Alcohol Is Shite

Alcohol is shite. There, I've said it.

I went out with a couple of friends last night to the local wine bar (pub to you plebs). My friend Candy was buying the drinks: a large white wine for her, half a bitter for Stacey and......well, all I wanted was a pint of Vimto.

Vimto is ten times better than any alcoholic drink, as is Pepsi, as is Tango, as is virtually any soft drink.

The wine bar employee looked at me like I'd asked for a pint of her blood, why is asking for Vimto so frowned upon in public? I looked around the busy bar and could tell that at least 67% of the people in there were desperate for a Vimto rather than the overpriced sewage they were drinking.

Come on, no one really likes alcohol. Yes, I'm guessing most of you drink it to forget your miserable lives following BWFC, but if you were on Death Row and were given the option of a last drink what would you choose? Be honest with yourself, I bet it would be a cold Vimto or Pepsi. Or maybe a Dr Pepper.

If people started admitting alcohol is actually not very nice everyone would fess up and we could all stop this alcohol charade. Admit it folks, you don't really like alcohol.

Fucking weirdo.....

Breadman wrote:Fucking weirdo.....

You utter bellend. I bet you drink just to act "cool" and fit in with your equally deluded mates.

Ha, that's where you're wrong because I have no friends.....!

Honestly I feel the same, never been my scene.

It's like this peep show clip. 

Natasha Whittam wrote:
If you were on Death Row and were given the option of a last drink what would you choose? Be honest with yourself, I bet it would be a cold Vimto or Pepsi. Or maybe a Dr Pepper.

I would order a pint of Absinthe.

I don't drink haven't since the 80's.I don't go to pubs I hate smoking.Every Christmas I might have a Brandy.
The last time I went in to Bolton town centre someone grabbed my wife's arse ( I saw it or I think she wouldn't of mentioned it or punched the knob herself,not that she likes her arse being grabbed! But she knew my what my reaction would be)As I turned I smashed him once in the face,breaking his jaw in 3 places (now I don't condone violence,but I'm not Amish and I was picked up on town centre video.Cost me 2 years in side well I served one didn't get my HDC (4.5 months off but you get a ankle bracelet and are under curfew as I told the Probation I wouldn't hesitate to do it again)fuck me the little faggot was a student at Bolton University or Tech.He denied he grabbed my wife's arse and Judge Rue gave me 2 years.Ended up at Haverigg so prefer being at home going to the pictures to watch a film.Having a meal out.Being a DAD taxi.Pissheads on steds there's at least a few in every bar in Bolton!Old style Pubs you can get a quiet enjoyable night if that's your thing but I like staying at home especially as Sky usually has a match on every night once the season starts.Soaps and Footy feet up in my lazy boy.

Nat, you know alot about shite cos you're full of it!!
Timothy Taylors Landlord and Thwaites Wainwright taste great, the fact they have alcohol in is a bonus!!
Now stop making a twat out of yourself and fuck off back on your hols to Ingleton Caves!!!!

If Absinthe wasn't on the menu then it would have to be a pint of Timothy Taylors Landlord..

How about a cheeky Vimto Nat?

The fact this thread isn't full of people stating their favourite alcoholic drink proves my theory. Deep down you all hanker for a Vimto.

Vimto?

scottjames30 wrote:Vimto?

Buy a bottle today Scott, you won't want to touch lager again.

Possibly because you never had a good beer, Natasha.

You ought to try Estrella or be very brave, and if you can find it in a local shop, try Hertog Jan.

But the best, and sweetest beer, is possibly Kwak - heel lekker (as the Belgians would say!)

you can't beat a nice bottle of Innis & Gunn! The ruby finish is the best but i like all of them.

That went well "Nat". 

bwfc71 wrote:Possibly because you never had a good beer, Natasha.

You ought to try Estrella or be very brave, and if you can find it in a local shop, try Hertog Jan.

But the best, and sweetest beer, is possibly Kwak - heel lekker (as the Belgians would say!)

Oh right, so every beer I've ever tasted is rubbish - but the three you mention are better than Vimto?

You're kwakers.

Ice cold beer in the sun is ace, Greece is the best place for that, when they get the glass out of the Freezer to make it ice cold.

scottjames30 wrote:Ice cold beer in the sun is ace, Greece is the best place for that, when they get the glass out of the Freezer to make it ice cold.

That's the coldness you enjoy, not the alcohol.

Ask them to take a cold Vimto out of the fridge and you'll get what I mean.

Vimto is also very nice hot. It's very big in the alcohol free middle east.