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1Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:13

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've been watching a lot of TV lately as I'm laid up with "women's problems".

It occurred to me today that TV people have a lot of "quickies" in the most unusual places. Cupboards, toilet cubicles, bushes, back alleys and the like. Sometimes with their spouse/partner but more often with strangers or recent acquaintances.

Does this happen in the real world? Obviously I've been a virgin for nearly 12 years now, but before I was a virgin I always had sex in the bedroom, and maybe twice in the shower and once on top of the tumble dryer. But always in my own home with no chance of anyone catching us.

So my question is this - have you had one of these quickies in a strange place? Is it a common thing? Do you see a toilet cubicle and instantly feel the need to shag someone in it?

2Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
And you had a pop at my computer security thread. Disgraceful.

What kind of women's problems?

3Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:34

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Big Knobs and Broomsticks?

4Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:42

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:And you had a pop at my computer security thread. Disgraceful.

What kind of women's problems?

I couldn't give a flying fook what anti-virus software people use, but I am interested in quickies with strangers.

5Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I keep getting an email saying 'Good evening,you receive this message because you are watching the topic "Sex in the broom cupboard" at Bolton Nuts.
It's very embarrassing.
Stop posting.

6Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I once did it in my slippers. With the light on.

What about you Nat? Or was Cecil's idea of precautions,taking the bulb out?

7Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 21:59

Fabians Right Peg

Fabians Right Peg
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I knew a bloke who once had a Gopher in a broom cupboard. not sure that counts.

8Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 22:00

DEANO82

DEANO82
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Thought this was going to be a thread about Andi Peters and Ed the Duck.

9Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 22:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Boris Becker would know a lot about this.

One of the few times he was unseeded.

10Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Tue Jul 04 2017, 22:14

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Boris Becker would know a lot about this.

One of the few times he was unseeded.


Indeed! And it cost him dearly!

11Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 00:19

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
i once had sex in my back yard, does that count?

12Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 07:34

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I used to have a lot of sex in my car between the ages of 17 and 19 before I left my parents house and got my own place. It was generally Aldi carpark and various backstreets. Before someone pipes up, no, I wasn't out Dogging for a couple of years. My girlfriend was a little loud in the bedroom and it would piss my mum off no end having to listen to us shagging all the time. I once had my mum banging on the bathroom door telling us in no uncertain terms to pack it in after we got a bit carried away in the shower. Definitely breaks your stride having your mother balling at you mid-sex, hence why I had to go on tour.

13Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 08:39

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Unless you had a huge car, which I'm guessing you didn't at 18, surely it was too small for sex (your car, not your knob). It would be too uncomfortable for me (your knob, not your car).

14Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 09:20

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Ford Escort Encore. Bags of room. 

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15Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:29

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
In the Attic of an old peoples home in Brighton with a sex mad 30 something duty manageress rear end job over a water tank. Why i was there is a long story.

16Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:31

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:In the Attic of an old peoples home. Why i was there is a long story.

Old age?

17Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:34

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Does anyone actually have a broom?

I know you do Nat. Your own transport is vital in business.

18Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:49

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I know you do Nat. Your own transport is vital in business.

Bullery.

19Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:55

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:In the Attic of an old peoples home. Why i was there is a long story.

Old age?
Well we are all getting older except you nat, what's your secret?

20Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 11:58

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:Well we are all getting older except you nat, what's your secret?

No sex, alcohol or drugs.

21Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 17:56

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
So you're androgynous and boring ?

22Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Wed Jul 05 2017, 20:15

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:So you're androgynous and boring ?

You bitch.

I don't need drugs or alcohol to be interesting and the soul of any party.

If you find you need either to enjoy yourself I suggest it's you with the problem.

23Sex In The Broom Cupboard Empty Re: Sex In The Broom Cupboard on Fri Jul 07 2017, 12:09

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I'm on more than enough drugs, and nothing seems to be happening. So you may be right  Very Happy

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