Bolton Nut Ultras.

Can I be excused please my Mum wont let me attend.

Where were you all when it went off at Scott's with Wigan?

I want new members signed up ASAP, offer them free BT sports or something, for six months.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I was in ASDA fighting a one-man rearguard action against their top boys.

They sent their kids to Scotts as a diversion and you lot fell for it.

I am frankly disappointed with the leadership of this crew and I am calling for change.

If things carry on as they are, I shall have to consider forming a break-away mob with Magoo.

Sort it out.

If you go with Magoo it will go tits up, he'd be attacking his own firm thinking they were the ICF.

I can see a factional split coming. Could get ugly.

you boys have been busy, a friend of mine told me today he was at Bolton train station after the match and it kicked off there as well! Up the BUM!

Norpig wrote:you boys have been busy, a friend of mine told me today he was at Bolton train station after the match and it kicked off there as well! Up the BUM!

That will have been the humanoid robots developed by Scott in his underground lab. They are disposable. He can't build any more for a while cos we've got to club together to pay for the CD's Bread wrecked in ASDA.

I was in ASDA when I heard it was kicking off big style in Marks & Spencers. By the time I'd rushed over to the hardware section to get tooled up, negotiated the self-service checkout and got next door it had all blown over.

Don't say anything about the lab, bonce.

Top Secret.

You're right about the CD's, they've invoiced me.

I emptied at least four bargain bins worth.

Total bill - £12:80.

Breadman wrote:You're right about the CD's, they've invoiced me.

I emptied at least four bargain bins worth.

Total bill - £12:80.

Mostly James Last I'll bet. You can be proud of your work Bread.

The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

I struck lucky with a batch of "Now That's What I Call Shit Dance Music" type albums - Four CD's in every case made for quicker re-loading and firing.

Next time, I'm avoiding ASDA and am going to position myself somewhere less restrictive in terms of opportunities to run away when the heat gets too much - I got penned in behind the cheese counter in the end and wound up covered in Goat's Cheese Roulade.

And that stuff gets everywhere......

Maybe we should enter you into the "compact discus thrower" competition at the next Olympics?

I wouldn't worry about being covered in cheese, Scott will lick it off...

Scott hasn't licked my cheese in ages.

He doesn't do that kind of thing anymore.

He's better now........

Reebok Trotter wrote:The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

Ah - the Prince of Romance. Is it true what Bob Marley said - "One good thing about music - when it hits, you feel no pain..."? 

Keegan wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:The one that hit me was by Richard Clayderman.

Ah - the Prince of Romance. Is it true what Bob Marley said -  "One good thing about music - when it hits, you feel no pain..."? 

With the amount of weed in that mons system, he'd feel no pain if Mike Tyson hit him.

That man was at peace with the world.

Up the BUM.

Job for bonce,' job num'- 354.

Seek out Magoo, using all the ancient Indian techniques you know.

Find out what he's up to.