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61 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:30

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Breadman has to be a major suspect. I know for a fact he wanders his local golf course, looking for small animals that have  fatally succumbed to a stray golf ball.
He normally stuffs them,then arranges them in provocative poses at the bottom of his garden, much to the chagrin of the neighbours.
I fear he may have found another hobby.

Perhaps he should shove it all up his arse. It maybe more satisfying for him!

62 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 11:30

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:Breadman is definitely on the suspect list, but sluffy has been awfully quiet of late. And you can't rule out KP and BTID, they've always had it in for me.

You would definitely know if it was me! Very Happy

63 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 12:23

Norpig

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Have you and Chris Packham fell out again Nat? Not nice to take the piss out of his speech impediment you know.

64 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 20:18

Natasha Whittam

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No animal deposited in my letterbox tonight. I think the police presence outside Whittam Towers has put the perpetrator off.

I also have a man guarding the tradesman's entrance just to be safe.

65 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Wed Oct 10 2018, 21:19

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:

I also have a man guarding the tradesman's entrance just to be safe.

Guarding with a truncheon?

66 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 16:22

gloswhite

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Are there tradesmen's entrances in tower blocks ?

67 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 18:42

Cajunboy

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I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.

Please ring the Samaritans  and explain your personal predicament.

They will help you to get your life back on track.

Be prepared for a long and winding road.

68 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 19:03

Boggersbelief

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@Cajunboy wrote:I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.

Please ring the Samaritans  and explain your personal predicament.

They will help you to get your life back on track.

Be prepared for a long and winding road.

Nob

69 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 19:20

boltonbonce

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@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Cajunboy wrote:I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.

Please ring the Samaritans  and explain your personal predicament.

They will help you to get your life back on track.

Be prepared for a long and winding road.

Nob
I'm not taking it lightly. I've nailed our letterbox up, and told the postie to put our letters in the porch cupboard.
I'm not coming downstairs to find a hedgehog on the mat.
Could be someone with a grudge against Nuts.

70 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 19:42

karlypants

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Cajunboy wrote:I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.

Please ring the Samaritans  and explain your personal predicament.

They will help you to get your life back on track.

Be prepared for a long and winding road.

Nob
I'm not taking it lightly. I've nailed our letterbox up, and told the postie to put our letters in the porch cupboard.
I'm not coming downstairs to find a hedgehog on the mat.
Could be someone with a grudge against Nuts.

But what about your back door as well Bonce like Nat?

71 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:06

boltonbonce

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Don't worry KP, I've wired the knob to the mains. Anyone who touches it is in big trouble. :good:

72 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:07

Natasha Whittam

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@Cajunboy wrote:I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.


You bitter, bitter man.

I'm not an attention seeker, attention just follows me everywhere.

73 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:18

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Cajunboy wrote:I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.


You bitter, bitter man.

I'm not an attention seeker, attention just follows me everywhere.
Quite right. I'll say more when I get back from the burns unit.

74 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:19

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Cajunboy wrote:I don't believe a word of this nonsense.

It's pure attention seeking and very sad.

attention just follows me everywhere.

It’s not attention for your looks and physique though is it.

75 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:23

karlypants

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Natasha, you will always get attention standing on street corners. It’s just the way it goes love!

76 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:46

Natasha Whittam

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@boltonbonce wrote:Quite right. I'll say more when I get back from the burns unit.

Don't you have your own bed there?

77 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 20:46

Natasha Whittam

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@karlypants wrote:It’s not attention for your looks and physique though is it.

It most definitely is.

78 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Thu Oct 11 2018, 21:35

boltonbonce

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Quite right. I'll say more when I get back from the burns unit.

Don't you have your own bed there?
Unfortunately, it caught fire.

79 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Sun Oct 14 2018, 13:54

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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The management company has this morning produced CCTV of a chubby man trying to stuff a dead squirrel through my letterbox. It looks very much like Clive who lives in the apartment below.

Clive has always had it in for me since I turned down his advances and told him I'd rather sleep with a corpse.

Hopefully Clive will be getting his door bashed in at 6am tomorrow when the police raid his apartment.

80 Re: Frog Through My Letterbox on Sun Oct 14 2018, 14:31

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Is that Clive in your avi?

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