Dedicated penis thread.

At the behest of the site's de facto Glorious Leader (May He/She Live Forever!), I am starting a thread dedicated to the penis in the hope of attracting new members (see what I did there?) to Nuts.

Please feel free to post you penis-related anecdotes here.

Together with any pictures of penises you may have lurking on your hard drive.

If this thread takes off, I shall be starting a "Penis of The Month" competition at a later date - stay tuned!

It has obviously been very astutely identified by the Glorious Leader (May He/She Live Forever!) that the main reason new people aren't joining this site is the lack of a dedicated thread wherein people can talk about penises, so please tell all your friends that they should sign up to Nuts immediately and they can then talk about penises to their hearts' content.

All hail our Glorious Leader! (May He/She Live Forever!)

well this thread will soon be blocked by my work internet filter 

I'll start- mine is massive (obviously) but i'm too shy to take a picture.

i hope Mrs Bonce doesn't know how to check your internet history, would love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation 

Its not the size of the nail. Its the power of the hammer

Breadman wrote:At the behest of the site's de facto Glorious Leader (May He/She Live Forever!), I am starting a thread dedicated to the penis in the hope of attracting new members (see what I did there?) to Nuts.

Please feel free to post you penis-related anecdotes here.

Together with any pictures of penises you may have lurking on your hard drive.

If this thread takes off, I shall be starting a "Penis of The Month" competition at a later date - stay tuned!

It has obviously been very astutely identified by the Glorious Leader (May He/She Live Forever!) that the main reason new people aren't joining this site is the lack of a dedicated thread wherein people can talk about penises, so please tell all your friends that they should sign up to Nuts immediately and they can then talk about penises to their hearts' content.

All hail our Glorious Leader! (May He/She Live Forever!)

Best post in months!

My plan is working already.

As this is a serious thread and it's going to help attract loads of new people to join Nuts, I think it deserves "Sticky" status.

Can someone in the back office please make my penis offering sticky?

Thanks.

Breadman wrote:

Can someone in the back office please make my penis offering sticky?

Definitely a job for KP.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:

Can someone in the back office please make my penis offering sticky?

Definitely a job for KP.

Save it for the kps blow job thread please

Don't let KP near it!

boltonbonce wrote:Don't let KP near it!

Now thats a burning itchy sensation if ever i saw one

I'm going to shave mine this weekend.

scottjames30 wrote:I'm going to shave mine this weekend.

You're going to shave your Penis? 

Sounds painful.

Have you ever considered going on embarrassing bodies?

scottjames30 wrote:I'm going to shave mine this weekend.

Ready for a tat on it?

Soul Kitchen wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I'm going to shave mine this weekend.

Ready for a tat on it?

4x4?