He also won't be covered by holiday insurance - although he sounds like the kind of person that wouldn't have insurance anyway.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 11:21
Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

Everything about Benjamin Butterworth whatever it is it's predominently a cunt
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 15:12
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

He is an obnoxious irritating twat who thinks he is a fair minded liberal.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 16:03
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

I had to google him.@Cajunboy wrote:He is an obnoxious irritating twat who thinks he is a fair minded liberal.

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 16:05
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

If you think Butterworth is annoying ANGRY DAD, then watch this.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 16:10
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Anyone who wants Morgan off the TV is ok with me.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 16:37
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

I never watch him, I'm usually asleep at that time of day.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 18:50
Banks of the Croal

Frank Worthington

Quite a few things nowadays, i'm a grumpy old fecker.
Dog shit
Litter
People who F and Blind at their kids
Too many Adverts on T V
Pedestrians on footpaths when i'm riding my Bike
The list goes on and on
Dog shit
Litter
People who F and Blind at their kids
Too many Adverts on T V
Pedestrians on footpaths when i'm riding my Bike
The list goes on and on
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 20:56
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

@Banks of the Croal wrote:Pedestrians on footpaths when i'm riding my Bike
Bikes on footpaths. Use the fooking road.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 21:12
Banks of the Croal

Frank Worthington

Nah, roads are too fooking dangerous with all those speeding drivers about, sooner risk clipping a few owd fookers on the footpath, anyway hardly anyone walks anymore, lazy fookers 

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 21:29
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

I'm not old, I'm 32.
I hope you're not one of those bikers who rings his little bell expecting people to stand aside.
I hope you're not one of those bikers who rings his little bell expecting people to stand aside.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 21:39
Banks of the Croal

Frank Worthington


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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 21:47
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

I walk everywhere, and have several times been faced with mad cyclists. What I usually do is march straight ahead, and dare them to hit me. They always blink first.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 21:53
Banks of the Croal

Frank Worthington

I used to be like that bonce before i got my bike, problem was i kept getting hurt, so i thought if you cant beat em join em .
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 22:05
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Not many of them have a bell these days. Walking to work in the winter I noticed that many don't even have lights.
Mind you, they're less trouble than those motorised jobs.
Mind you, they're less trouble than those motorised jobs.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 22:16
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

@Banks of the Croal wrote:Nah, roads are too fooking dangerous with all those speeding drivers about, sooner risk clipping a few owd fookers on the footpath, anyway hardly anyone walks anymore, lazy fookers
Another reason why cycle wankers need insurance!

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 22:16
Banks of the Croal

Frank Worthington

Know what you mean bonce, just taking the p*** out myself because it used to be one of my pet hates, Cyclists riding on the footpath, now i do it, but only a little bit 

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 22:39
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Those pensioners on mobility scooters can be even worse. There's an old woman near us seems to think she gets extra cash for every pedestrian she hits.
She just missed me one day, smiled, and said, "I'll get you on the way back".
She just missed me one day, smiled, and said, "I'll get you on the way back".

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 22:40
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

Bonce, why is everyone out to get you?
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Sun Aug 16 2020, 22:53
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Many people want to take me down. The Hong Kong slipper smuggling cartels have put a big price on my head, and some of the top geriatric hit men have been lining up.@Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce, why is everyone out to get you?
They include Tenna Pants Kowalski and Colostomy Stan Carlton, so I'm taking it seriously.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Aug 17 2020, 08:30
Norpig

Nat Lofthouse

Tenna Pants Kowalski 

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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Aug 17 2020, 10:26
Angry Dad

Youri Djorkaeff

[quote="Cajunboy"][youtube]qlUg_9VoJNM[/youtube]
If you think Butterworth is annoying ANGRY DAD, then watch this.[/quote]
A sock full of shit some gaffa tape and an acid bath.
If you think Butterworth is annoying ANGRY DAD, then watch this.[/quote]
A sock full of shit some gaffa tape and an acid bath.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Aug 17 2020, 15:37
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

That should cure him.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Aug 17 2020, 15:41
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

Look out for MOVICOL MIKE, he's a loose canon.@boltonbonce wrote:
Many people want to take me down. The Hong Kong slipper smuggling cartels have put a big price on my head, and some of the top geriatric hit men have been lining up.
They include Tenna Pants Kowalski and Colostomy Stan Carlton, so I'm taking it seriously.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Aug 17 2020, 15:44
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

Glad you are feeling a little stronger and are managing to get out of the house.
WHAT'S in that bucket in your basket.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Mon Aug 17 2020, 15:46
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

He's calmed down since he hitched up with Anusol Annie. She's been a calming influence. Don't think he'll be troubling me.@Cajunboy wrote:
Look out for MOVICOL MIKE, he's a loose canon.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Aug 18 2020, 12:16
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Basketball.
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Aug 18 2020, 12:23
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

@boltonbonce wrote:Basketball.
I presume you got hit in the face with one?
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Re: Things that irritate the shit out of you on Tue Aug 18 2020, 12:59
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

That would be preferable to watching it.
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