i hate FAB lollies, love magnums though@Bwfc1958 wrote:Calippos are the best. Love them.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:22
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:29
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

I love feasts, funny feet, orange callipo, original flavour twisters and Mars ice creams. 

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 19:54
Keegan

Moderator

I actually visit quite often, just haven't been posting much. I just drop in, have a read and move along. A bit of time today, so here I am spouting rubbish as usual.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

@Keegan wrote:I actually visit quite often, just haven't been posting much.

We value your commitment Keegan.
If a mod can't be arsed, why should anyone else?
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:19
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:55
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
Same ads as me

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:58
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

I'm not seeing them. What browser are you using?
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:05
Copper Dragon

Ivan Campo

When England get the ball out wide and one of our second rate international fast supposedly skillful wingers/wide midfielders having beaten their man, don't get a cross in/over run the ball/try something fancy and the attack becomes dead.
Get the effing ball o'er you ponces.
Get the effing ball o'er you ponces.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:06
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Must be a gay one Bonce! 

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:18
BoltonTillIDie

Nat Lofthouse

@y2johnny wrote:@Natasha Whittam wrote:And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
Same ads as me![]()
Just cashed in KP's empty bottles from the back of Bargain Booze...Got quite a good return. Money is now in the meter and we have power

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:24
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Dont lie btid. You knocked one out at the sperm bank to get the dollar
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:30
BoltonTillIDie

Nat Lofthouse

Nat was nowhere near Bargain Booze.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:35
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

@BoltonTillIDie wrote:@y2johnny wrote:@Natasha Whittam wrote:And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
Same ads as me![]()
Just cashed in KP's empty bottles from the back of Bargain Booze...Got quite a good return. Money is now in the meter and we have power

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 13:58
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Not sure if we have had Politicians with their lies yet.
Also David Cameron.
Also David Cameron.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:01
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Thanks for the reminder KP
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:10
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

He won't be doing that again!@y2johnny wrote:Thanks for the reminder KP
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:40
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serves him right kp, he didn't even give me a choice.@karlypants wrote:He won't be doing that again!@y2johnny wrote:Thanks for the reminder KP
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 11:27
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

I'll tell you what fooking irritates me, fooking tv programmes that need to recap every 5 minutes in case I've forgotten what is going on.
It started with programmes with adverts, as if a 5 minute ad break to swig a Pepsi would render my memory useless. But now it's progressed to every programme in the world, I'm convinced most 60 minutes shows are really 30 minute shows with half an hour of recap.
Twats!
It started with programmes with adverts, as if a 5 minute ad break to swig a Pepsi would render my memory useless. But now it's progressed to every programme in the world, I'm convinced most 60 minutes shows are really 30 minute shows with half an hour of recap.
Twats!
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 13:17
Numpty 28723

Andy Walker

Short corners. 
1 - Win rare corner by rare shot bouncing off somebody's backside.
2 - Wait five minutes for our centre backs to come trundling forward into the penalty area.
3 - Instead of crossing the ball into the box, decide to be a smart-arse and pass the ball to some other poor deluded fool who's standing two feet away.
4 - Other idiot has a brainwave and decides it's a good idea to try and cross the ball into the box after all.
5 - Opposition come rushing out, win the ball and make a beeline for our goal.
6 - Lumbering defenders try vainly to get back.
7 - Other team three on one with our keeper.
8 - Other team score easily.
(See also: Quickly taken free kicks)

1 - Win rare corner by rare shot bouncing off somebody's backside.
2 - Wait five minutes for our centre backs to come trundling forward into the penalty area.
3 - Instead of crossing the ball into the box, decide to be a smart-arse and pass the ball to some other poor deluded fool who's standing two feet away.
4 - Other idiot has a brainwave and decides it's a good idea to try and cross the ball into the box after all.
5 - Opposition come rushing out, win the ball and make a beeline for our goal.
6 - Lumbering defenders try vainly to get back.
7 - Other team three on one with our keeper.
8 - Other team score easily.
(See also: Quickly taken free kicks)
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 13:56
Emma Jansen 1

Mario Jardel

Old peoples smelling bad.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 16:38
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Dads, called jake, who are angry on the internet.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 16:53
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

@y2johnny wrote:Dads, called jake, who are angry on the internet.
Yeah, and pretends to be a hot woman on the internet. Twat!
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:08
Boggersbelief

Nat Lofthouse

Lately - nat
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

@Boggersbelief wrote:Lately - nat
You bumchum wannabee.
You've clung onto my coattails too long. Fuck off and fend for yourself.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:13
Boggersbelief

Nat Lofthouse

@Natasha Whittam wrote:@Boggersbelief wrote:Lately - nat
You bumchum wannabee.
You've clung onto my coattails too long. Fuck off and fend for yourself.
That cut you deep didn't it, I still like you don't worry
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:14
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Is boggers the boss of nat? It sure looks like it. Boggers well and truly has the upper hand
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:16
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

@Boggersbelief wrote:
That cut you deep didn't it, I still like you don't worry
Nah, you can fuck off. Taught you all I know and this is how you repay me.
Breadman and Johnny will rape you every day on here without me supporting you.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:18
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:@Boggersbelief wrote:
That cut you deep didn't it, I still like you don't worry
Nah, you can fuck off. Taught you all I know and this is how you repay me.
Breadman and Johnny will rape you every day on here without me supporting you.
Im celibate
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