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1 Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:02

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I like to keep my self clean and tidy, shaving yesterday was not a good experience.
I cut 1 of my bollocks with the razor, the fucking blood is amazing.
Anyway all looking good now, what is the worst thing you have done to yourself in error.

2 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:04

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why the fook are you shaving your pubic hair you ponce?

3 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:05

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Its required for filming.

4 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:05

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:Its required for filming.

Why would you need to shave your balls to play the back end of a donkey?

5 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:07

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
In case i trip up.

6 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:10

Bernard Dennis Park

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

7 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:11

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:I like to keep my self clean and tidy, shaving yesterday was not a good experience.
I cut 1 of my bollocks with the razor, the fucking blood is amazing.
Anyway all looking good now, what is the worst thing you have done to yourself in error.

I suppose it's hard when you can't see a thing, with your big gut getting in the way. Very Happy

8 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:11

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Are there many women walking in the park at midnight?

9 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:12

Bernard Dennis Park

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Mainly gay men I expect. You'd love it.

10 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:14

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Mainly gay men I expect. You'd love it.

Yeah, I like to turn them back.

11 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:18

Bernard Dennis Park

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El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Is that why you always talk to Hipster?

I don't think you'll succeed with him.

12 Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:52

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Are there many women walking in the park at midnight?



Better get your fat arse out there Nat, you might enjoy it.

13 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:21

Hipster_Nebula

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Is that why you always talk to Hipster?

I don't think you'll succeed with him.

:trust:

14 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:22

Reebok_Rebel

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Try Veet...

Its what I use... Laughing

15 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:23

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
There's been some weird threads on here- surely this must be the weirdest yet!!

16 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:27

Hipster_Nebula

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This isn't the first time he's started a thread about cutting his genitals.

17 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:49

Bernard Dennis Park

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El Hadji Diouf
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It was his shaft he cut last time.

18 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 12:01

Hipster_Nebula

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Nat Lofthouse
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how many times do you have to cut your own cock and balls before it becomes a fetish?

19 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 16:07

Swintonwhite89

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Mario Jardel
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@rammywhite wrote:There's been some weird threads on here- surely this must be the weirdest yet!!

Most of Magoo's are like this - he once started a thread about grey pubes.Rolling Eyes

20 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 17:42

Triumph


Tony Kelly
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Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,

21 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 21:00

Soul Kitchen

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Ivan Campo
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@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
So does toothpaste in your eye, and I dont mean your Japs!

22 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 21:04

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

23 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:34

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?

24 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:37

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?



yes my luv, i own my own company.

25 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:41

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?



yes my luv, i own my own company.

He has sex with animals.

26 Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:42

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Thats not a company, thats your pass time.

27 Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 03:28

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
Try dipping it in neat TCP.

28 Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 07:20

Triumph


Tony Kelly
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@Angry Dad wrote:
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
Try dipping it in neat TCP.
Ouch!!! what does that clear up?

29 Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 07:39

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Chillies are the worst. I grow Scotch Bonnets and use them 2 or 3 times a week - always liked them. But the oil gets on your fingers when chopping them and I am very careful about what I touch with them these days. Not recommended for ladies bits - I reckon Scotch Bonnets were Elvis's inspiration for Burning Love.

30 Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 12:39

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
@Triumph wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
Try dipping it in neat TCP.
Ouch!!! what does that clear up?
I swear by TCP fuuuuuuck, but seriously use it straight away and it kills any bloody thing before it gets a chance, a well known pop singer who is getting on now alway's dunked his knob in a glass of neat TCP after a bout with a groupie and he's never caught anything neither has his wife.

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