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Frog Through My Letterbox

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1Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:09

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Someone has posted a dead frog through my letterbox.

I kid you not.

Was it one of you twats?

I arrived home this evening to find the slimy thing on my doormat.

Is this some sort of poor man's threat? Could they not afford a horses head?

The most annoying thing is I have no idea why I have a dead frog in my hallway. I hate mysteries.

Should I call the cops?

2Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:12

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Maybe it’s because your a C U Next Tuesday. Very Happy

3Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:15

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Maybe it’s because your a C U Next Tuesday. Very Happy

Very Happy

4Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:16

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat I would much prefer a dead frog posted through the letter box than someone’s dick as if it’s some glory hole!



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5Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:17

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Maybe it’s because your a C U Next Tuesday. Very Happy

I'm sorry, I don't speak dickhead code.

It's a dead frog. In my penthouse. Show some fucking respect.

6Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:18

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
BoltonTillIDie wrote:Maybe it’s because your a C U Next Tuesday. Very Happy

I'm sorry, I don't speak dickhead code.

It's a dead frog. In my penthouse. Show some fucking respect.

Have you pissed next door off? Like not inviting them to one of your orgies perhaps? Very Happy

7Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:20

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Maybe it’s cecil...

8Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:30

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sluffy's not been on for a while. Did he drive up to Preston?

9Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:37

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Maybe a disgruntled employee of Whittam international, these Eastern Europeans have no morals.

10Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:43

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If you didn’t like the person who lived there then wouldn’t you throw a turd through the letter box instead of a dead frog?

11Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 20:59

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

MartinBWFC wrote:Maybe a disgruntled employee of Whittam international, these Eastern Europeans have no morals.

They've never been the same since I put a stop to Sex Club.

12Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Pity it wasn't a toad. You could have compared warts.

13Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:18

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Pity it wasn't a toad. You could have compared warts.

Laughing

14Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:30

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Once again the Nuts community mocks my predicament.

15Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:46

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat if the frog isn’t in too bad shape, why not make a French soup with it?

16Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:50

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Nat if the frog isn’t in too bad shape, why not make a French soup with it?
Or kiss it. It might turn into a prince.

17Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Or cut the legs off and give them to Lloyd Dyer.

18Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:53

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nat if the frog isn’t in too bad shape, why not make a French soup with it?
Or kiss it. It might turn into a prince.

True! I guess it beats being a ladyboy with wonky tits!

19Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Mon Oct 08 2018, 21:53

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Or cut the legs off and give them to Lloyd Dyer.

Very Happy

20Frog Through My Letterbox Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 14:32

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Some years ago an envelope was on my door mat i opened it inside was a dead budgie with a note pinned to it, it said you like birds so go fuck this one.

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