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31 Re: Time for me to leave on Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:29

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

32 Re: Time for me to leave on Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:38

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Csn i still bring my feathers and handcuffs glos

33 Re: Time for me to leave on Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:39

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@y2johnny wrote:Csn i still bring my feathers and handcuffs glos
PM me, and we can set up a meeting, but don't mention it to anyone.  Very Happy

34 Re: Time for me to leave on Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:41

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What do you call a French man in slippers?

35 Re: Time for me to leave on Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:45

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?

Trish ?

36 Re: Time for me to leave on Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:50

DEANO82

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@gloswhite wrote:
@DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?

Trish ?
No a fiiish

37 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 09:21

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

38 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 09:22

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together

39 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 09:26

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@rammywhite wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

Hope you didn’t google that

40 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 10:34

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@rammywhite wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

Hope you didn’t google that

No- I heard it in school about 50 years ago!!

41 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 11:55

DEANO82

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@rammywhite wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?

42 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 11:59

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@DEANO82 wrote:
@rammywhite wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?

No- they were in 4 lines of 25. But the wee fella could only reach as high as 60. He could also reach 15,30 and 45!
Be sensible!!

43 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:05

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Fiiish

44 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:12

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
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@wanderlust wrote:Fiiish

What?

45 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:16

DEANO82

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@rammywhite wrote:
@DEANO82 wrote:
@rammywhite wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?

No- they were in 4 lines of 25. But the wee fella could only reach as high as 60. He could also reach 15,30 and 45!
Be sensible!!
Obviously. Although I'm sure a keypad system would work better and would be easier to implement and wouldn't discriminate against the vertically challenged.

46 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:23

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@rammywhite wrote:
@wanderlust wrote:Fiiish

What?
looks like 3 "i's" to me...

47 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:27

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@wanderlust wrote:
@rammywhite wrote:
@wanderlust wrote:Fiiish

What?
looks like 3 "i's" to me...

Wasn't he a South African who used to play for us?
Feeeeeesh!!

48 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 15:35

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@rammywhite wrote:Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together
Cheers Rammy, Finished nearly 3 years of treatment a month ago, and now getting my CT scan to see whether it can be considered as gone, (we know it never really goes, but whether it can be considered dormant).
I'm feeling fine, and have retained my even temperament, stunning and good looks, along with my delusions  Very Happy

49 Re: Time for me to leave on Fri Jul 13 2018, 15:36

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Seems my eyeballs are going though. I misplaced the word in my last sentence  Smile

50 Re: Time for me to leave on Sat Jul 14 2018, 09:27

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@gloswhite wrote:
@rammywhite wrote:Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together
Cheers Rammy, Finished nearly 3 years of treatment a month ago, and now getting my CT scan to see whether it can be considered as gone, (we know it never really goes, but whether it can be considered dormant).
I'm feeling fine, and have retained my even temperament, stunning and good looks, along with my delusions  Very Happy

I was at the Christie this week where I was given the all clear- seems the cancer has been cleared up after a fairly substantial bit of surgery and lots of chemo to get rid of it.. Its an annual CT scan and colonoscopy from now on for the next five years. Like you say. we' never really clear of it but its all looking hopeful.

More hopeful than BWFC anyway

51 Re: Time for me to leave on Sat Jul 14 2018, 13:23

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Chuffed that the both of you have made considerable progress towards beating the bastard.

52 Re: Time for me to leave on Sat Jul 14 2018, 15:22

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Cheers Wander. Its not talking/reading about the Tories, Trump, or Brexit,  that has helped me  Very Happy

Rammy, thats brilliant news for you. Well done mucker. You'll be wanting to do a half marathon next, (just a gentle start for you)  Very Happy  Next CT is the baseline to show whether I'm close to falling off my perch, or can roll on regardless. My head tells me its definitely the latter.

53 Re: Time for me to leave on Sun Jul 15 2018, 11:58

xmiles

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Ivan Campo
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@gloswhite wrote:Cheers Wander. Its not talking/reading about the Tories, Trump, or Brexit,  that has helped me  Very Happy


You won't be wanting to hear from me then! Laughing

But seriously, pleased your health is good (you too rammy) and that you are staying on the site.

54 Re: Time for me to leave on Mon Jul 16 2018, 12:40

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@xmiles wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:Cheers Wander. Its not talking/reading about the Tories, Trump, or Brexit,  that has helped me  Very Happy


You won't be wanting to hear from me then! Laughing

But seriously, pleased your health is good (you too rammy) and that you are staying on the site.
Always happy to hear from you XM  Very Happy  
Just waiting to see how the conversations change, and in what direction they go,once we've either stumbled, or been pushed, out of the EU. Until that happens, there's no sense in anything.

55 Re: Time for me to leave on Mon Jul 16 2018, 19:30

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:You lot are a pain in the arse. 

I'd made my mind up to wander of into the sunset, and actually felt better for it. I then received PM's, and comments on the thread, but one of the nicest ones I received was from TROY. (Seems he's actually a nice person-ish  Smile) Sluffy was very good too.

I know I'm going to come across as a bit of a Diva, but how could I leave such a bunch of malcontents, deviants, and all round good fellows, (includng Nat).

Sluffy, please cancel my request to delete my account, it seems you're stuck with me for a little while longer.

Thanks all. This strange community has surprised me yet again.

regards to all
Gloswhite, (Bob)
It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on here due to my 3 week? absence.

Glad that you haven't decided to give Nuts the boot Glos! Smile

56 Re: Time for me to leave on Mon Jul 16 2018, 19:33

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Glad to hear that the both of you are free of the big C! Smile

57 Re: Time for me to leave on Tue Jul 17 2018, 16:16

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Cheers KP. Glad your feeling better, and that your arse has settled down.  Very Happy

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