2018, 12:36

y2johnny


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@MartinBWFC wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Sadly, both Boggers and Sluffy bottled it.

So I'm declaring myself having the biggest cock on Nuts.
i can be a witness to that 
affraid

29 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Thu Jun 14 2018, 12:52

karlypants

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@y2johnny wrote:
@MartinBWFC wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Sadly, both Boggers and Sluffy bottled it.

So I'm declaring myself having the biggest cock on Nuts.
i can be a witness to that 
I saw it too!
affraid affraid

30 Re: Do You Fight Like A Girl? on Thu Jun 14 2018, 12:52

karlypants

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Very Happy

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