Someone has posted a dead frog through my letterbox.
I kid you not.
Was it one of you twats?
I arrived home this evening to find the slimy thing on my doormat.
Is this some sort of poor man's threat? Could they not afford a horses head?
The most annoying thing is I have no idea why I have a dead frog in my hallway. I hate mysteries.
Should I call the cops?
I kid you not.
Was it one of you twats?
I arrived home this evening to find the slimy thing on my doormat.
Is this some sort of poor man's threat? Could they not afford a horses head?
The most annoying thing is I have no idea why I have a dead frog in my hallway. I hate mysteries.
Should I call the cops?