I popped in Peacocks today to buy some new grundies for my jollies.
(It's a man thing, Manda - we only buy new ones when we're going away.)
Anyway, whilst I was in there I spotted a rather fetching Panama Hat reduced to two quid.
Bargain!
So I bought it, thinking "Yeah, I'll look dead swanky in that when I'm sipping a Martini by the pool."
However......
...where I was picturing myself as "Dirk Bogarde in Death in Venice", Mrs B informs me that I look more like "Benny Hill playing a cowboy".
So, given that you lot, being Bolton fans, are obviously all well-informed doyens of sartorial excellence, I'm appealing for your help.
Whaddya think?
(It's a man thing, Manda - we only buy new ones when we're going away.)
Anyway, whilst I was in there I spotted a rather fetching Panama Hat reduced to two quid.
Bargain!
So I bought it, thinking "Yeah, I'll look dead swanky in that when I'm sipping a Martini by the pool."
However......
...where I was picturing myself as "Dirk Bogarde in Death in Venice", Mrs B informs me that I look more like "Benny Hill playing a cowboy".
So, given that you lot, being Bolton fans, are obviously all well-informed doyens of sartorial excellence, I'm appealing for your help.
Whaddya think?