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Should he wear the that?

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1Panama hat. Empty Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:12

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I popped in Peacocks today to buy some new grundies for my jollies.

(It's a man thing, Manda - we only buy new ones when we're going away.)

Anyway, whilst I was in there I spotted a rather fetching Panama Hat reduced to two quid.

Bargain!

So I bought it, thinking "Yeah, I'll look dead swanky in that when I'm sipping a Martini by the pool."

However......

...where I was picturing myself as "Dirk Bogarde in Death in Venice", Mrs B informs me that I look more like "Benny Hill playing a cowboy".

So, given that you lot, being Bolton fans, are obviously all well-informed doyens of sartorial excellence, I'm appealing for your help.

Whaddya think?

2Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:23

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Don't do it.
I always wear a cap. But I only have 2 looks:


Panama hat. 1488-428Panama hat. Luke_1977_gatsby_hat3

3Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:26

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Are you saying that "Panama Hat, Van Halen T-shirt and cammo shorts" isn't a suave look?

4Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:26

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Some people look good in hats. When I wear a cap it looks like i should be going on a trip organised by the Make a Wish Foundation.

5Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:27

Reebok Trotter

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Nat Lofthouse
I would happily wear a Panama hat on holiday but my wife wouldn't let me.

6Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:27

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:Are you saying that "Panama Hat, Van Halen T-shirt and cammo shorts" isn't a suave look?
Unless you look like Johnny Depp,yes. Very Happy

7Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Fri Sep 25 2015, 20:56

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@boltonbonce wrote:
Breadman wrote:Are you saying that "Panama Hat, Van Halen T-shirt and cammo shorts" isn't a suave look?
Unless you look like y2johnny ,yes. Very Happy

:agree:

8Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 01:34

Emma Jansen 1

Emma Jansen 1
Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel
I have too much hair for a hat and I wear it up mostly.

9Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 09:47

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
leave the Panama's to the likes of Boycott, this is what you need Breaders, relive your youth  Very Happy

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10Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 09:54

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Sorry mate, not risking it:

Panama hat. Harry_enfield_2000_07_29

11Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 10:01

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Breadman wrote:Sorry mate, not risking it:

Panama hat. Harry_enfield_2000_07_29

You have a ginger bob?

12Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 12:13

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How very dare you!

And don't call me Bob - that's my Dad. (True.)

I've just never liked those "Reni" hats, even back then when every dick at every gig you went to was wearing one.

Twats!  Very Happy

13Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 12:19

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I had a kangol and an ellese one

14Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 12:21

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I'm sayin' nowt, but if the hat fits...... Very Happy

15Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:16

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Very Happy

16Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:32

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Got back from the match to find my niece waiting to greet me. She wants to be a hairdresser,and had made up her mind to have a good old practice on me.
Being in a good mood,and an easy touch to boot,I naively agreed to her request.
It all went tits up from the start,when she forgot to put the guard on the razor,and went up the back of my head like a combine harvester.
I no longer have a choice. I have to wear a hat.
The annoying thing is,everyone finds it hilarious. The sheer indignity of it.
They keep saying it doesn't look too bad. Someone will pay for this.

17Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:36

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:rofl:

I've got a Panama you can have for a tenner.

18Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:40

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I should have known better than to expect sympathy. 

The other one wants to be a vet.

Well she can kiss my arse. She's not coming near me with a thermometer. Shocked

19Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:42

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Someone needs to create a comedy show based on your life bonce

20Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:45

MartinBWFC

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Frank Worthington
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@boltonbonce wrote:Got back from the match to find my niece waiting to greet me. She wants to be a hairdresser,and had made up her mind to have a good old practice on me.
Being in a good mood,and an easy touch to boot,I naively agreed to her request.
It all went tits up from the start,when she forgot to put the guard on the razor,and went up the back of my head like a combine harvester.
I no longer have a choice. I have to wear a hat.
The annoying thing is,everyone finds it hilarious. The sheer indignity of it.
They keep saying it doesn't look too bad. Someone will pay for this.
I might know of a certain tv presenter who will be only too happy to lend you one of his syrups.

21Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 18:54

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
It gets worse. The couple next door were summoned to have a look!

I feel like a Madame Tussaud exhibit.

The bloke got his phone out to take a picture! Sent them packing. 

Bring on the rugby.

22Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 19:00

Chairmanda

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Andy Walker
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Breadman wrote:How very dare you!

And don't call me Bob - that's my Dad. (True.)

I've just never liked those "Reni" hats, even back then when every dick at every gig you went to was wearing one.

Twats!  Very Happy
isn't Bob your uncle?

23Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sat Sep 26 2015, 19:01

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Not sure.

I'll ask Fanny.

(She's my aunt.)

24Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Sun Sep 27 2015, 07:01

scottjames30

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Nat Lofthouse
Coronation st is meant to be really good next week, expect an unexpected twist.

Its the talk of the town, i can't wait.

25Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Mon Sep 28 2015, 11:53

wanderlust


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I reckon it depends on the shape of your head Bread. If you can affix the panama at a rakish/jaunty angle it can look good but firmly establishes you as an older bloke in the eyes of the casual observer. 
If it sits square it can a) make your ears stick out and b) look a bit like Benny Hill playing a cowboy.

26Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Mon Sep 28 2015, 15:45

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I fear that the being viewed "as an older bloke in the eyes of the casual observer" ship sailed long ago, so that's not really a concern.


And I need to establish just exactly what constitutes a rakish angle.


30 degrees?


Less....?


This is harder than I thought.


Is this rakish?


Panama hat. Seth-with-a-rakish-hello-kitty-hat

27Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Mon Sep 28 2015, 15:52

Norpig

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i'm not sure what's more disturbing the hat or the foul Dr Pepper  Very Happy

28Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Tue Sep 29 2015, 11:08

wanderlust


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Breadman wrote:I fear that the being viewed "as an older bloke in the eyes of the casual observer" ship sailed long ago, so that's not really a concern.


And I need to establish just exactly what constitutes a rakish angle.


30 degrees?


Less....?


This is harder than I thought.


Is this rakish?


Panama hat. Seth-with-a-rakish-hello-kitty-hat
I think that's more jaunty than rakish. Oh - and sorry to burst your bubble but I don't think that's a panama...
No wonder it was 2 quid.

29Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Tue Sep 29 2015, 11:28

karlypants

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@Norpig wrote:i'm not sure what's more disturbing the hat or the foul Dr Pepper  Very Happy
There's nowt wrong with having fizzy benylin every now and again! Very Happy

30Panama hat. Empty Re: Panama hat. on Tue Sep 29 2015, 11:29

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
I can't help but notice that there is something wrong with that grey door...

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