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1081 Re: Joke Thread on Tue Oct 30 2018, 17:32

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
I picked up a hitchhiker last night.  He was grateful but said how did I not know he was a serial killer?  So i said the chances of their being two in one car are astronomical.

1082 Re: Joke Thread on Tue Oct 30 2018, 17:48

xmiles

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Laughing

1083 Re: Joke Thread on Sun Dec 02 2018, 12:38

DEANO82

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Just downloaded the Queen film Bohemian Rhapsody. Wasn't the best copy, it looked like it had been filmed in a cinema because I see a little silhouette of a man.

1084 Re: Joke Thread on Tue Dec 04 2018, 15:18

MartinBWFC

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
A mate of mine has got his kids a trampoline and two bikes off the internet, I asked him which site he used, google earth he said

1085 Re: Joke Thread on Tue Dec 04 2018, 15:43

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I don't get it.

1086 Re: Joke Thread on Tue Dec 04 2018, 15:45

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't get it.

Me too. :biggrin:

1087 Re: Joke Thread on Tue Dec 04 2018, 15:46

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bloke meets his mate in the pub and comments on how chipper he was looking today. 
“You look really well mate - had a good day?”
“Amazing mate” he replies. “Best day in years”
“How come?” Asks his pal.

“Well, I was walking the dog down by the railway line and I found this gorgeous woman tied to the tracks, so I untied her.”

“What happened then mate?” Asks his buddy.

“We made passionate love at the side of the railway all afternoon and in every conceivable position. It was the best sex I’ve ever had, just incredible”

“Wow mate - no wonder you look in such a good mood. Did you get a blow job as well then?”

“Naw pal” he says. “Never did find the head”

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