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1 Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sat Nov 24 2018, 11:50

y2johnny


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......until at least december 

Don't get me wrong, i LOVE xmas.  I have two kids (9 and 5) who still both "believe" (although the 9 year old only just) 

I even buy into all the commercialised bollocks of buying people shit they didn't even knew they needed and probably even dont.

But its FUCKING NOVEMBER.

AND ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE BEGINNING OF NOVEMBER.

just seen some cunt (yes, cunt, not harsh enough in this instance in my opinion) walking round the Trafford centre in a FUCKING XMAS JUMPER.  FFS!!!!!

2 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sat Nov 24 2018, 15:03

boltonbonce

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Christmas jumpers should be banned. I'm not really a fan of Christmas, the main reason being my family, who seem to spend most of the holiday period trying to annoy me.
For a start, because I'm the only vegetarian they make me sit at a separate table. I get my own back by taunting them with disgusting meat based facts for the duration of the meal.
They then slouch about in varying states of sobriety, watching mindless rubbish on the telly, and laying waste to my giant tin of Quality Street.
My niece brings her dog. His favourite pastime appears to be farting silently, with a regularity that beggars belief, and attempting to have sex with the draught excluder.
I'll be hiding in my room until Boxing Day.

3 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sun Nov 25 2018, 13:34

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November  Shocked

4 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sun Nov 25 2018, 13:36

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November  Shocked

Now we'll see who wears the trousers in the Pig household.

My money's on the tree being up by tea-time.

5 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Sun Nov 25 2018, 13:38

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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you know me so well Nat  Laughing

6 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 11:44

gloswhite

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Jay Jay Okocha
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We can all expect an early Christmas, as it will distract us from all this Brexit shit.

7 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 11:54

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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@y2johnny wrote:
just seen some cunt (yes, cunt, not harsh enough in this instance in my opinion) walking round the Trafford centre in a FUCKING XMAS JUMPER.  FFS!!!!!

I saw a woman wearing an xmas jumper in the Arndale on Sat too!

Around 3 weeks ago I popped into The Sweet Green Tavern for a pint and they had xmas songs on! Shocked

Way too early!

8 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 11:56

karlypants

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@Norpig wrote:Mrs Pig wants to put up the tree today even though it's still November  Shocked

I have seen two houses already with their xmas trees up in their windows! Shocked

Ours will be going up next weekend.

9 Re: Christmas can fuck right off....... on Mon Nov 26 2018, 19:22

gloswhite

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Ours will be going up when the missus gets round to it.

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