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1 Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 20:16

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I finished up working late last night, so I grabbed a kebab on the way home for my tea.

I had beans on toast for breakfast today and cabbage with my tea, so you can imagine what my exhaust gasses are currently like.

Almost chewy.

Anyway, I've just been for a bath and I let one rip in the tub.

And it smelt brilliant.

Mrs B came half-way up the stairs then shouted "Good God, Man!" before doing an about-face and running back downstairs and straight out through the front door. (Soft cow.)

Anybody know why they always smell better in the bath?

2 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 20:59

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
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A new low for Bolton Nuts.

3 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 21:04

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I'll take that.

Thank you.

4 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 21:52

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Magoo once started a thread on finding a grey pube but I don't think we've ever opened a topic on flatulence before nor the refining of our methane bottom pops through the use of H20 (and possibly a bit of detol or do you prefer the wifes bubbles) via the bath.

We all do it, apparently 8 to 20 farts a day is normal.

I think the family dog takes the blame for many of these though!

5 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 22:02

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Bloody hell Sluffy, dont tell me you let the dog bath with the family ?  Very Happy

6 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 22:10

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Ivan Campo
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cat farts are real bad

7 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 22:15

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Don't know why they smell so good Breadman,but the sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.Looks like you have a sphincter bordering on military hardware. Be proud.:zzz:

8 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Oct 30 2013, 23:45

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Off topic slightly, I am terrible on a Saturday morning having been in the pub the night before, I can fart forever.  Dropping my back does help though.

I changed from lager to that green king IPA and it curbed it for a bit but back to normal.

The missus just looks at me with disgust now when I fart in bed, I used to use the excuse that it kept the bed warm but I think that excuse has worn a bit thin now Laughing

9 Re: Farts in the bath on Thu Oct 31 2013, 07:33

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Frank Worthington
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Sluffy wrote:Magoo once started a thread on finding a grey pube but I don't think we've ever opened a topic on flatulence before nor the refining of our methane bottom pops through the use of H20 (and possibly a bit of detol or do you prefer the wifes bubbles) via the bath.

We all do it, apparently 8 to 20 farts a day is normal.

I think the family dog takes the blame for many of these though!
8 to 20 a day!!.
Bloody hell - it's only half past seven and I've already got through my quota for the day. Am I barred from letting rip for the rest of the day?

10 Re: Farts in the bath on Thu Oct 31 2013, 09:09

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Frank Worthington
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Breadman wrote:

Anyway, I've just been for a bath and I let one rip in the tub.

And it smelt brilliant.

This is like the funniest post ive read in a long time, ive just spat my croissant all over my monitor and keyboard... Good job its just me in the office this morning! 

You are right though. I very rarely have a bath these days, I prefer a shower, but they do smell better. 

On the subject of farting in the bath, my son did it last night, He then proceeded to have a good giggle and informed me "I really like pumping daddy!"

11 Re: Farts in the bath on Thu Oct 31 2013, 12:19

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Durham University has a fart lighting society.

12 Re: Farts in the bath on Thu Oct 31 2013, 12:20

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boltonbonce wrote:Durham University has a fart lighting society.
I'm surprised after all this health and safety bollocks these days! Very Happy

13 Re: Farts in the bath on Thu Oct 31 2013, 12:33

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Google 'fart soundboard' it's a blast.

14 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue May 31 2016, 15:30

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Thought I'd bring back an old thread started by our most intelligent poster.

There are still things to be said on this subject.

15 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue May 31 2016, 21:03

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As I wasn't around at the time to answer, glad this was revised. Having given the question some considerable thought, given that water is denser than air I can only assume that the rate of diffusion is slowed allowing the expelled gas to concentrate in the bubble.

As the gas becomes more concentrated the pressure builds bursting the bubble, the gasses then diffuse giving the recipient a concentrated dose of the released gasses.

16 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue May 31 2016, 21:06

boltonbonce

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Brilliant.

We need more posters like this. We're actually learning something.

17 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue May 31 2016, 21:11

karlypants

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Fabian should have the title of Nuts Best scientist 2016! Very Happy

18 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue May 31 2016, 21:12

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See, if you wait long enough somebody will eventually come up with the goods.

Now if we could just find out the answer to:

Bruce Forsyth - Why?

19 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue May 31 2016, 21:17

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The day the forum died .

20 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Jun 01 2016, 05:57

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boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd bring back an old thread started by our most intelligent poster.

There are still things to be said on this subject.

The fart is a tiny explosion,
It comes from the planet Bum,
It whistles through arsehole canyon,
and explodes with a musical hum.

21 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Jun 01 2016, 09:42

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Frank Worthington
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I think the reason the smell is better is because it all gets concentarated into a bubble and when the bubble pops the smell is concentrated like the popping of a nitrous oxide capsule, usually in an area right in front of the nose. Whereas a more traditional fart, other than in bed is distributed far and wide and you're lucky if you get a whiff.

Edit-Sorry Fabian missed your earlier post.

22 Re: Farts in the bath on Tue Jun 05 2018, 23:14

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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I think twitter used to have an Anti Fart Society.

23 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Jun 06 2018, 17:13

rammywhite

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Frank Worthington
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Its what I constantly tell my missus- its not the first kiss that matters, its the first fart and n particular who dropped it.
it really moulds a relationship forever.

24 Re: Farts in the bath on Wed Jun 06 2018, 17:31

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rammywhite wrote:
Sluffy wrote:Magoo once started a thread on finding a grey pube but I don't think we've ever opened a topic on flatulence before nor the refining of our methane bottom pops through the use of H20 (and possibly a bit of detol or do you prefer the wifes bubbles) via the bath.

We all do it, apparently 8 to 20 farts a day is normal.

I think the family dog takes the blame for many of these though!
8 to 20 a day!!.
Bloody hell - it's only half past seven and I've already got through my quota for the day. Am I barred from letting rip for the rest of the day?
Lost vocation as Le Petomane 2.

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