Is Natasha 'real'?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

largehat wrote:Well that's predictable. When backed into a corner, you either

a) ignore the thread for several hours or until lots of other posts have got in the way
b) make personal comments
c) change the subject

There's proof in black and white, once again, that you're full of shit.

We all know your game, Nat. Read the posts on this thread. You're not kidding anyone. You're entertaining at times, tiresome at others, but you're full of shit.

I can't prove the things I say, I don't have a photo of me sharing a joke with Dean Holdsworth in a jacuzzi. I didn't ask Gary Megson to pose for a photo holding a newspaper from that day, just so I could prove myself to a bunch of geeks on a football forum.

But I get the picture, you don't want to hear my stories anymore and that's fine. I look forward to more fascinating stories about your ringpiece instead.

I see you're trying to change the subject again.

I didn't say anything about your story other than I wanted to read it - all I did was prove you're full of shit when you say you didn't want Owen Coyle to be BWFC manager. Not only did you want him, he was your first choice.

You might not want to hear about my ring piece, fair enough, but at least it's true and I'm not going to write here that it didn't happen.

Another one of my favourite nat moments was when someone spoke out of turn in one of her threads and she changed the name of it to "GONE" and "left the forum for good"

(for about 3 hours)

gloswhite wrote:Ha ha, I like it. Count me as a follower

You will have to wear a turquoise tracksuit at all times.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Another one of my favourite nat moments was when someone spoke out of turn in one of her threads and she changed the name of it to "GONE" and "left the forum for good"

(for about 3 hours)

More bullshit. The first bit is true, but I have NEVER left a forum in a huff.

Ooooh ! sounds nice, much better than my pomegranate one. I'll leave you to fight your corner with LH and HN, good luck.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Another one of my favourite nat moments was when someone spoke out of turn in one of her threads and she changed the name of it to "GONE" and "left the forum for good"

(for about 3 hours)

More bullshit. The first bit is true, but I have NEVER left a forum in a huff.

No thats what i meant you said you would, then came back 3 hours later.

Natasha Whittam wrote: I didn't ask Gary Megson to pose for a photo holding a newspaper from that day, just so I could prove myself to a bunch of geeks on a football forum.

It always amuses me when someone on a forum accuses others of being geeks, nerds or sad..

Especially from someone who has been on them for 8 years, usually spouting either hateful messages or stories of how amazing they and their social lives are in some desperate need to glorify themselves in front of never to be seen strangers, and refers to their posts as 'my work'

I personally don't care how much time people spend doing 'unsocial' activities and wouldn't judge them on it, but its is highly ironic that apparently you do.

Lofty_Love wrote:
It always amuses me when someone on a forum accuses others of being geeks, nerds or sad..

Especially from someone who has been on them for 8 years, usually spouting either hateful messages or stories of how amazing they and their social lives are in some desperate need to glorify themselves in front of never to be seen strangers, and refers to their posts as 'my work'

I personally don't care how much time people spend doing 'unsocial' activities and wouldn't judge them on it, but its is highly ironic that apparently you do.

Lofty you bellend, I am the biggest internet/tv geek going. I just happen to move in celebrity circles every so often.

Thats exactly my point, thats why your post was amusing.

Largehat, who/what is that in your avatar?

I think its a screen shot of the movie 'The Omen'

Quent wrote:Largehat, who/what is that in your avatar?

Haha, Lofty Love is right.

It's a screenshot from the remake of 'The Omen' in 2006. That lovely chap in my avatar appears over the shoulder of the poor lady in question in one single frame - so quick in fact that both she and you as a viewer - are not sure what it was. When I got it on DVD I had to rewind and pause it lots of times to get the still image.

The Omen is about the Anti-Christ, Damian, being born and placed with a powerful family from birth. When Damian is still a small boy, his 'mother', the lady in question becomes pregnant with another child and starts having horrendous hallucinations and terrible, awful nightmares. The unborn child needs to die or he will be a threat to Damian's legacy etc.

The original film was very, very frightening. The remake was a bit cheesier but the nightmare sequences I describe were actually left out of the original completely, so they were something new.

After reading that Salut Sunderland peice, just realised that Natasha has been 32 for 2 years now (as she was 31 in 2010)!!!!

bwfc71 wrote:After reading that Salut Sunderland peice, just realised that Natasha has been 32 for 2 years now (as she was 31 in 2010)!!!!

Maybe my maths isn't too good but....

31 in 2010

32 in 2011

33 in 2012

Am I missing something?

Apparently not

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Maybe my maths isn't too good but....

31 in 2010

32 in 2011

33 in 2012

Am I missing something?

No, just like everyone else I age 1 year every 12 months. Mr Amos clearly thinks I am a Goddess or something.

Natasha is clearly some Blackburn Big Boy taking the piss.

Bolton Hater wrote:Natasha is clearly some Blackburn Big Boy taking the piss.

nob

She's got a handlebar moustache and smokes a pipe so she does.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:
I live with Natasha and she's OK if a little pushy. If you really want to know, she is good looking in a stereotypical kind of way, has a nice body but she's not that good in the sack as she has trouble "letting go" - sex isn't really her thing especially if she doesn't feel in control. Her only regrets in life are that she isn't quite rich enough to afford proper staff and wished she understood football. But she's not a bad person at heart so give her a break.

Nuggy, is that you?

Chat later hon. Not here.