I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy

Keegan wrote:

There's more than one tip?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Keegan wrote:

There's more than one tip?

There is in this relationship.

Numpty 28723 wrote:


Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a
man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.

Quent wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:


Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a
man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.

I felt like this until I really started looking into ladyboys. Billie has a friend, I can set you up.

chipbutty wrote:Give me strength (or whatever is next on the shelve). There is a big wide world out there. Life is not just 'Pot Noodles' and Jeremy Kyle.

Errrrr ...... I fancy that but, errrr .....

I know, I'll go down the pub and av a few wiv me mates, yea, that's it, they'll know what's best.

No they did not know 'what's best' in fact, as usual they know F... A.. So went home more frustrated than ever.

Errrrr. logged-on to a certain site. Hell fire, couldn't believe what was on display.



And the 'Moral of the Story' is. Life is to short, just get on with it.



PS. Oh yea. don't forget that ' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

chipbutty wrote:
PS. Oh yea. don't forget that ' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

Sluffy wrote:

chipbutty wrote:
PS. Oh yea. don't forget that ' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

Quent wrote: What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me?

Bolton Hater wrote:

Quent wrote: What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me?

I think BWFC71 is the man to answer this one. PM him.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Quent wrote:Well it's all bought and paid for. I fly to Phuket International Airport on Friday for 3 days of ladyboy love! Can't wait. Going to Topman tomorrow to update my wardrobe.

I'm still a bit worried about our first sexual encounter. It's easy with women, you just hand over the money and they let you wiggle it about a bit until you come. But what will happen with Billie? What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me? I saw a gay sex scene in Shameless once, wish I'd paid more attention as it could be awkward if we both bend over at the same time.


Two things to consider here.

1) Don't face each other while bending - a clash of heads could cause instant unconsciousness resulting in £4,300 down the shitter (if you'll pardon the expression).

2) To update your wardrobe IKEA is the better option.

Quent wrote:Thanks for the advice Numpty but I have been doing some research for the last hour and am a bit more clued up on how it works. Billie is hot and I can't wait to see her. Perhaps I can convince her to have her 12 incher removed if things go well.