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151 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:22
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152 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 14:29
karlypants
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I love feasts, funny feet, orange callipo, original flavour twisters and Mars ice creams. 
153 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 19:54
Keegan
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I actually visit quite often, just haven't been posting much. I just drop in, have a read and move along. A bit of time today, so here I am spouting rubbish as usual.
154 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
@Keegan wrote:I actually visit quite often, just haven't been posting much.
We value your commitment Keegan.
If a mod can't be arsed, why should anyone else?
155 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:19
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
156 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:55
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
Same ads as me
157 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 21:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm not seeing them. What browser are you using?
158 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:05
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
When England get the ball out wide and one of our second rate international fast supposedly skillful wingers/wide midfielders having beaten their man, don't get a cross in/over run the ball/try something fancy and the attack becomes dead.
Get the effing ball o'er you ponces.
Get the effing ball o'er you ponces.
159 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:06
karlypants
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Must be a gay one Bonce! 
160 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:18
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
@y2johnny wrote:@Natasha Whittam wrote:And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
Same ads as me
Just cashed in KP's empty bottles from the back of Bargain Booze...Got quite a good return. Money is now in the meter and we have power
161 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:24
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Dont lie btid. You knocked one out at the sperm bank to get the dollar
162 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:30
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat was nowhere near Bargain Booze.
163 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 12 2015, 22:35
karlypants
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@BoltonTillIDie wrote:@y2johnny wrote:@Natasha Whittam wrote:And while I'm at it, will you bellends put some money in the meter so I don't have to keep seeing adverts for gay sex and flatulence pants.
Same ads as me
Just cashed in KP's empty bottles from the back of Bargain Booze...Got quite a good return. Money is now in the meter and we have power
164 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 13:58
karlypants
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Not sure if we have had Politicians with their lies yet.
Also David Cameron.
Also David Cameron.
165 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:01
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Thanks for the reminder KP
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
166 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:10
karlypants
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He won't be doing that again!@y2johnny wrote:Thanks for the reminder KP
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
167 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:40
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serves him right kp, he didn't even give me a choice.@karlypants wrote:He won't be doing that again!@y2johnny wrote:Thanks for the reminder KP
I thought of this thread yesterday when i was taking my trolley back! i was literally half way through putting the trolley back and some muppet said, "here you are mate" and shoved a quid into my hand! and walked off with my trolley. If he would have just waited 3 more seconds he would be a quid up and not have a trolley token instead which i got free through the post!
Dick
168 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 11:27
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I'll tell you what fooking irritates me, fooking tv programmes that need to recap every 5 minutes in case I've forgotten what is going on.
It started with programmes with adverts, as if a 5 minute ad break to swig a Pepsi would render my memory useless. But now it's progressed to every programme in the world, I'm convinced most 60 minutes shows are really 30 minute shows with half an hour of recap.
Twats!
It started with programmes with adverts, as if a 5 minute ad break to swig a Pepsi would render my memory useless. But now it's progressed to every programme in the world, I'm convinced most 60 minutes shows are really 30 minute shows with half an hour of recap.
Twats!
169 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 13:17
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Short corners. 
1 - Win rare corner by rare shot bouncing off somebody's backside.
2 - Wait five minutes for our centre backs to come trundling forward into the penalty area.
3 - Instead of crossing the ball into the box, decide to be a smart-arse and pass the ball to some other poor deluded fool who's standing two feet away.
4 - Other idiot has a brainwave and decides it's a good idea to try and cross the ball into the box after all.
5 - Opposition come rushing out, win the ball and make a beeline for our goal.
6 - Lumbering defenders try vainly to get back.
7 - Other team three on one with our keeper.
8 - Other team score easily.
(See also: Quickly taken free kicks)
1 - Win rare corner by rare shot bouncing off somebody's backside.
2 - Wait five minutes for our centre backs to come trundling forward into the penalty area.
3 - Instead of crossing the ball into the box, decide to be a smart-arse and pass the ball to some other poor deluded fool who's standing two feet away.
4 - Other idiot has a brainwave and decides it's a good idea to try and cross the ball into the box after all.
5 - Opposition come rushing out, win the ball and make a beeline for our goal.
6 - Lumbering defenders try vainly to get back.
7 - Other team three on one with our keeper.
8 - Other team score easily.
(See also: Quickly taken free kicks)
170 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 13:56
Emma Jansen 1
Mario Jardel
Old peoples smelling bad.
171 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 16:38
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Dads, called jake, who are angry on the internet.
172 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 16:53
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
@y2johnny wrote:Dads, called jake, who are angry on the internet.
Yeah, and pretends to be a hot woman on the internet. Twat!
173 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:08
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Lately - nat
175 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:11
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:Lately - nat
You bumchum wannabee.
You've clung onto my coattails too long. Fuck off and fend for yourself.
176 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:13
Boggersbelief
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:@Boggersbelief wrote:Lately - nat
You bumchum wannabee.
You've clung onto my coattails too long. Fuck off and fend for yourself.
That cut you deep didn't it, I still like you don't worry
178 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:14
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Is boggers the boss of nat? It sure looks like it. Boggers well and truly has the upper hand
179 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:16
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:
That cut you deep didn't it, I still like you don't worry
Nah, you can fuck off. Taught you all I know and this is how you repay me.
Breadman and Johnny will rape you every day on here without me supporting you.
180 Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Oct 20 2015, 17:18
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@Natasha Whittam wrote:@Boggersbelief wrote:
That cut you deep didn't it, I still like you don't worry
Nah, you can fuck off. Taught you all I know and this is how you repay me.
Breadman and Johnny will rape you every day on here without me supporting you.
Im celibate
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